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New (?) University in Austin
Apples and Oranges. MAGA State U is for evangelical closet cases. UATX is more like the Xavier Institute but for incels instead of mutants.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
If you swapped Arch for Quinn Ewers in Gainesville, it wouldn't have been 29-21 Gators it would have been 42-0. Arch has so much more poise and ability to navigate the pocket.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
I couldn't stop laughing after
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Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
What I've begun to notice is that every SEC contender has at least one inexplicable bedshitting performance in conference play. Usually a loss, but sometimes an embarrassing failure to cover against an inferior opponent. Florida could have been a bedshitting, but at the time we had no reason to believe the performance in Gainesville was an anomaly. On the other side of the coin, it's possible that OU shit the bed against us, which means we shouldn't read too much into our dominant performance in Dallas. Georgia is beatable, but Kirby Smart seems to know how to outcoach Sark, so at this point I'm not ready to say we run the table. I think we will beat aggy and piggy, but as for every other game on the schedule I don't believe there's enough information to project with confidence that we will win them. Vanderbilt and Georgia especially.
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2026 OT John Turntine
He could easily get playing time over #79 aka John Turnstile
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
airtight alibi
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
I was about to buy a tracksuit, but then I saw they partnered with Penn State and after that UCLA beatdown I just couldn't be seen in their brand.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
He certainly would already know the system
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
that'd be a step down
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Aggy isn't evil, I agree, if we're only talking about athletic programs. As an institution, there's an argument to be made in a different forum that they're pretty evil and complicit in the downfall of our society. But credit where it's due, the football team hasn't covered up a serial rapist. The observation I made about the team being snakebit and cursed was amoral and intended only as an objective assessment of the team's capacity for success, which actually exceeds that of aggy. But Penn State is a rollercoaster team. Always will be.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Curt hopefully is too smart to make the same mistake Franklin made when he left a good situation. Penn State is snakebit, a cursed program not unlike aggy.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Has any Penn State coach ever fallen from grace like this??
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
And with no air traffic controllers he might not find a way off the O'Hare tarmac
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Not to be that guy but I'm pretty sure it was UTEP
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
They're mediocre and overrated. Vandy is exactly the kind of team that gives us fits. I'm not worried about aggy. If we can beat Oklahoma by a lot at a neutral site, we can beat aggy at home.
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
Bama thought it would be easy, too, and it wasn't
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
I think Vandy's better
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NBA Offseason Thread 2025 - Fuck OKC
No Mavs 25-26 thread?
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
These refs are fucking in the bag
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Gator vs. Texas A&M
From the inside, you can't explain it. From the outside, you can't understand it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Lagway finally playing up to the preseason expectations
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Early "Setback" just kicked off at Kyle Field.