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KaiserSoze

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  1. No, his mom had Ridglea Animal Hospital and Total Landscaping put the dog down.
  2. But it's his BIRTHDAY!!! OMGZZXX!!!
  3. Big Ventilator is clearly behind this.
  4. 37 when I was 18 (woman from a Summer job) 21 and ~45 when I was 30 (both within a week of each other) I'm enough of a degenerate to forget some along the way, but I feel like those 2 are representative guidelines of the range.
  5. KaiserSoze

    High

    High I'm fairly high right now and enjoying the fuck out of it... such a nice way to spend some time. Happy New Year motherfuckers, and may you have a nice easy night!
  6. Fitlump is on it
  7. She originally posted as FitLove on Shaggy- back when she was spending time at the gym with Ricky the Pedo, "fitness modeling", cam whoring etc. and she has a horn/lump on her forehead, hence FitLump/fitlump
  8. In Texas I can't recall the last time I purchased something locally that wasn't from CA, CO, or locally grown. I haven't seen anything from Mexico in ages (7-8 years maybe?). I'm sure some people here still sell weed from Mexico here but I sure haven't seen it in a long time. As for financial markets getting thirsty for it, that ship sailed years ago and has gone up/down quite a bit the last few years.
  9. ...the preferred brand of North Austin moms
  10. "OMGz I sneezed and had a runny nose back in January" (neither of which are particularly covid-specific) "I totally had it!"
  11. Because they've automatically decided they already had it without being willing to consider any other possibility (these are the morons I'm referring to, and I've met more than a handful).
  12. Yeah, there are plenty of morons who got sick early in the year and think they had Covid
  13. I bought one from Saatva a couple months ago (the Loom & Leaf) and it is fantastic- absolutely awesome.
  14. Maybe the Vader pants... with a Wolf Shirt up top.
  15. I voted Saturday, while fairly drunk. I was doing a walkabout from my place into downtown with a backpack cooler full of beer. As I passed the downtown library after crossing the river (one of my usual stopping points for people watching on these activities) I stopped in to see if I could get in to use the bathroom. The guard at the door asked, "Are you here to vote?".... "Sure" I responded so he let me in. After relieving myself in the bathroom I wandered over to the voting room. I was the only person there besides the staff. I voted, hit the bathroom again (I was at least 8 beers in at this point) wandered off and smoked a spliff to celebrate.
  16. I mean... he was just tucking in his shirt.
  17. Hooray racism? What the fuck- these people are fucking awful.
  18. KaiserSoze

    High

    Agreed @Snow Dog... gonna DM you about an upcoming outing
  19. Dignan: "Bob, you're the zero out here in the car."
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