Homercles

Y’all understandably giving Ollie Gordon grief for his antics yesterday, and even as a Poke I wanted him to stfu and do his job. But I have a burning hatred for all Stoops, I feel it in my plums

He’s definitely been over the top as the hype train ran him over. I’m hoping both the personal foul + expected earful from Gundy will calm his ass down a little. Not sure how I’d have handled going from an obscure RB to a Doak winner in the span of 9 games as a sophomore either.

Ollie was bottled up quite a bit and still got 100+ yards. Needs to STFU and be the quiet assassin if he really wants to be remembered a notch below Barry. I also want to see Bowman move on, though I thank him for beating OU and that run for a 1st tonight where we went on to score. However…time to pick a Flores/Rangel and roll with it. After that designed run for a TD, wouldn’t mind Gunnar hanging around as a JW Walsh type…our short yardage blows ass. Inexcusable to still have second level backs looking lost in coverage in a bowl game. Also got no pressure up front. Props to Aggy still having fragments of ‘the best class ever’ still playing hard, our dudes looked small and slow in many places, in comparison. Fucking announcing crew was so far up Aggy ass they saw ghosts of Reveille past…interviewing Homer for a third of a quarter, talking gotdamn national championships? I expected ESPN to pimp gods gift to disappointment over us but shit, humping their leg raw got a little old. I’ve never seen a crew basically say ‘yeah they called a timeout over 30s ago but we just sorta forgot, whoopsie’. Were they smoking the good shit with gundy at halftime? Adding more time than the damn play clock? Whatever, im with ‘Stache. I can’t help any of y’all that weren’t entertained by that, my weird ass team with our fly ass coach that does shirtless, one handed pushups at half court brings color to college football…and beating Aggy should count for something around here.

Obviously you’re not a golfer. Been this way most of the season

Yea, as much as I’ve appreciated his services as a ‘bridge’ QB…especially his bomb ass play against OU…I’m ready to move on from Bowman

But how many MiG 28’s?

Call me when they cross the English channel

Everytime I see a pic of that thing I hear Arnold

Y’all look exactly as I picture most posters here…cool as hell, kinda fat and drunk. Also describes me nicely. You’re buying.

Everyone else watching you like

Legit want that…would go great with my toy Hindustani Ambassador matchbox I got in Bangalore.

“Let’s see how earth responds to that”

Bomber jacket is perfect as he looks like Sobel and is a special kind of insecure asshole just like he was

This is what Gundy said as a summary about Texas too: “They’re this way all the time. They’ve been this way for a long time. When I first started playing them as a head coach 20 years ago, Mack Brown was the coach. They were top five in the country pretty much every year for a while. They got good players. I got a lot of respect for them. Sark does a good job. They’re well-coached.”

Hey, I did go to Oklahoma state after all Was trying to make a point about the insanity of the circular arguments in the playoff thread.

Now if only the playoff committee would listen

Well yeah? If it weren’t for a 49 yard FG against TCU maybe it goes to OT or KSU doesn’t FAFO…y’all aren’t in the playoff discussion. That’s football.

Yeah I’m pretty sure the actual team is being kept focused by Sark…because quite a few of y’all are in “they’re terrible, we should win convincingly” territory.

The jury is still out on Nardo, especially when we lost the core of our defensive backs due to NFL/transfers. One thing he has seemed to do well is make adjustments in the second half, at least against inferior opponents when behind. Obviously we miss Knowles but he’s currently getting beaten by Michigan every year. Bowman was doing exactly what we needed to do when both Ollie and the OL were pristine…keep the defense honest with some capable pass plays and not turn it over. Now that Ollie is practically driving down the field using a Rascal, Bowman’s shouldering a bigger load and his back-foot passes are causing alarming amounts of interceptions. Our WR room has been decimated hence a former DIII dude catching for 100+ a game with regularity. So the defense is 2011’ish in that it relies on turnovers more than 2021-style tight coverage. The offense is back in the 2008’ish “run your bell cow until he’s hurt and try to throw some competent passes” but there’s no mobile Zac Robinson there to zone read it down the field…and no Spencer Sanders to balance on the knife edge between brilliance and injury/turnover city. Not a big fan of Dunn as OC, though a great WR coach Special Teams is unusually off this year, though rain has presented issues in several games…won’t be a problem in Jerry World but it’s not a strength in general this year. Gundy seems pretty chill, which is a plus…and we aren’t playing OU where he typically clams up. He’s obviously a good coach and has to live with new coordinators as successful ones constantly jump ship, but outside of Ollie this isn’t really even an above average roster for him…benefit of a good schedule, some luck, great coaching adjustments and a standout RB. Obviously y’all should steam roll us. You’re built to defend the concepts we rely on, have 2+ notches higher in your QB, and higher talent across the board. However that’s why you play the game, this osu team has surprised most of us, and if they play loose with a few lucky bounces…it’s possible to make a game of it. Will see.

Meh, Gundy has really taken on the Buddha stance…for good or ill…for like a decade now. He’s famous for The Rant, but if you watch him on the sidelines he hardly shows any emotion at all. It’s just corchspeak

Are we sure it’s not a ton of OU folks dropping their tickets? I’d have loved to have seen the buying/selling activity between the second and fourth quarters of the BYU game lol.