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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Homercles replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
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Just wanted to say Thank You for getting to live vicariously through yall. Pokes season inexplicably went to crusty ass and I followed ya’ll more closely than normal…to the point I ate the insane ticket prices and screamed my heart out last night. Even bought my first new UT gear in ages…an “I’m Horny” longhorns shirt. Dude, I’m heart broken. We had shitty upper level seats right above the far corner of the end zone from where QE gave up the sack fumble. Right up until that moment I was confident they were going to pull it out, and when the tOSU side started going ballistic I had to get out of there…I was fuckin INVESTED. Was a great ride, so glad ya’ll are back to national prominence. You have the highest Good Fan :: Douchebag ratio of any of the blue bloods, finally have a coach, and despite never really having a solid 60 minute game…almost played for a natty. No consolation to ya’ll, but in the NFL-lite era, and with OK State never being a part of the Big Boys Club…I’m ecstatic to see you guys standing toe-to-toe with the assholes of the world.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Homercles replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Homercles replied to NorthLoop's topic in Daily Texan
Only a matter of time until someone nearly drowns in the Gulf from riptides, the ambulance driver panics at the sight of a wall cloud, but is unable to stop on the frozen road and runs into a bollard-less pipeline upon which the gale-blown flames consume an entire refinery. Or parks their CyberFuck next to one -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
Oh wow I didn’t know you live in New York! -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
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This week’s episode with a great open and “is it Wednesday yet?” close out. Paul’s character with a few ‘show don’t tell’ clues about his condition before the big chat with Jimmy…mad respect for presentations that make an effort in that regard even if I’m sad “I have a big ego” is being foreshadowed out Casting is so good all around…Brian with a couple scene stealers, Derek with The Special, Abby’s new dude fits in well as the Straight Man, etc. Great episode.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
There’s an episode of MST3k called Boggy Creek 2, filmed in Arkansas probably mid-90’s. There’s a scene where the protagonists go into some general store and half the riffs sound familiar today: ”it’s the welfare moms sucking us dry” ”liberal!” ”want to contribute to our fund for the war against northern aggression?” ”want this on your klan account?” Those deplorables have always been there, they just finally had a public figure that ‘made it ok’ to say the quiet parts out loud. -
2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
I just want to once again log…for the sake of posterity and flipping bits on a hard drive somewhere out there…that “tits, polls, and Bennigan’s” is a perfectly natural flow on the politics board here which simultaneously fills me with unspeakable joy and complete inability to adequately explain to others why I love this place. -
“Everything is so expensive under the Demonrats that mah family can barely afford to live”… Fun fact on Space Mutiny: the guy who plays David Rider/Roll Fizzlebeef and the Sexy Senior Citizen are actually married, and she’s younger than him. My sister and I also randomly ask each other if we’ve signed Sherry’s birthday card.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Homercles replied to Parliament's topic in Cloak Room
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
For 18 months I’d heard about the pending recession, ‘economic headwinds’ and how businesses were having to layoff/cut spend/raise prices etc in preparation…bunch of bullshit. Before that it was supply chain issues…which obviously were a factor for months during peak Covid but had long passed in mid-2021. Now it’s ’collaboration and innovation is better in-person’ that large businesses are using to make people’s lives miserable with forced RTO, constant threat of layoffs, jamming more people into fewer offices, etc. Fuck em. It’s like the Fox News crowd, always blaming Trans folks, immigrants, taxes, abortion or whatever else they can use to distract folks. -
How did I miss this thread last season? I love this show…much prefer smart, dialog driven, tight ~30m stories with distinctive characters that play their part well. Give me a five minute chat between Tyrian and Queen of Thorns over any hour long CGI circle jerk. Am glad to see this season sticking to that formula with some new twists while still allowing Ford an out that doesn’t feel contrived and would let the core continue. Curious to see if Goldstein’s acting chops have another gear, and I think we all identify with Derek a little too much meaning he does a good job. Wife still throws in ‘safe dick is the best dick’ into conversation lol.
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This whole thing reminds me of asking my kids why they were fighting…after ten minutes of backstory from both perspectives, it comes down to my son not giving my daughter a turn on the Fischer Price toy vacuum in 2016.
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Homercles replied to Parliament's topic in Cloak Room
That whole exchange was a Surly version of watching the Globetrotters…I knew the outcome before it started, it was going to be an epic beat down, and that Sydney was gonna bust out the ladders and trampolines as a from-the-top-rope finale. -
Voted this morning at a hotel here in cedar park. We took our 8 and 11yo kiddos with us, and while showing my eldest how the process works he said loudly ‘daddy make sure you don’t hit that, it’s for Trump it says’ lol. Typical chatty, bubbly and hilarious retiree at the line control spot leading into the room…who made sure to thank every kid there for dragging their parents in. Fast and easy, the way it should be…so we went thru the line a few more times, went and grabbed our illegal housekeeper to ensure she got a couple turns, and decided ‘fuck it’ so paid the Haitian yard crew a few puppies to get their votes as well. /s
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Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
Homercles replied to Parliament's topic in Cloak Room
Rogan is just like Trump…the idea of a smart person to dumbasses. He’s obviously successful and deserves credit building his empire, but strikes me in that pseudo intellectualist bent that is poison to the ‘do your research’ crowd. I’m all about questioning established concepts, even to the extent of the Covid vaccine like he did…but the way serious people do that is through citing sound evidence and the scientific method to support your conclusions, not mining the relentless ocean of shit available on the net or quack guests that you never directly challenge. I do laugh though that apparently Trump was 3+ hours late to his rally that night after doing a 3 fuckin hour podcast with JR. -
I absolutely murder the fuck out of the unsweetened HEB Sparkling waters…all flavors.
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All right everybody, time to retire as a Counter Insurgency specialist and start a new career as Senior Principal Intelligence Analysts. Job market may be rough for tech right now but I’ve heard there’s a dearth of Economic Intelligence Vaccine Urban Planning Offensive Coordinators.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Homercles replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Homercles replied to bolverk's topic in Cloak Room
When I see that, all I can think about is hoping it’s their Nebraska Phone Flop Out moment -
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Homercles replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Well he said he worked ‘with’ SpaceX, so maybe he was their Customer Success Manager at the local refuse agency? Or delivered mail to them? -
^^ What’s this rational take shit? On a side note, tangentially related to topic at hand…seems a few B2’s obliterated some seriously hardened bunkers in Yemen that the Houthi’s were using to store weapons in. I’d imagine we had intelligence that a significant stock of Iranian SRBM’s were stored there and timing was sending a message to ‘carefully consider your next move with Israel’. Speculation is swirling that they may have dropped MOPs, 30,000lbs of bunker busting freedom. You only use those limited, specialized assets for critical targets…if so, I’d hope a significant portion of Iran’s primary means of involving itself with Israel/Palestine and intimidating the ME (missiles) just went kaboom. I’d like to think that this is related to the THAAD deployment as a means to attenuate responses by both Israel and Iran.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Homercles replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Will never understand some people’s affinity for billionaires and large companies. This ‘we will make as many miserable as possible so we can reduce headcount without paying severance’ RTO push, taking in huge profits by keeping pandemic-shortage prices, funding massive disinformation campaigns…it’s all making me MORE bitter towards these people/companies, not less. Tesla could return to a leadership role but it seems apparent to me that remaining key talent is chasing these vanity projects (CT, bullshit 2-person low slung ‘taxi’, human-controlled ‘robots’ serving drinks, a van that can’t survive a speed bump) instead of developing new models…instead they have aging offerings that all look the same and potential customers turned off by Elon-stan making an ass of himself.
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