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Homercles

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  1. I always loved that Depp lived with Hunter before filming began, to adopt his mannerisms and borrow that famous patchwork jacket. It’s wild that he nearly killed himself by putting an ashtray on a barrel of explosives (so they claim) in the basement, and it’s always struck me that Depp never fully extricated himself from the Hunter Lifestyle…which basically no one but HST could really live. Believe Bill Murray said something to the effect that you had to be careful spending much time around the man…his character had a way of worming itself into your permanent psyche, and was ultimately hazardous to your health. Then again, it looks awfully fun
  2. Charge $10 to make a new username with posting privileges, at least until Chrispy / Animal x Nicotine Source goes the fuck away.
  3. So are the ads
  4. Holy shit a third down without a Giants penalty?
  5. Oh man I’d forgotten about this guy…got all aggressive over vaccine conspiracies, then neg bombed and hasn’t posted in almost two years. Chrispy could learn a thing or two from this dude
  6. I think it perfectly epitomizes the priorities of this state in general, and the associated priority of public education specifically
  7. My dad totally owns a dealership
  8. I love the ones that espouse wrecked alien craft…like they traveled incredible distances over unfathomable amounts of time, just to cruce enfrente del autobus and crash?
  9. All right, headliner is DT Jr. I don’t know why but today seems like it’s gonna be a great day!!!
  10. Once again in this state, I find myself shocked by a foregone conclusion
  11. I’m to the point as an osu fan that I want a shitty season so Gundy is forced to make a few changes…a new OC, OL coach and get his head out of his ass.
  12. Hopefully he goes to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
  13. Yep, my immediate response when this blew up on Reddit:
  14. Needs more diabeetus
  15. I was in DKR at the ‘21 game with my Horn wife/friends. Ran into another osu guy, we were shooting the shit while chewing our nails from anxiety. Someone wearing osu orange three rows down flipped the upside down hookem, me and nameless fellow Poke both cussed her out good. Got grief from my wife for suddenly being an asshole, but half the horns on our row were fist bumping me on the walk out…so, worth it. Hate that disrespectful shit, hope y’all wreck it next year (and am glad we don’t play y’all this year). First game against Aggy is going to be 3-beers-by-kickoff, can’t miss tv.
  16. Last weekend I was in KC for a rare and awesome weekend with my BiLs to catch a Royals game (one goes to a different MLB park every year and I tag along when I can). Last Saturday night we were at this sports bar trying to catch all our games…OSU for me, Baylor for one BiL, Michigan for another and Michigan State for the third. We had a prime table and we’re just chilling. Ironically I’d been trying to explain about Aggy to MSU guy earlier in the day, but about 2/3rds of the way through the Baylor game, a group of six Aggies drunkenly walk up to play golden tee. It was genuinely weird…they all looked the same, said they were cousins, constantly called one of their own regarded to his face, and made a few jokes about licking assholes. I’m not making this up. It was awkward, annoying and with serious Deliverance vibes. My Michigan BiL, who is 6’5” but as gentle as Teddy Ruxpin, suddenly pays our tab and texts us to GTFO. I figured they wanted our table and were just being assholes…so I told the aggies to enjoy licking each other’s assholes, I’ve heard it tastes like a penny, I’m going to take a piss…figuring my BiLs would meet me outside. Apparently they didn’t like that, got pissy with Michigan demanding to know what I said, and the vibe turned weird. When my BiLs met me outside, MSU said ‘holy shit you weren’t kiddin…fuckin weirdos’. I told him I hope Miami pushes Aggy’s shit in so they can lick their own assholes and Texas whoops up on Bama. So here’s to you, weird inbred Aggy fans fucking up a rare kid-free, wife-free, fun weekend with my brothers in law…last night I was just smiling at the heavens all:
  17. Y’all need to change the motto
  18. Finally my turn to say fuckin BigXII refs
  19. That was a fumble
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