Homercles

Finally my turn to say fuckin BigXII refs

That was a fumble

It’s obviously easy here to rag on Aggie, and y’all certainly are free to dunk on the middling academic stature of my undergrad alum (Oklahoma State)…but back in 97 when I was shopping colleges, I was accepted into UT / OU / Tceh / Aggie and toured them all. As a bit of a band nerd, I was leaning A&M on reputation + as a USAF brat was intrigued by the corps. All it took was one visit to see half the band didn’t even use mouthpieces and the corps was the saddest excuse for ‘military’ I had ever seen. Some of y’all jest at ‘chair force’ but an out of shape, 40 year old jNCO in finance who works 4 hours a day would better understand unit cohesion and leadership than those clowns I saw on the field in CS. …I chose osu as I wasn’t ready to live in a city (UT), nor on Tatooine (Tceh), OU guide just talked shit about OSU + they never answered the phone…but Aggie lost my money the first hour I was on campus.

I’m sorry, but I can’t read an Alabama thread without thinking about this…

Based on his dumbass hot takes on other subjects, pretty sure Stache is with me in that he’s not ‘our guy’

Personally, I’m much more concerned that my kids will watch porn and get the wrong idea on what it’s actually like for ‘most’ people, most of the time. Reading stuff like r/relationship_advice, too many dudes out there think all ladies want to be instantly jack hammered…maybe after he rubs their clit like he’s trying to start a fire in the outback. They’re missing the context of build up or realistic expectations

Oh look another ‘new’ poster wading into highly contentious, political, conservative-driven threads! And they have all the answers! Haven’t seen that before

If 20 years, your ‘life’s work’, can be invalidated in a few week’s time by the internet…then maybe you should have quietly reached out to actual professionals for a valid test plan

We shall see. - I’m actually glad to move on from Sanders…I may eat those words but he could be impulsive and injury prone, having as many bonehead as wow moments. As much as I loved the Zac Robinson era, putting too much on a running QB offense risks disaster - Speaking of offense, this year will see if a constantly broken OL was really a massive cog in last year’s complete meltdown. Still not a fan of our OC despite arguably earning his stripes over the years. - I’m all for the more basic, instinctual 3-3-5 that Nardo seems to bring with him. If the portal is going to cause us little guys this much turnover, a quick-learning system may prove beneficial. DL recruiting, development and performance has proven to be a strength in recent years that may allow a more ‘Rover’ style backfield. - Schedule sets up perfectly for breaking in new pieces. - Gundy, for all his shortcomings, has earned benefit of the doubt in adapting. Over the years we’ve been known for RBs, Biletnikoff factory, plucking coordinators who show plays with LEGOs, DLs and even a defensive powerhouse once. He tends to overperform in low expectation years. - Just, for once, can we maintain a mostly healthy OL? Please?

Why the FUCK are y’all wasting your energy with that dickwagon? He’s an O&G protectionist that’s locked in and purposefully fucks over EV charging spaces like a child. You’re not getting anywhere with him. My next car will be electric, but not a Tesla…don’t really like driving an ipad and questionable build quality. Shit on it all you want, but I like the Mach-E as it’s the perfect size for me + Ford seems to be on the right path for making electric ‘normal’ cars. It’s undoubtedly the future, short term fluctuations aside. Like all disruptive tech, heavyweights will lobby and delay the inevitable instead of positioning to leverage their brand momentum as a leader in the emerging space…and dickwagons will continue to spew digital vomit on forums as their industry slowly turns to dust.

Just waging his own little war

Wait until one breaks

Instead of bickering over transmission losses, can we switch to bitching about large businesses being practically exempt from reduction efforts? Not just keeping their lights/AC blazing at all hours, but also watering their landscaping frequently? Oh boo hoo. You may incur a $100k loss if some of your landscaping dies…good thing you’ve got Right To Work, tax breaks, lax labor safety laws, etc on your side.

“Ok, everyone take out your safety pencils and a circle of paper. This week I hope to finish our work on the letter A”

Seems this guy was more prophet than humorous improv:

Recent rep activity missing on profile page again?

That Chromeo, Tove Lo, Bob Moses triad is gonna be one of those times I’m trekking by myself away from our chair camp for a few hours while everyone else in our group catches other bands. Those little stretches, alone with the sun setting, catching a band/artist I’ve adored for years but never seen live…are some of my favorite moments each year.

Add another $2k for underbody LEDs, Altezza tail lights, two 16” subs in the trunk, HID headlights, fart pipe exhaust, anime t-shirts and an ironic vintage trucker hat for Billy Beer.

Absolutely none of this shocks me