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SHOOTER12

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  1. Dammit, games like this just scare you to death. Srsly, after the screwing we've gotten from the officials, and all the snide comments coming from the B12 and conference opponents, I hope we AVERAGE 90-0 going out the door. I've come to hate the B12 almost as much as I hate aggy.
  2. Sex tent??? Wulaw has got to be the business owner.
  3. Besides divorces or breakups or bad blow jobs. No female related shit..we knew the risks we were taking chasing that poon. Mine would have to be when my father passed away in 1980. I had gone to work on a powering project in December of '79 in Kentucky so I was quite far away from my parents in South Texas. My supt. had gotten a call from my sister (I didn't have a phone), and he delivered the message to me on the job that my father had a heart attack. I caught the first available flight to San Antonio and went straight to the hospital. The doctors felt that he was pretty much out of danger at that point, which was a huge relief and I got to spend a couple of weeks in town staying with him in the hospital. Dad and I had been going through a rough patch in our relationship and had just started to work things out. As a teenager I was a little on the wild side, drinking, growing my hair long and playing in bands. He hated the hair and beard and constantly gave me grief about it before I went to KY. You can imagine my shock when he told me how good he thought my beard and mustache looked. After a while he seemed in great shape and the doctors said they'd be releasing him in a few days. At that point dad told me I needed to get back and take care of my job and that he was so proud of me, and not to worry that he'd be fine now. So I went back to KY so glad for the time we spent together and the bridges we mended. After I was back at work for a few days I called to check on things and found out the doctors had delayed his release but everything was "fine" and not too worry. 6 days after that he had another heart attack and I headed back, this time driving because as I told my boss, I don't know when I'll be back. I about blew my 76 Grand Prix hauling ass back to SA. I stopped and called when I would stop for gas. A little over halfway back when I called, a nurse took the call and told me he had passed, to slow down and please be careful the rest of the way. I handled things pretty well I think(?) until the viewing and I totally lost it. The 30 days after, I have absolutely no memory of anything other than the funeral, and my mother telling me I killed my dad. Sometimes life just sucks. How about you Surly? Sometimes sharing is good for the soul.
  4. Dumb dumb ass would check out for him also.
  5. Turtle Tom and Thumb Thompson..
  6. I can go with that, probably should consider a larger truck though.
  7. Be sure and put her back in her coffin and cover her up when you're done.
  8. True, but I was thinking more along the lines of a GE mini gun.
  9. Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.
  10. May it RIP. I remember going there back in the mid 80s when I was working in Lufkin. Has got to be the nastiest place I had ever been. All you had to do was mention drugs and every girl in there offered to get you some. The concrete foundation is still there wit a Jesus Saves cross driven in the ground.
  11. Wholly shit.....
  12. Damn...
  13. Why do I get the feeling aggy will be getting another strongly worded letter from the NCAA?
  14. If Weigman survives. Although he has not been injured as of yet, he has already taken a lot of absolutely brutal hits. Those will tend to catch up with a player sooner or later.
  15. Well played sir!
  16. 35-17 Texas 335 yards
  17. Cuz you're sucking my dick? lol
  18. Of course not, at least not anyone from Surly.
  19. Then full apologies are in full effect.
  20. Well...I will say that's a lovely hand.
  21. Sometimes yea, sometimes nay.
  22. If it's a friend or family member they have my sincere apologies. Too much whiskey watching the games(s). But, we here at Surly only do 10's and super models.
  23. Uglier than a shit rail fence, bag that head.
  24. Yep, rolled around on the floor for a couple minutes myself.
  25. Damn...where did all the whiney bitches go?
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