SHOOTER12
Certifiably Surly
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Getting old sucks
Hmmm, never heard of it but will have to check it out.
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New Keith Urban Fan
Couldn't find anything by searching, but just found out Mr. Urban gave my grandson a guitar(fucking Les Paul) at one of his concerts a few years back. Don't even know any of his songs, but I am now a fan.
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Brian Wilson is near the end
God Bless Mr. Wilson, you blessed the world with your gift.
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Getting old sucks
Speaking of vodka. I used to be a regular vodka drinker back in my younger days. I got burned out on the whole alcohol thing and quit for several years. When I started back, I developed a liking for a good Canadian whiskey and have drank that ever since. Superb owl weekend my daughter mentioned how bloody Mary's sounded good. So we picked up the stuff to make them and wholly shit, 1 and 1/4 bloody marys later I had to go lay down as I was wasted. No 100 proof or anything, just a plain old 80 proof(Dripping Springs). WTF? I don't know.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Lol, I'm slow I guess but I just noticed Walmart has a refrigerated case for their "high end" pet foods...fuck me running, the world has gone to hell.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The litter? Or aggy?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You used a lot of words to say fucking aggy sucks...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Dammit, can't find it again. It was on the Google News page/homepage.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Lol, I had totally forgotten about that.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Not trivial but I just read an article about about some hikers showing the damage caused by turons at Kings Canyon and Sequoia National Parks. One of the things mentioned was how many idiots were carving their names, initials or school names in the trunks of trees. I would bet that a particular school in Brazos County is one of the offenders. Call you what?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hell I couldn't figure out if he was even in the photo. Which one is he?
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Dangerous Diarrhea Diverts Delta
Yep, you don't mess with mother nature... SWIDT?
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Dangerous Diarrhea Diverts Delta
Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is... You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.
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Texas always lives here
Not near long enough..I'll take 200 years.
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Texas always lives here
Dayum..flat out had the eyes watering with pride..Hook'Em
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I knew that would get a rise out of you.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I found RD's sock, lol
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Getting old sucks
Dang...I'm in way better shape than I thought I was. Thanks guys!
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Getting old sucks
Thought we might be twins after reading this. I could have posted that verbatim and it would be 100% accurate...then I remembered twins don't have a 13 year age differential.
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Non Seasonal Family Insanity Thread
We need a super bowl family insanity thread. WTMFH is going on around here? Grown people that can't handle their freaking liquor. Like I woke up in hell with complete strangers.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
The water table here in the East Texas boonies is literally at the top of the ground.
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Dyin - your mortal remains
If mine goes before me I'll have her cremated. Then I'll dump her ashes in the toilet and take a huge chili shit on them before flushing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sounds to me like somebody got busted. Hang thy heads in shame you fucking maggots.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fatshit program...
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Typical aggy..misspelled "fatshit".