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Slacks

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    Just saw Woodford Sweet Oak Barrell for $167. Did not procure.
  2. We are going to win.
  3. I never thought of "smear the queer" as "slay the gay..." Is that what this is about? Look, we are dumb boys. "Tackle the man with the ball" just didn't flow off the tongue quite correctly. We apologize for not knowing we were making fun of gays... (if that is what this is about.) I should probably preemptively apologize again, because I'll probably say it again. I won't be on TV, so nobody will care, but I'm gonna go ahead and apologize. But still..... Y'all some hoes.
  4. So, you're in, right?
  5. "We should open a BBQ joint on Mars. How much do you think we can raise? 20? Go on....
  6. We might as well take another run at it!
  7. I left DCA two hours ago, so this hits close to home.
  8. I used to scream this... then the OL was terrible at blocking the run.
  9. Bro, chill. You don't get to grift trillions more by coming up with constraints... unless you're telling everyone you're raising trillions to overcome those constraints. iow, these problems are the solution.
  10. Taaffee was dinged up and needs to work on his 40 time for the combine. I'm guessing his agent is going to send him to training and rehab starting next week.
  11. this right here. i surly
  12. He will tell you he is not a con, and I agree. He says, almost exactly, what he plans to do. Everyone around him says, "don't take it literally." Then he does it and says, "Whaddya want from me? This is the mandate you idiots voted for... Biden Kamala Communist Taco Orange Gold Dog..."
  13. Define "worth"
  14. They already pulled it off. They didn't announce this *just now* without a good indication of what's coming.
  15. Sounds like shitty law.
  16. I will ease up on ND if Freeman is going to the Giants. The nite before the announcement my BIL From Indiana said "Lets watch the TX/ND game together." A couple of hours later I was calling ND bitches. A day or so later he said he'd heard Freeman might be going to NYG. Now it's a main stream "betting favorite". If the head coach is leaving, I'm ok with the team not taking the bowl. As a player, I'd still want to play, unless all the coaches were leaving and we just weren't gonna have people to prep or wear headsets.
  17. Not sure it's all racism... People hate Deion Sanders.
  18. I need 5 years... Can y'all hold on that long?
  19. 4 TDs. He ran one.
  20. Does que ballentina mean "what a flat ass"?
  21. I like Tempe / Mesa, which is where ASU is. Yeah, it's hot but doesn't feel like Houston ball sweat. It's just hot. I've only stopped for gas in Tucson. It looks like it can either be a cool city or a giant meth lab. Maybe both. Des Moines is quaint, but duck that winter at all costs. Manhattan and Lawrence are just Midwest towns. Lawrence isn't terrible and it's not too far from KCMO if you need some city. KCMO is cool. I've had plenty of fun there over the last 30 years. Never stepped foot in Stillwater or Morgantown, but I've been in Oklahoma and WV enough to know I'm not trying to spend much time in either place.
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