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SHOOTER12

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  1. God Bless Mr. Wilson, you blessed the world with your gift.
  2. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Speaking of vodka. I used to be a regular vodka drinker back in my younger days. I got burned out on the whole alcohol thing and quit for several years. When I started back, I developed a liking for a good Canadian whiskey and have drank that ever since. Superb owl weekend my daughter mentioned how bloody Mary's sounded good. So we picked up the stuff to make them and wholly shit, 1 and 1/4 bloody marys later I had to go lay down as I was wasted. No 100 proof or anything, just a plain old 80 proof(Dripping Springs). WTF? I don't know.
  3. Lol, I'm slow I guess but I just noticed Walmart has a refrigerated case for their "high end" pet foods...fuck me running, the world has gone to hell.
  4. The litter? Or aggy?
  5. You used a lot of words to say fucking aggy sucks...
  6. Dammit, can't find it again. It was on the Google News page/homepage.
  7. Lol, I had totally forgotten about that.
  8. Not trivial but I just read an article about about some hikers showing the damage caused by turons at Kings Canyon and Sequoia National Parks. One of the things mentioned was how many idiots were carving their names, initials or school names in the trunks of trees. I would bet that a particular school in Brazos County is one of the offenders. Call you what?
  9. Hell I couldn't figure out if he was even in the photo. Which one is he?
  10. Yep, you don't mess with mother nature... SWIDT?
  11. Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is... You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.
  12. Not near long enough..I'll take 200 years.
  13. Dayum..flat out had the eyes watering with pride..Hook'Em
  14. I knew that would get a rise out of you.
  15. I found RD's sock, lol
  16. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Dang...I'm in way better shape than I thought I was. Thanks guys!
  17. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Thought we might be twins after reading this. I could have posted that verbatim and it would be 100% accurate...then I remembered twins don't have a 13 year age differential.
  18. We need a super bowl family insanity thread. WTMFH is going on around here? Grown people that can't handle their freaking liquor. Like I woke up in hell with complete strangers.
  19. The water table here in the East Texas boonies is literally at the top of the ground.
  20. If mine goes before me I'll have her cremated. Then I'll dump her ashes in the toilet and take a huge chili shit on them before flushing.
  21. Sounds to me like somebody got busted. Hang thy heads in shame you fucking maggots.
  22. Fatshit program...
  23. Typical aggy..misspelled "fatshit".
  24. Try driving in Mexico, it will make NO seem like heaven.
  25. I had read somewhere it's real. Isn't tat the stadium that is on a "tray" and they roll it in and out? Don't remember where I read the article, only that there's tons of complaints already about the playing surface.
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