Everything posted by SHOOTER12
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Helping your wife through The Change
It was good knowing you..there is no help for this form of demonic possession, I'll have Immamac check the wreath fund.
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Getting old sucks
The mofo got his. I came out unscathed, but still scary as hell.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Haysooscristi, what in the ever loving fuck.. I hope for your sake she can suck a bowling ball through a garden h...ose
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
"Sissies spreading out their asses, wanting everyone who passes..oh lord"
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
Dayum, you made it on my birthday!
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
November 22, 1963, 6th floor of thr book depository bldg. I've just got to know for sure...and if possible, stop it.
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Getting old sucks
Full disclosure, as a kid I had a perverted uncle who wanted to teach me the game of golf. The balls he was interested in weren't dimpled...fucking bastard.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Currently on sale at freaking Walmart I think. No heat whatsoever.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Arrrgggghhh!!!!
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Getting old sucks
Troof! Faggety leisure activity, not a sport. Golf was ruined for me in my childhood...
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Getting old sucks
You're a better man than I am. I'd love to participate in some form of athletic competition, but just going to the grocery store and having to take several breaks due to pain kind of dims my hopes of it ever happening. Yeah, I'm jealous...
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
I ate a vegetable once, if she enjoyed it, she didn't let on at all.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Holy shit! I had not seen that before.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
Freaking auto correct, fixed. See yall soon I hope.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
I'll be in jail shortly...some cunt stopped my recording of the combine. Please raid the wreath fund for my bail🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Maybe he meant morons and vaginas?
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Fentanyl laced Oxy, Valium, and Xanax
Jon Connor to T-100: "We're not going to make are we...people I mean".
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Wholly crap. On a a side note that is the exact faucet and countertop we have in the half bath under the stairs.
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
HallHillHallHillHall.... Say it fast it kind of sounds like a donkeys' bray...or jackass.
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
Tyreek the freak indeed...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
See also: Pharma sales reps at doctors offices.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
More hilarity on potential aggy "move", https://www.si.com/college/arkansas/hogs-football/razorbacks-texas-aggies-long-horns-notre-dame-sec-big-ten
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My wife nearly always orders off the kids menu, not because she's cheap, ĵust because she doesn't eat much and watches her caloric intake. Of course at 5'11" and 138lbs at 66 years old... I'm not complaining...and no, no pics freakos.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
Shut up Moe...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I had a pair of white Puma football cleats back in '82 for neighborhood football games. They were the best pair of cleats I ever owned.