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Slacks

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  1. I interviewed a guy yesterday who has been laid off... Florida Man, whose daughter has expensive extracurricular activities in school. I mention the stock market going the wing direction. He says, "Well, hopefully we get some better trade deals that help America." Someone will hire him, but it won't be me. I'm sure they have leopard gators or something.
  2. That's Houston basketball. They're like Pythons. Have been for years, but this is the first time they've had any real scorers. When they were down 12 (like 58-46,in 2H), I told the dudes at the watch party that this was a Houston game. Duke averages NBA points, which means they hadn't played that level of defense.
  3. Houston is the smallest team in the FF, but the biggest dogs. I've been a few six packs on Houston and Florida. This is the game I think I want.
  4. Well... He's going to the NBA and he can fn play.
  5. Aaayyy... Who is this at halftime and what song is this?
  6. You can see Max late brakes on tight turns and is aggressive through the chicane, will Lando tries to carry speed.
  7. Crane's definition of long term does not equal what an agent sees as long term.
  8. Strike outs in April. Cry about it.
  9. I need to do all of this just because.
  10. Never gonna happen. After paying LMJ to do nothing, Crane is not going to turn around and negotiate against himself and give away four years of control for two years in the cheap. Astros ain't gonna offer anything for two years... And if he's healthy, he ain't signing unless it's a crazy deal that a new owner offers.
  11. This is the April content I'm looking for.
  12. DEI show. Cancelled.
  13. Comparative advantage of nations... Tariffs
  14. For all I know the piece of shit had me set up and had my friend Angel killed. I never liked him. I never trusted him.
  15. Come on Florida FAA ATC DEI, we need you.
  16. Two? Two? Bro, this is like 8 in a row. Every April, like clockwork, Astrosworld bitches and moans about bats and not scoring runs in the first 25 games or so. Every April I write a post about it being April. Every September a division winner. Chill, honey bunnies....
  17. Sir, I don't want the first time you hear about this be from the media, but someone made a mistake and I think we should fix it. Tell Rubio to call and ask to get this guy back.
  18. Bro Ralph... Have you checked on your dogs?
  19. Hmmmm... So let's say you have a watch that runs, but is in need of service... And let's say someone "steals" it from you, then sells it at a good price - "I'll take 2k off, because it needs to be serviced..." How many pennies we talking? Between the split with the stealer and the insurance claim, how many pennies are left. Profit? (Sorry to interrupt the faces and leopards show.)
  20. This is some 5 leopard shit right here... I almost don't believe it came out like that but it do. 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆
  21. It is weird for the Astros.
  22. Espada made a good move.
  23. One more game in March, then it's that time, bitches.
  24. Duke isn't going to let Bama shoot uncontested threes all night. Duke has a rim protector, so they can extend their defense to the arc.
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