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SHOOTER12

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  1. Point to the the TV and tell me where it hurt you. Right in the Longhorn when FOX dropped its broadcasting with Dish, for like 3 or 4 years in a row during football season.
  2. FUCKING FOX, MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!
  3. I had a best friend named J. Linda. He married a woman named Linda Handleman....married name? Why Linda Linda of course.
  4. More like a glitch in the Tampax.
  5. No worries, you're in good company...
  6. Everything...... That could go wrong for Coach Douche...
  7. ...and just saw her doing an insurance commercial on TV.
  8. Yeah buddy, I prefer "RUDE" company...know what I mean Vern?
  9. Tactical nuke would solve so many problems at once. Don't forget Jerrah will be in attendance so the Boys instantly get better, and the talk of moving the bloU game ends forever. Wish I could rep this more than once...hate all 3, Jerrah, pig, and aggy, although aggy is my most hated.
  10. It is amazing the things ordinary people can do when faced with extraordinary situations. So many times the person "least likely" turn into heroes. Something just comes over them and without even realizing it, they're in the middle of the shit.
  11. Arkansas vs atm? Meteorite or nuke
  12. This is a bullshit biased site. Why are all of immamacs family members showing up in so many posts?
  13. I'm older than the top one, but that was my first as I was a late blooner. NMAS, are you really older than me?
  14. I remembered several times during the good old days where his toughness was brought up by some horrific injuries he played through. I don't remember now, but there was one interview stating how many YARDS of tape it took to keep him together to be able to play.
  15. RIP and Godspeed to one of the truly great ones. He was definitely one of my childhood heroes.
  16. With all due respect I think it's more than that.
  17. I honestly can't see anyone worth a damn taking that job at any price due to the constant shenanigans going on there.
  18. South Austin's mom? On plastic? Sheer genius.
  19. My neighbor (and ex-girlfriend) in San Antonio had one, awesome as hell.
  20. Human millipede, not to be be confused with the human centipede.
  21. Sure they can, they're heathens who don't give a fuck.
  22. Had 2 homes in Houston that had those and they are awesome imo.
  23. Bullshit, I'd live in mansion.
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