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  1. Bobby had accepted a republican sheriff as a sponsor too
  2. When politics tries to hold hands with sports, you can't just handwave it to another forum
  3. I missed this
  4. LMAO "Allstate Accident Attorneys"
  5. I think it was an I formation, or something similar
  6. That's a much fairer criticism. For a play like that, they clearly wanted someone bigger to block LBs
  7. This is not a playcall I would criticize him for. If you got an RB like Lendale White, situations like this are what he's for. Thank God it didn't work out for them, but this is a textbook example of the correct playcall that gave them the highest probability of success.
  8. I also believe in Latina Power
  9. chainsaw

    Bert!

    He ain't come to UMiami to play school. Or football. Made friends with some cool Colombian guys.
  10. Harder to gravepiss there, I'd bet
  11. chainsaw

    Bert!

    Miss me yet? I'm the REAL kicker at UMiami guys. We just use the other guy as a DECOY
  12. Give me Convicts by 1.
  13. aka the Bernie Moreno - Art Bell Beef Tallow Emporium
  14. This is a pattern with Sark, though. Tweak these things and the team will succeed. Keep them the same, and it'll take a miraculous play from a 1st Round WR talent to beat Arizona State.
  15. This is what bothers me about Sark. He more than anyone should've been aware of these issues and should've fixed them but didn't.
  16. Only two things about this game separated the result we got (14-7 Loss) from the result we wanted (Texas blows out the sad nuts): Drive-extending penalties Sad nuts failed to convert on 3rd down, but got 15 yards because of a stupid hands to the face penalty. They eventually scored on a CJ Donaldson run, and we spotted 'em an additional 10 yards because of a Malik Muhammad hold. Cost: 7 points Short yardage erectile dysfunction First drive, near midfield, couldn't get 2 yards to extend the drive and put us in FG range. Cost: 3 points or more Start of the 2nd half, Defense held the sad nuts to a 3 and out, we march down the field, and can't punch it in from the 1 yard line. Cost: 7 points Nuts had just scored to start the 4th quarter, we march down the field, and once again can't find the end zone. Cost: 7 points Final drive of the game, defense responded to our last impotent drive by forcing a 3 and out, after a deep punt, Arch gets us to midfield, but once again can't move the chains. Cost: 3 points or more If those two things had been fixed, we were on track for anything from a 27-7 to a 35-7 game, and that doesn't even take into account how much the trajectory of the game would have been impacted by Arch gaining confidence, quieting the crowd, and other scoring options opening up due to adjustments they felt like they'd had to have made. Maybe Sayin wouldn't have had the confidence to find Tate on that incredible 3rd quarter catch, either. Lots of coulda, woulda, shoulda. The point I'm making here is how much these little things can totally alter the outcome of a game.
  17. chainsaw

    Bert!

    Don't pretend you're not interested. It's CFB on a Sunday.
  18. It was brilliant that the inaugural game was against a D2 cupcake. Wonderful for confidence. Now they're on the road against a fellow five-letter FCS opponent, PVAMU, coming off a close win over Texas Southern. I'll take PVAMU in a close one.
  19. chainsaw

    Bert!

    Debut is today
  20. Can listen on a Mexican Radio if you don't have ESPN+ https://player.amperwave.net/13749
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