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SHOOTER12

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  1. Dammit..it happened, I pissed myself....
  2. C'mon sing it.."Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins"~~~~~
  3. Edit: the worst part is I'll have that song stuck in my head all day long.
  4. Dammit, after all this time and Bilbo Baggins still makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss my pants. So perfect, so Jimbo, so aggy it's perfect.
  5. Pleasanton High School, Eagle Stadium, Pleasanton Texas. Capacity-5000.
  6. Look at the thumb on that kid..born for a glory hole butthole. In other news, I found out grandson #2 wants ro go to UTSA, and then go to aggy. His father went to UT, and told him he didn't father him to become aggy. I told him other, much more severe things, which. due to risk of criminal prosecution I will not repeat. In the child's defense however, he is autistic.
  7. Can't beat that great organic sound. Same reason I've always preferred tube amps.
  8. NEVER, EVER trust a fart, especially after age 50.
  9. Don’t worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out… uhhh… blown… blown out… Let’s think about what we need to do going forward, and they had… blown out. I just KNEW he was going to say "brown out".
  10. Heck I prefer volume controls that way. There's times I want the ringer on, but don't want to deal with texts and other various alert, or vice versa,or any combination of such.
  11. So piss the bed. It's not like it's yours anyway.
  12. Now, now you know it's in very poor taste to ridicule folks who are mentally challenged. You should be ashamed.
  13. Johnny Foosball has high quality cocaine.
  14. Just got to end of 1st quarter on DVR. Watching Meatchi kens secondary adjust presnap I'll GUARANGODDAMNTEE you they are still stealing signals.
  15. No, lol, and just double checheckand it was 7:30 of the first quarter, need to correct original post.
  16. No, lol, and just double checheckand it was 7:30 of the first quarter, need to correct original post.
  17. I had the DVR set to start 15 minutes before the game, yet when I tasted there was already 7:30 minutes gone in the first quarter, wtf?
  18. That's EXACTLY where it come in hand. On acreage, house not visible from the road, and an area(Nacogdoches County) absolutely overloaded with meth heads and Crack heads.
  19. Don't really know crap about Harbaugh one way or the other, good bad or otherwise. So tell me, why does just seeing him puts me in a rage and makes me want to punch his ugly ass glasses clear through his head and out of the back of his skull?
  20. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Well fuck. Just got back from UTHC, totally screwed again. Multiple major tears, irreparable except for reverse shoulder replacement AGAIN. Just about ready to give it up. Life isn't supposed to be this way, I've been through fucking enough already. Scheduled for February 8th.
  21. CTE obviously, couldn't be any other reason.
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