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Slacks

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Everything posted by Slacks

  1. Who are these people?
  2. Let's get to dealing, bitches. Start from the beginning... Then ask the Native Americans who commits the most murders. Then ask the African slaves who commits the most murders. Start this bitch over at T+1... No guns. Let's just see. Probably?
  3. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Pssshhhh... FIA changes rules during the race when it affects the WDC leader. Keeps the racers racing, ya know.
  4. I wonder if this dude realizes he got used, quite bigly, and really can't do shit about it except be a hoe on the internet.
  5. Lying about everything is how they got there.
  6. I can't even imagine smoking throughout the day and being normal. i see people who do it. they *think* they're normal, but I can tell they're high... they function, though.
  7. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Facts. He won't do it again.
  8. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    I think if it wasn't wet, Oscar would have gotten 5. He could have caused a crash...
  9. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    hahaha... no shit... during the race I kept telling my wife, "they're going to pit him so he comes in behind LeClerc." Fortunately for Lewis, his Inters were shot and he had to come in when he did.
  10. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    He has done it in other races... It has two purposes (that I'm aware of) creating a "shockwave" before you leave (affects cars 3 through N more than car 2) and taking some temp off everyone's tires (which I think has less value, since the leader also loses temp) making it take longer for tires to come in. I also think Oscar just likes fucking with Max...it seems to work to get Max in his feels. This time Oscar went to far. It looked like he stalled the car.
  11. Slacks replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Throw some Ds on that bitch!
  12. That was a properly executed pitch... Hitter just got it.
  13. Does Altuve know he doesn't have to swing at everything that looks like it *might* reach the plate?
  14. Cam is going to be very good. However his style does not fit with not help the current rockets. The Rockets are doing him a favor.
  15. Talk yo shit,Yanier.
  16. He swings as if his strike zone is around 5'9
  17. He's having his best year at the plate... He's taking more pitches and looking for the pitch he knows he can hit. More walks, fewer strikeouts, better average and better contact. Someone coached him well in the off-season.
  18. 10mg right now. Chilling on the couch. Might go to the car wash.
  19. Need his roster spot more than the salary relief. This team could end up deep.
  20. Need all the haters.
  21. Reed will play. He was not ready for real minutes at 19yo.
  22. Fuck Orel Hershiser. I hope *this* team (legally) steals all the fucking signals / tips against the Dodgers.
  23. Man.... I used to talk so much shit about how good David Ash was going to be in any given game. I remember yelling at my buddy who always picked against Texas (or just me) "I hope these motherfuckers keep blitzing, so he can keep lighting their ass up and we can hear Gus Johnson yelling " ASH!! To the ENDZOOOOONE! TOUCHDOWN TEXAS!" But alas, those blitzes... And the runs. Dude was an athlete. I guess we should be thankful that he didn't help Charlie Strong and Shawn Watson win games.
  24. Sark is going to have a 1,000 back. It's more part of his plan than great QB play. That 1000 yd back is what creates the opportunity for great QB play... And with Texas now playing what feels like 17 games. 1000 yds is like 47 yards a game.
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