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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
He's having his best year at the plate... He's taking more pitches and looking for the pitch he knows he can hit. More walks, fewer strikeouts, better average and better contact. Someone coached him well in the off-season.
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So, back to that legalization thing
10mg right now. Chilling on the couch. Might go to the car wash.
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Need his roster spot more than the salary relief. This team could end up deep.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Need all the haters.
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Reed will play. He was not ready for real minutes at 19yo.
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So, back to that legalization thing
- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Fuck Orel Hershiser. I hope *this* team (legally) steals all the fucking signals / tips against the Dodgers.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Man.... I used to talk so much shit about how good David Ash was going to be in any given game. I remember yelling at my buddy who always picked against Texas (or just me) "I hope these motherfuckers keep blitzing, so he can keep lighting their ass up and we can hear Gus Johnson yelling " ASH!! To the ENDZOOOOONE! TOUCHDOWN TEXAS!" But alas, those blitzes... And the runs. Dude was an athlete. I guess we should be thankful that he didn't help Charlie Strong and Shawn Watson win games.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Sark is going to have a 1,000 back. It's more part of his plan than great QB play. That 1000 yd back is what creates the opportunity for great QB play... And with Texas now playing what feels like 17 games. 1000 yds is like 47 yards a game.- So, back to that legalization thing
10mg gummy allows me to be functional. I had a 25mg caramel and felt like I was speaking in tongues... And while I enjoyed it, I do not have that kind of free time.- Financial Goals in 2025
The thought of #2 pisses me off... it's been 15 years with two sons who grew up here, so it's time... How does one paint the house with all of this shit in here?- Financial Goals in 2025
work until i die, probably.... then my wife and sons will burn through more money than i ever thought I'd have. I'm at a point where the idea of buying (and running) an existing business is starting to sound right. not quite a goal yet, but could be soon. good luck, yall.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I think my point is clear. Now I can just enjoy the ride.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hey, Hoes! It's July 1. Here are your MLB overall standings. 1. Dodgers/Tigers 3. Astros See you hoes in April.- 2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Lob City. But for real, Capela is 3rd C and Jock is gone. This isn't "hiding Sengun" on defense.- 2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Please, Cam, learn how to play team ball... Especially defense.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Grrrrr... I'm a bit behind and there is information in this that will potentially have a tangential effect on me because greedy bastards voted trump 'for the economy'. I'm gonna need to go find some leopard owners and kick them in the balls.- 2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
Rafael Stone doesn't know what he's doing. He's winning the off-season, but he doesn't know it.- Trump’s America
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What? So, your friends who support all this shit are good people who just don't want to ruin their relationship with other good people who support all this shit... But the politicians who do the shit that good people vote for are the bad people and the good people just can't not support them. Is that what you said?- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yall some hoes.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
What about April?- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Y'all remember when Dana Brown was a dumbass and Joe Espada was in over his head? Hoes remember.- Israel vs everyone war thread
I expected that number to be higher, if you know what I'm saying. - Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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