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Homercles

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  1. So you’re saying somewhere between ABL and a bona-fide colored lady? Do you know what a colored lady is? Not your moms, fo show. Cause if they was that, y’all woulda known better than that bullshit. (Sorry man, inspired to work in one of my favorite moments in a show chock full of em)
  2. Can it automatically format pimphand posts into comic sans and change chainsaw’s periods into tiny versions of this?
  3. The whole military thing pisses me off to the core, especially to enlisted. Soldiers, airmen and sailors get put into a position of need all the time before they get a chance to check all the required boxes. And I’m not strictly taking battlefield promotions or commissions. Some of those positions have a required rank that goes along with it. Are they going to start calling out 3 and 4 star generals? On paper most them are supposed to revert to Brigadier/Major Generals upon leaving the office that brings the extra stars with it. Fuck all the way off with things you don’t understand, especially to an enlisted man with over 20 years.
  4. “He’s probably about the same as Bernie sanders. He’s probably more so than Bernie sanders. He IS more so than Bernie Sanders.” “Wants this country to go communist immediately, if not sooner”.
  5. I thought TTom was banished to the shadow realm or some shit
  6. Dialog-driven shows don’t bother me…hell my all time favorite is The Wire and love shows like Shrinking. But damn this show needs a Tyrion, a Bronn, a Bunk or even a Paulie Walnuts…someone with serious business and integral to the plot, but serving as comic relief that you root for.
  7. He does look good behind the podium
  8. Seeing this shit makes me incredibly proud of my parents. Early 70’s, white, dad’s a retired USAF full bird and mom was a nurse/QA/admin type…prime demo to get pulled into this shit. Dad tells me all the time about the crazy crap his ‘peers’ in Sun City say…and then proceeds to make fun of them before buzzing away in his electric car. The Colonel rarely cusses, but will get a serious look (the one I feared as a kid) in his eye before saying ‘they’re all a bunch of complete dumbasses’.
  9. My HS experience: Freshman/Sophmore abroad in a veritable melting pot of races and nationalities (Incirlik Air Base, Turkey) to white bread Podunkistan for Junior/Senior years (Burkburnett, Texas). I wanted to burn the whole school and put those smarmy, often racist, spawn of self-righteous Bible thumpers out of their miserable existence.
  10. Ask PRONG HORN…pretty confident he can give you a fact-supported, well researched and, most importantly, balanced position on Shapiro’s history in regards to this matter
  11. This is the kinda hard-hitting, human interest investigative journalism that has kept me a satisfied Shaggy/Surly customer for over a decade
  12. If y’all Beetlejuice that miserable fuckstick Chainsaw back into this thread right now, I will massacre you…I will fuck you up
  13. Hate to even think about it for fear of the jinx, but man I’m still amazed at the sudden burst of enthusiasm to squash the whole right wing conservative movement right now. I’ve been burned before (electing Biden over Trump II, Jan 6, felony convictions, etc)…but this feels different because of the sheer diversity across the US public that are talking about it / donating / Zoom calls. I feared we were going to sleepwalk into Project 2025, Michigan vs App State-style. Really hope that it’s “Ball State leading Alabama 7-0 start of the second quarter” instead.
  14. People, immigrants or not, already get free healthcare…it’s called the Emergency Department. It’s extremely expensive, incredibly inefficient, takes emergency resources away from the community, and often people go only once they’re in dire straits….they could have a daytime job, they’re doing all right…but without access to preventative care or substance abuse support, previously-addressable things spiral into shit like cardiac arrest. Insanity to mock a system that seems to work well in seemingly every other developed country.
  15. Man, for a minute there, thought I’d missed something real important in this thread.
  16. You have to follow the 2025 logic…ban birth control so people have more kids, those kids learn in a public school system crippled by republicans, at 16 they’re put to work to support their 9 siblings + mom/dad + grandma fresh jizz (grandpa died heroically as a Senior Master Major Commodore in the Great Gravy War of 2026). With a poor education and only the Trump Bible to guide them, they flock to the Meal Replacement Survival Bucket factory for $6 an hour operating the industrial grinders with no lockouts (they’re illegal now). After laughing too hard at an Elon tweet, catching their sleeve on the grinder and degloving a hand…they’ll be forced to be the greeter at Costco (we love you) where they subside off sneaking handfuls of Survival Buckets, trying to score with Starla the manager, and blaming liberal Democrats for their problems. With each successive unintended pregnancy, they high five with glee at having another vote to cast for Dear Leader.
  17. So our first dedicated right winger to crawl out of the woodwork, jumps into this thread to champion…*checks notes*…teenagers working dangerous jobs.
  18. “The thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dolls eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin…until he bits ya, then those black eyes rollll over white” I’ll run with a Quint quote as a parallel to the sudden surge of all this younger talent in the Dems sphere suddenly coming for the GOP
  19. I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
  20. Fuck me. Past 36 hours have felt like when Gundy finally made a QB change in 2010 against Colorado, and Weeden threw a dart for a TD. Buddy turned to me and said ‘feels like a whole new season after one play’. Damn straight. Let’s keep momentum up
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