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SHOOTER12

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  1. Nah man, he gets a free bottle with every tailored jersey he buys...
  2. Well...it is aggy
  3. Keep seeing references to Nicole but apparently missed the back story. What happened? Did Nicole turn out to be an axe murderer for?
  4. Essentially Sports just dropped a story a few hours ago about Stephenville High School. They're getting a new $40,000,000 multi-use stadium that will seat 7,500 fans. The stadium will be named for....... Art freaking Briles, what a crock of shit.
  5. 100%, a thing of beauty, pure magician on that one.
  6. Kind of like practice for the roller coaster derailment?
  7. Texas-48 Pig-13 WR yds-315
  8. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    I know this might be dumb, but have you ever tried deep breathing techniques along with meditation? It sures helps me most of the time. Good luck AB🙏🙏🙏
  9. All gas no lube?
  10. The jokes write themselves...
  11. JFC...I thought we won today?
  12. STFU about tuneup games...bad MOJO bro.
  13. PROFESSIONAL STUDENTS. looking at all the affected program etc made me think of an aunt of mine. She hold multiple doctorates and masters in many diverse areas, yet has never made a dime off of any of them as she has never worked a day in her life. As all of the family was incredibly curious, a couple of us finally got up the courage to ask why. Turns out she was born to an impoverished family (which we knew) and was always embarrassed by that along with her early lack of education. What none of us knew until then was that she had an insatiable desire to learn, it's what gave her joy in life. Her husband, a '57 UT graduate understood that and let her pursue her passion...learning. Now despite her advanced age, she can talk with anyone about damned near anything. God Bless her and her millionaire husband, and by the way....all of their degrees are from the University of Texas in Austin. HOOK 'EM
  14. TEXAS-42 FLO-17 Fla yds-227
  15. From the foggy woods of Nastydouches FIGHT
  16. So.......met someone with a pulse.......?
  17. I've wondered about that since the coms started. I mean if a team can figure out/steal signal from a bunch of lunatics jumping around holding up various signs, hell listening in would seem like a piece of cake.
  18. It's really difficult to pick out the desperate ones of those couples.
  19. Wrong leg, too young, too ugly
  20. A few years ago we had a hot sales rep call on us representing a contract equipment hauler. One of the hottest I'd seen in a long while. Immediately hired her company to make 3 or 4 hauls for us. Then dropped them...she suddenly became ugly...reason why? Found out she was aggy...
  21. Or do fish fuck him?
  22. And that's fair.
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