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    Oh great! We're nihilists now?
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    The problem is ... for this person born in 1958 ... your desires and urges remain the same. But, the women keep getting younger and younger every year. And then you find yourself in the Creeper Zone. Blue hair and wrinkles boys ... blue hair and wrinkles. (sigh)
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    So, in 1979, the University of Pennsylvania went on an improbable run to make it to the Final Four in basketball. They beat the likes of the #1 seed in their bracket, North Carolina and Syracuse. In the Final Four game, they ran into Michigan State. State had some guy named ... Earvin Magic Johnson. Well, Penn's run was over at halftime with the score of 50 -17. But then. In the second half, as the Spartan fans were gloating, allegedly a cheer began to come from the UPenn student section. It grew in intensity and volume. So, what was being yelled out? That's alright! That's ok! You're gonna work for us someday! No retort to that gentlemen.
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    But, the blessed unholy things I would want to do with Linda Cohn.... Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ....
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    The SEC Shorts video on this oughtta be epic
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    If the Big 10/Pac 12 wish to try to cleanse their vaginas and start to play in October, ... sure... why not ... ONLY We welcome them to bowl games where applicable but for this year, they are not playoff eligible. Less wear and tear on their players with the delayed start, upsetting college football plans and revenue flow on a nationwide basis. It was a poor decision when made which looks even more ridiculous now. And for poor decisions there must be consequences.
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    The University of By-God Texas 42 Texas Western Don Haskins, They won what? When? Over Kentucky? 7
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    I believe I heard in Vegas' last 3 games, if you take away the 2 empty net goals they scored, they have exactly ONE GOAL against an opposing net minder. At what point does that start to get into their heads. And as we saw in the last series, the Stars' net minder is not exactly standing on this head.
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    Let's see... what pron starlet photo shall I submit? Kind of into the milf thing so... Julia Ann? The classic, vintage look of Helen Duval? Vittoria Risi? Decisions, decisions.
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    So, a young attorney and an old attorney are sitting in a bar. A beautiful blonde walks in, sensuously sits down at the bar and orders a martini. The young attorney says, "Man, I would like to fuck her." The old attorney says, "Out of what?"
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    So, any idea how long the Pink Faders are going to boycott practice? Any chance we can substitute the Whiny Children of the Corn for Tech for one year?
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    I am sensing that the mouthpieces for UCLA are already working on the inevitable, "Motion to Determine Non-Dischargeability of Debt" when UA declares bk.
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    Start at the 2:10 mark.
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    So, why couldn't a person apply for a Tier 1 Special Event Permit to take place in one of the parking lots? Allege you are protesting uh... hmmm... ah yes, you are protesting aggy's continued embarrassment to the State of Texas and that their jizz jars are responsible for the spread of Covid amongst the sheep population. The event date just happens to coincide with a home game that day. So, it's not tailgating. You are just providing a public service by offering up ribs and brisket to your fellow protestors.
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    The old ... A Body to Die For ... A Face to Protect It.
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    One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic. (approximate quote from Joe Stalin)
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    I'm a Hadley v. Baxendale guy myself.
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    Well hell, I don't know whether I should be uphauled or impressed with the depth of depravity in that post.
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    Was really happy with the day. We only took 12 people. Cinemark was only serving popcorn, hot dogs and cokes are reduced rates. (snuck in some Dripping Springs vodka). You choose between about 15 films. Spoke to the manager of that Cinemark. He was asking for recommendations on future films. (I don't think Blazing Saddles is going to make it.) Would do again.
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    So, I broke down and took up Cinemark on their "Private Party" screenings. You rent a theater for $100. Can invite up to 20 friends. We are seeing Jurassic Park this Sunday at 5:15. Will be sneaking in some Woodford Reserve. Will let you know how it goes.
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    America ... Fuck yeah! Bring A J Foyt back. Hell, he's only 85 years old. When he loses, he can punch one of the whippersnappers in Victory Path. (small track, small Lane)
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    And this really fucks with an old saying I used with my kids in their younger years. They would whine about something not being "fair." My response: "This is Texas. And the only fair is the State Fair. And, the State Fair takes place in October and it ain't October." Now.. .well crap. Gotta wait until 2021. Thanks a lot Obama.
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    You can be my friend any day and twice on Sundays.
  25. Lidig8r
    Living on an island would drive me batty. I'm a very young 62 years old. Have appeared in federal courts throughout the US. Fought many battles in the mental health field. Had a daughter who died. Lived in Dallas most of my life. Don't need so much of what I thought was important. Snorkeling. Occasionally tending bar in an ex-pat bar. Writing. Fishing. Running on the beach. My idea of heaven on earth

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