Homercles

I’m shocked that different people have had different experiences with severity of Covid…or that those with a propensity for dumbassery would abuse the presence of a pandemic to try avoiding work! Personally, it knocked the shit out of my wife and I for a full 24 hours each but recovered quickly (most likely) thanks to our vaccines. CARES showed no infection-driven antibodies leading up to it, so wasn’t natural immunity. And for all you WFH-haters, I actually continued to work on all but the worst day…whereas if I’d been a full time office employee, would have been obligated to stay out for another 3-4 days when I was still contagious / feeling bad. So for me, a tenured and experienced employee working in a geo-diverse org, my employer actually gets more productivity out of me by not forcing me to sit in a hotel cube under the guise of ‘team building’ (after spending an hour in the car).

So Gundy finally makes a call to stick with a QB, and now Bowman is 5-13? If we are gonna suck ass, at least invest in the future. Gundys handling of QB’s has been horribad but this is epic now. Im actually kinda hoping for a tanked season that puts some pressure on him to get a new OC, and actually do some hard thinking over the offseason.

That mugshot…

I always loved that Depp lived with Hunter before filming began, to adopt his mannerisms and borrow that famous patchwork jacket. It’s wild that he nearly killed himself by putting an ashtray on a barrel of explosives (so they claim) in the basement, and it’s always struck me that Depp never fully extricated himself from the Hunter Lifestyle…which basically no one but HST could really live. Believe Bill Murray said something to the effect that you had to be careful spending much time around the man…his character had a way of worming itself into your permanent psyche, and was ultimately hazardous to your health. Then again, it looks awfully fun

Charge $10 to make a new username with posting privileges, at least until Chrispy / Animal x Nicotine Source goes the fuck away.

So are the ads

Holy shit a third down without a Giants penalty?

Oh man I’d forgotten about this guy…got all aggressive over vaccine conspiracies, then neg bombed and hasn’t posted in almost two years. Chrispy could learn a thing or two from this dude

I think it perfectly epitomizes the priorities of this state in general, and the associated priority of public education specifically

My dad totally owns a dealership

I love the ones that espouse wrecked alien craft…like they traveled incredible distances over unfathomable amounts of time, just to cruce enfrente del autobus and crash?

All right, headliner is DT Jr. I don’t know why but today seems like it’s gonna be a great day!!!

Once again in this state, I find myself shocked by a foregone conclusion

I’m to the point as an osu fan that I want a shitty season so Gundy is forced to make a few changes…a new OC, OL coach and get his head out of his ass.

Hopefully he goes to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College

Sulfide?

Yep, my immediate response when this blew up on Reddit:

Needs more diabeetus

I was in DKR at the ‘21 game with my Horn wife/friends. Ran into another osu guy, we were shooting the shit while chewing our nails from anxiety. Someone wearing osu orange three rows down flipped the upside down hookem, me and nameless fellow Poke both cussed her out good. Got grief from my wife for suddenly being an asshole, but half the horns on our row were fist bumping me on the walk out…so, worth it. Hate that disrespectful shit, hope y’all wreck it next year (and am glad we don’t play y’all this year). First game against Aggy is going to be 3-beers-by-kickoff, can’t miss tv.

Last weekend I was in KC for a rare and awesome weekend with my BiLs to catch a Royals game (one goes to a different MLB park every year and I tag along when I can). Last Saturday night we were at this sports bar trying to catch all our games…OSU for me, Baylor for one BiL, Michigan for another and Michigan State for the third. We had a prime table and we’re just chilling. Ironically I’d been trying to explain about Aggy to MSU guy earlier in the day, but about 2/3rds of the way through the Baylor game, a group of six Aggies drunkenly walk up to play golden tee. It was genuinely weird…they all looked the same, said they were cousins, constantly called one of their own regarded to his face, and made a few jokes about licking assholes. I’m not making this up. It was awkward, annoying and with serious Deliverance vibes. My Michigan BiL, who is 6’5” but as gentle as Teddy Ruxpin, suddenly pays our tab and texts us to GTFO. I figured they wanted our table and were just being assholes…so I told the aggies to enjoy licking each other’s assholes, I’ve heard it tastes like a penny, I’m going to take a piss…figuring my BiLs would meet me outside. Apparently they didn’t like that, got pissy with Michigan demanding to know what I said, and the vibe turned weird. When my BiLs met me outside, MSU said ‘holy shit you weren’t kiddin…fuckin weirdos’. I told him I hope Miami pushes Aggy’s shit in so they can lick their own assholes and Texas whoops up on Bama. So here’s to you, weird inbred Aggy fans fucking up a rare kid-free, wife-free, fun weekend with my brothers in law…last night I was just smiling at the heavens all:

Y’all need to change the motto