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Homercles

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  1. We (osu) have missed out twice on playing for a natty…and both were solely on the team. 2011 loss to ISU, and 2021 loss to rapists in conf champ game due to being unable to convert 4th and inches. Granted the LSU/Bama rematch was the stupidest thing ever protecting the SEC brand and our best RB likely converts one of those four goal-to-go runs but sat out due to the draft. It is what it is. Once you lose a game it’s out of your hands (or not if you’re UCF). That being said, any talk of Oregon having a better resume than Texas is fucking stupid and reflective of the entire dumbass nature of a 4-team playoff with 5 big boy conferences. MU/tOSU should have been considered an elimination game but I smell fuckery there…along with all this Oregon talk. The narrative is always changing and it’s just to cover the undeniable fact that it’s all a ratings play. Pisses me off as y’all have an outstanding resume with a win over us next Saturday.
  2. I mean, shit, fucking snow just dead ass stopped a punt at the 3. Don’t see that everyday.
  3. This announcing crew sucks ass but they did have it right when they said a great game, in the snow, at night is a great way to end a holiday weekend of CFB.
  4. Holy fuck what a run
  5. Looked like a false start missed there before the TO
  6. Targeting on his own teammate maybe
  7. You. I like you.
  8. Y’all gonna murder us Ollie like:
  9. Totally not surprised by this, we shot our wad against OU and Gordon has seemed hurt since. Wasn’t even sure we’d make a bowl game for awhile.
  10. I understand we are one of the better teams ATS recently, but Road Gundy After Huge Bedlam Win = poor investment.
  11. “We won at Iowa State, at night. And control our destiny”
  12. I spent five years across two companies talking on the phone for a living (tech support)…I absolutely hate talking on the phone. Pisses my wife off when a simple call is needed to schedule something, and I sulk simply because they don’t have a website where I can do it without the ‘our menu items have changed’ bullshit.
  13. There are so many times I’ll bust out laughing reading Surly, and my wife will ask what was so funny…it can be challenging to explain the vast, interwoven web of history that defines lore such as NowThis or Pedo Bear. Even the more mundane nuance of words purposefully misspelled, like corch and regarded. It’s all a beautiful tapestry of rich history laid down over the 12+ years I’ve been a part of this vibrant corner of the internet. This…this was not one of those times.
  14. Yeah? Well…what ya know about MOTHERFUCKIN JOHN OATES?!!
  15. That Paper Planes song is high on the list of shittiest tunes to be everywhere for a year.
  16. Gundy didn’t throw the pick or drop the ball, but it’s def par for the course
  17. Doesn’t matter. As we all know, we (osu) love to piss away opportunity
  18. Tonight on MXC
  19. Yeah but what about Ronnie Milsap?
  20. In ‘97, living on Sheppard AFB as a HS Jr, good friend of mine’s mom was super religious. She told me she didn’t now and would never have a computer because the number 6 ‘came up’ on them all the time.
  21. As a member of the resident Simpsons Police, gotta give a yellow card for not including this reference:
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