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Lidig8r

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  1. So, I understand that USF has only been playing football since 1997. Not exactly an historic program. But! We need to congratulate Coach Potato on working his way into the USF record book in just this, his 3rd year. A Potato coached USF team just suffered the worst loss in USF history. Nicely done! Well played sir.
  2. You overlook the seminal word ... "win." Coach Potato couldn't spell win if you spotted him the "w and the i." Your defense of Potato as the worst coach in the history of Texas football is ... the very definition of idiocy.
  3. Only if you remove facts, reason, logic, winning percentage, bowl games and every other objective standard by which we measure success in a program ... No, even on raw, stupid emotion, your contention is pedantic, short-sighted and naive. On the other hand, your contention is also laughingly ludicrous.
  4. THIS times eleventy brazillion. I get triggered every time this damned thread gets bumped. Coach Potato made the 10 Plagues of Egypt look like the common cold.
  5. FROM THE PRISTINE BEACHES OF MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA ... TEXAS
  6. The "chanting," or whatever the hell you want to call it in the background may be the worst in the history of God. Oh... and we see what the Teacher's College did here. They are channeling the "Storm Troopers" look hoping aggy has flashbacks to their decades of ineptitude against us.
  7. I thought the school's name was AllBarn.
  8. Christ, what a beating of a national anthem. Designed to put everyone to sleep! Play that harp!
  9. You shut your whore mouth you dirty old man! I swear to God I will drop arsenic in your geritol. OH WAIT... Nevermind. I was having a senior moment
  10. 2nd from the left ... Graham Hill, Jimmy Clark era?
  11. Late 80s, early 90s in Dallas, There was this hole in the wall bar around Lemmon Avenue and Wycliff. It was behind a KFC at the time. Can't remember its name for the life of me. Walked in with friends. Combination of Mexicans, some blacks, a number of women of ill repute. We look up on the wall, and there is a photo of Jerry Jones and the owner, smiling, arm in arm. We instantly decided this place is for us. Nothing happened that trip but ... I took my younger brother there one night. Cheap beer is flowing like gentle rain from heaven. A relatively ok looking trollop starts to get sweet on my brother. He then asked me for my car keys (it was an old, 1984 Mercedes 240D.) He said, I"m about to get my $20 worth! So, about 5 minutes after they left, I stroll outside, see his head in the backseat, walk over, the trollop is blowjoying him in the backseat... Jebus. I go back inside, have a beer and wait. Not too long afterwards, they both come back in, walk up to me. Well, she has braces on her teeth. I look at him and simply ask, "Uh James. you got any scrape marks down there bro? Do you need to get a tetanus shot? She failed to see the humor. I think that place burned down. I'm sure the insurance company probably rubbed up against the owner's gambling and drug debts and produced a spark.
  12. I swear to God and his sonny boy Jesus, some people truly are too stupid to insult. The only way you cannot say that Coach Potato was the worst coach in the history of Texas football is if you remove every fact, statistic, logic, objective reason, comparative analysis, and/or intuitive reasoning from the equation.
  13. After all, sailing around Catalina Island isn't going to happen all by itself.
  14. Gents (and Ladies), finally. After some hard work, good connections and lots of prayer, The Morgan Foundation is pleased to announce that beginning in September, we are producing a weekly radio segment on DFW station, 1160AM. It will be simulcast on net on www.bigdtalks.com and can be seen live every week on Facebook on JP, Kathy & The Crew show. It airs every Tuesday at 8:30 a.m. until 8:55 a.m. The show is entitled, "The Mental Health Moment." We will have different experts in all areas of mental health every week ... opioid addiction, alcohol and drug addiction, Autism, Schizophrenia, Eating Disorders, Depression.. the entire gambit. You can call in or email questions and have live interaction with our guests. In addition, you will be able to email the experts who appear on the show afterwards and maybe get help that way too. Every little bit helps my daughter's legacy grow ... and acts as balm for a dad's grieving soul. I hope some of you malcontents tune in occasionally. The Mental Health Moment Radio Show
  15. Now, THAT is a reply deserving of respect!
  16. I have an old 14 inch Weber grill, a charcoal chimney. Have mastered that little sumbitch... steak, seafood, veggies, eggs in a cast iron skillet. Experience, instinct and common sense can lead to some great food for 2.
  17. Sometimes boys, when you least expect it, your soul is touched. Inspiration from An Unlikely Source
  18. That person is literally too stupid to insult.
  19. And i can't decide if Haas has become the aggy of the F1 Circuit
  20. Avatar checks out.
  21. I fly this bad boy about half the time.
  22. So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards? The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT? By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks? Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas? Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.
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