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Feliz-navi-fucking-dad

Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threesome with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK... I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate, he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard.

77-3 77-3 77-3 77-3 Fuck Kunt state university

FUCK FOX!!! HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!!!!!

From what I understand, he and some others were waiting outside for autographs etc outside and caught him when he was leaving the venue.

No shit, really heavy duty research right there.

Ftfy...

Have seen some pretty good things about him, but damn that's humility. Reeves was playing with his band "Dog Star" in Houston. "Elijah had been holding a football and he wanted to know if Reeves would play catch with him. I asked him the first time and he kind of mumbled something. But I didn’t hear him, so I asked him again, and he said ‘Yeah come on lets go,’” the nine-year-old recounted. For the next 30 seconds or so, Elijah and Reeves had a good old-fashioned game of catch right there on the street as fans looked on. “I was really nervous because I was playing catch with a famous superstar,” Elijah admitted. Still, the kid revealed it was the best 30 seconds of his life: “The top moment.” That was especially true when Reeves complimented him on his spiral throw. Meanwhile, it wasn’t lost on the crowd that the actor had once played a retired football player turned FBI agent for the 1991 movie Point Break. “This is the football I threw with him. I’m keeping it forever and ever,” Elijah showed the reporters. In other words, he’s a newly minted Keanu Reeves fan for life.

From your diverticuli brother..that sucks, thank God we've got the Horns!

From the deep woods of Nastydouches... TEXAS!!

So you're never surprised or amazed at aggy continually doing more ridiculous shit? Damn...you must be jesus.

Go Garrison!

Just when you think that they cannot get more pathetic....

Doomed we are...absolutely doomed.

Porn don't count.

I'd never be heard from again...

@Prepuce of DoomBut..I want to hear about Doomlets Halloween. Did he get to poop in some kids Jack-O'-Lantern or what?

WITELF?

À man who has experienced the thrill of victory, and the agony of the feet.

I've always found it ironic (at best) that those asshats have the atm logo centered on their ass, with the looong part of the "T" appear like it's coming out of...or going into the crack of their ass.

They didn't come to play no common sense.

Clark Griswold?? Is that you? *dang, Sgt Hulk beat me to it*

RIP Coach Bob Knight, 83 yo.

Nah, he just looks like Nick Rose and Bert Auburns love child, surely he has that kicker DNA thing going on.

That's what I thought as I had not seen anything like that this season.....unfortunately.