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SHOOTER12

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  1. Ho-Lee-Chit, I had never seen that before. Mind bottling.
  2. Jesus, that's a scenario beyond horrific.
  3. What, no Tombstone? You're no daisy at all.
  4. Deion might be inspirational, might be a great motivator but that all pales in comparison to the fact that he's a fucking idiot.
  5. To be honest I find everything about that bastard to be "systematically offensive".
  6. Yep, I remember when I first found that out I was amazed.
  7. Oh they would spin the hell out of that. "He's the lost love child of Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry,,created by aggy in a lab to rule the world "!
  8. I don't know. As fed up with aggy as the most of the SEC has been lately they may just think it's time to sacrifice aggy.
  9. How i the hell am I supposed to know the mind of aggy? Empty brain pot I guess.
  10. Yep, a good old sledge hammer will fix all of that permanently.. Did I ever tell you about being blackout drunk and having to pay Ramada Inns $3k for some mysterious damages?
  11. "Why you're no daisy, you're no daisy ay all"...wait? Wut? ~Doc Holliday~
  12. Pretty much like the folks in Collie Station huh?
  13. I've had broken/fractured ribs several times in my life, thankfully long after my playing days were long gone. I cannot imagine playing much less taking a big hit with stoved up ribs, nor imagine how strong the pain killers would have to be to accomplish that. The first time I tore up my ribs I was 38 years old and was already taking 10mg vicodin due to my accident(leg). They did not even touch the pain as far as my ribs went. It seems to me that anything strong enough to offset the pain of broken ribs would render you so impaired you wouldn't be able to play.
  14. Shane Falco have any eligibility left?
  15. "When you're dumb, you better be tough"
  16. Pretty sure he's been banged up for awhile but has been playing through it. After Bilbos' childish screaming fit in front of the whole world yesterday, Max probably said "fuck it, I'm hurt and I'm out of here".
  17. Any kneepad that provides significant injury protection would also limit mobility. I always hated wearing kneepads and shoved them to the sides of my knees. I know that uniform pants at one time HAD to cover the knees. As lightweight, flexible and stretchable as uniform materials are today, mobility should not be an issue. As a person who has always had bony assed knees I had my kneecaps cracked twice, and that is some miserable shit. No way I'd play wearing the glorified "shorts" so many players wear today.
  18. What's with the pushing Max in the back? I know at one point they were screaming at èach other when Max was coming off of the field.
  19. All kidding aside, my cardiologist is a Texas graduate, and he did in all seriousness tell me 2 years ago to stop watching hing Longhorn games. I tried, but fuck that.
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