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SHOOTER12

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  1. Jesus man never discuss or ask about dreams. Some years back I dreamed that my wife was best friends with Cameron Diaz. We were all out at some kind of outdoor festival or gathering of some kind with thousands of people when we somehow got separated. My wife freaked out because Cameron was nowhere to be found and had me looking high and low for her. I guess in my sleep I was calling out trying to find her. My wife woke up and asked me if I was having a nightmare or what. I gave her a brief sleepy rundown of how I was trying to find her best friend.of course that immediately got spun to I was dreaming about fucking Cameron Diaz. I told her NO I was looking for her because you told me to etc etc. To this day, I'm still hearing about it. If a movie or something comes on with her in it I immediately leave so I don't have to hear about it all over again...fml
  2. The felon will be too busy drunkenly fucking the groundhog.
  3. Yep, hope they have a pool and a pond.....or a swamp
  4. I'll go ahead and say it...it's been nice knowing you
  5. No, it didn't expire. It's just time to pay the devil his due. Be sure you have Saban on your "Celebrity Death List", it's coming soon.
  6. Dammit..it happened, I pissed myself....
  7. C'mon sing it.."Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins"~~~~~
  8. Edit: the worst part is I'll have that song stuck in my head all day long.
  9. Dammit, after all this time and Bilbo Baggins still makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss my pants. So perfect, so Jimbo, so aggy it's perfect.
  10. Pleasanton High School, Eagle Stadium, Pleasanton Texas. Capacity-5000.
  11. Fuck aggy...that is all.
  12. Look at the thumb on that kid..born for a glory hole butthole. In other news, I found out grandson #2 wants ro go to UTSA, and then go to aggy. His father went to UT, and told him he didn't father him to become aggy. I told him other, much more severe things, which. due to risk of criminal prosecution I will not repeat. In the child's defense however, he is autistic.
  13. Has he raided Tyler Jr. College yet?
  14. Can't beat that great organic sound. Same reason I've always preferred tube amps.
  15. NEVER, EVER trust a fart, especially after age 50.
  16. Don’t worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out… uhhh… blown… blown out… Let’s think about what we need to do going forward, and they had… blown out. I just KNEW he was going to say "brown out".
  17. Heck I prefer volume controls that way. There's times I want the ringer on, but don't want to deal with texts and other various alert, or vice versa,or any combination of such.
  18. So piss the bed. It's not like it's yours anyway.
  19. Now, now you know it's in very poor taste to ridicule folks who are mentally challenged. You should be ashamed.
  20. Johnny Foosball has high quality cocaine.
  21. Just got to end of 1st quarter on DVR. Watching Meatchi kens secondary adjust presnap I'll GUARANGODDAMNTEE you they are still stealing signals.
  22. No, lol, and just double checheckand it was 7:30 of the first quarter, need to correct original post.
  23. No, lol, and just double checheckand it was 7:30 of the first quarter, need to correct original post.
  24. I had the DVR set to start 15 minutes before the game, yet when I tasted there was already 7:30 minutes gone in the first quarter, wtf?
  25. Still puts me in a homicidal rage.
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