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KaiserSoze

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  1. So that's where Mike's grandmother lives.
  2. Put it in the big hole and gouge on it.
  3. Sounds terrible
  4. Pretty much. There's an old guy to my right at the bar trying to impress the bartender chick (who is 30+ years younger than him) with stories of how much of a bad ass frat bro he was a decade before she was even born. He's very impressed with himself. She can't relate and gives zero fucks but is working him for tips. Lulz. Go Smitty!
  5. Username does not check out, and you're clearly a fucking idiot.
  6. Jesus f'ing christ- there's not a conflict with the signs. The one stating duration doesn't change the distance rule- it's only informing you of the duration.
  7. Nice @evil horn, what's it gonna be?
  8. Hopkins had a 4Loko incident years ago from which he's still recovering.
  9. I wondered the same thing when I saw that it was on the 7th this year (In the past they've always done it on 8/8) and figured maybe there were bigger events happening on 8/8 this year than in the past... but I have no idea what they might be if that's the case. I love it when they do The Ocho.
  10. Don't be fatuous, Smokey.
  11. The news last night said it was a bottle of vodka and he blew over 3x the limit for pilots.
  12. How 'bout a MILF truck run instead?
  13. This thread was apparently created by OP to make him feel better about himself... turns out he's a small-minded idiot.
  14. Ah, yes, the Double Deuce.
  15. Was it the one about the hooker with dysentery?
  16. They should put it behind the XXX Megaplex on 35.
  17. That we know of
  18. Duck bowling- I saw that in a bar in Columbus, OH last month. I hope the mechanical bull is super close to the lanes so you can add a bit of extra challenge while releasing the ball.
  19. Ah, so they checked their privilege- got it, thanks.
  20. You have a 3-month old, that's more than a reasonable out. Tell them you'll catch them next time and don't spend a second giving a shit about their feelings on the matter.
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