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SHOOTER12

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  1. I cannot believe ANYONE would dare insinuate that were as stupid as fucking aggy. YES, we rewarded the staff for a job well done, and it was justly deserved. To even suggest that we shoved a handful of Crisco up our ass and bent over is fucking ludicrous.
  2. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Allsome.
  3. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Ŵell fark, good eye Dennis.
  4. "Excuse me ma'am, your husband gave my grandson his guitar...do you think you could give me a blowjob"?
  5. Am supposed to go for a visit in a few weeks and will check things out.
  6. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    OK, wtf? No results. For the record, Black Velvet Reserve, 10 year beats the hell out of Crown Royal at 1/2 the price.
  7. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Hmmm, never heard of it but will have to check it out.
  8. SHOOTER12 posted a topic in Music
    Couldn't find anything by searching, but just found out Mr. Urban gave my grandson a guitar(fucking Les Paul) at one of his concerts a few years back. Don't even know any of his songs, but I am now a fan.
  9. God Bless Mr. Wilson, you blessed the world with your gift.
  10. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Speaking of vodka. I used to be a regular vodka drinker back in my younger days. I got burned out on the whole alcohol thing and quit for several years. When I started back, I developed a liking for a good Canadian whiskey and have drank that ever since. Superb owl weekend my daughter mentioned how bloody Mary's sounded good. So we picked up the stuff to make them and wholly shit, 1 and 1/4 bloody marys later I had to go lay down as I was wasted. No 100 proof or anything, just a plain old 80 proof(Dripping Springs). WTF? I don't know.
  11. Lol, I'm slow I guess but I just noticed Walmart has a refrigerated case for their "high end" pet foods...fuck me running, the world has gone to hell.
  12. The litter? Or aggy?
  13. You used a lot of words to say fucking aggy sucks...
  14. Dammit, can't find it again. It was on the Google News page/homepage.
  15. Lol, I had totally forgotten about that.
  16. Not trivial but I just read an article about about some hikers showing the damage caused by turons at Kings Canyon and Sequoia National Parks. One of the things mentioned was how many idiots were carving their names, initials or school names in the trunks of trees. I would bet that a particular school in Brazos County is one of the offenders. Call you what?
  17. Hell I couldn't figure out if he was even in the photo. Which one is he?
  18. Yep, you don't mess with mother nature... SWIDT?
  19. Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is... You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.
  20. Not near long enough..I'll take 200 years.
  21. Dayum..flat out had the eyes watering with pride..Hook'Em
  22. I knew that would get a rise out of you.
  23. I found RD's sock, lol
  24. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Dang...I'm in way better shape than I thought I was. Thanks guys!
  25. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Thought we might be twins after reading this. I could have posted that verbatim and it would be 100% accurate...then I remembered twins don't have a 13 year age differential.
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