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SHOOTER12

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  1. Lol, reminds me of my freshman roommate at SWT. After weeks of pursuing one of the hottest girls on campus she agreed to go out to dinner with him. She let it be known it was to shut him down and get him off her case. She fully intended to embarrass him. Later in the night he flying into the Wagonwheel club screaming "sniff my finger, sniff my finger". One of our dorm mates told him that still didn't prove he screwed her. He replied "well if you're brave enough to sniff my dick...I guess I'm brave enough to let you"! The entire bar fell out on the floor laughing.
  2. There's been twice in my life that I've had the thought....if I had just gone ahead and killed her..I'd be out by now.
  3. Hmm....kind of like a hickey on a hemorrhoid?
  4. Billowing Maroon(Moron?)Asshole
  5. Kinne is a damned impressive young man. He has walked through some fires no one should ever have to endure. I've loosely followed his career from his HS days and he has done well in all phases, always looking upward. As an SWT alum I can only wish him the best.
  6. I had read somewhere earlier that ALL staff was laid off. Who knows?
  7. surlyhorns.com in the address bar is the only thing that changes.
  8. It's showing that it's set for large fonts already but it's not. Toggled back and forth restarted and no difference in font size.
  9. WTF is going on with the font size on this site. I've maxed out the settings on my phone yet it has no effect on the Surly. All other sites, yes, here, no. Barely readable.
  10. Fuck Nixon, and fuck Joe Paterno, may they both burn in hell, that is all...
  11. Wrong side brother, but it would stretch a horses ass.
  12. Those big bulges in those weird pants...is that where they put their colostomy bags.
  13. Well, one part of me is..... But otherwise, you're right.
  14. I need one of those stickers. I might be limping that day and I might not. What those assholes don't realize is that most of the time I get in the store I'm hurting so bad I have to stop several times just to slip my prosthesis off several times and wait until the pain abates. Also my afib and congestive heart failure don't show.
  15. Must be said, FUCK FOX and PEACOCK.
  16. Don't EVEN insinuate that we're as stupid as aggy dude.
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