Dear Every Motherfucker that said, "I voted for Trump because I think he'll be better for the economy*,"
Fuck you.
I really don't give two shits about your politics**. I give a lot of shits about my got-damn money that I've busted my grey slacks wearing ass for, and this motherfucker IS NOT better for the fucking economy. He's better for his own pockets, which he has always fattened by fucking suckers like you who "think" he's a business man. He's a fucking taker.
*I know what you really meant, "I don't want you to think I voted for all that racist rhetoric that I voted for, because the economy was already kicking ass.
**I care about policies, not politics. Fuck your power struggle.
In closing, I'm going to be just fine. I've scavenged through trash cans for meals many more times than you have, and I have the fucking receipts. Now I have enough to make it through this storm. When the Leopards are done eating, I'm going to collect whatever you leave behind because you won't be accountable for your own responsibilities and you'll quit. Great. Get fucked. Make America Great Again.
Sincerely,
The Suspicious Man in Grey Slacks.