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Lidig8r

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  1. You shut your whore mouth you dirty old man! I swear to God I will drop arsenic in your geritol. OH WAIT... Nevermind. I was having a senior moment
  2. 2nd from the left ... Graham Hill, Jimmy Clark era?
  3. Late 80s, early 90s in Dallas, There was this hole in the wall bar around Lemmon Avenue and Wycliff. It was behind a KFC at the time. Can't remember its name for the life of me. Walked in with friends. Combination of Mexicans, some blacks, a number of women of ill repute. We look up on the wall, and there is a photo of Jerry Jones and the owner, smiling, arm in arm. We instantly decided this place is for us. Nothing happened that trip but ... I took my younger brother there one night. Cheap beer is flowing like gentle rain from heaven. A relatively ok looking trollop starts to get sweet on my brother. He then asked me for my car keys (it was an old, 1984 Mercedes 240D.) He said, I"m about to get my $20 worth! So, about 5 minutes after they left, I stroll outside, see his head in the backseat, walk over, the trollop is blowjoying him in the backseat... Jebus. I go back inside, have a beer and wait. Not too long afterwards, they both come back in, walk up to me. Well, she has braces on her teeth. I look at him and simply ask, "Uh James. you got any scrape marks down there bro? Do you need to get a tetanus shot? She failed to see the humor. I think that place burned down. I'm sure the insurance company probably rubbed up against the owner's gambling and drug debts and produced a spark.
  4. I swear to God and his sonny boy Jesus, some people truly are too stupid to insult. The only way you cannot say that Coach Potato was the worst coach in the history of Texas football is if you remove every fact, statistic, logic, objective reason, comparative analysis, and/or intuitive reasoning from the equation.
  5. After all, sailing around Catalina Island isn't going to happen all by itself.
  6. Gents (and Ladies), finally. After some hard work, good connections and lots of prayer, The Morgan Foundation is pleased to announce that beginning in September, we are producing a weekly radio segment on DFW station, 1160AM. It will be simulcast on net on www.bigdtalks.com and can be seen live every week on Facebook on JP, Kathy & The Crew show. It airs every Tuesday at 8:30 a.m. until 8:55 a.m. The show is entitled, "The Mental Health Moment." We will have different experts in all areas of mental health every week ... opioid addiction, alcohol and drug addiction, Autism, Schizophrenia, Eating Disorders, Depression.. the entire gambit. You can call in or email questions and have live interaction with our guests. In addition, you will be able to email the experts who appear on the show afterwards and maybe get help that way too. Every little bit helps my daughter's legacy grow ... and acts as balm for a dad's grieving soul. I hope some of you malcontents tune in occasionally. The Mental Health Moment Radio Show
  7. Now, THAT is a reply deserving of respect!
  8. I have an old 14 inch Weber grill, a charcoal chimney. Have mastered that little sumbitch... steak, seafood, veggies, eggs in a cast iron skillet. Experience, instinct and common sense can lead to some great food for 2.
  9. Sometimes boys, when you least expect it, your soul is touched. Inspiration from An Unlikely Source
  10. That person is literally too stupid to insult.
  11. And i can't decide if Haas has become the aggy of the F1 Circuit
  12. Avatar checks out.
  13. I fly this bad boy about half the time.
  14. So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards? The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT? By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks? Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas? Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.
  15. Let me see if I can properly diagram that last remark: Fuck you, Ted Cruz, you shit-cunt, Trump bootlicker. Does that necessarily imply that Ted Cruz in fact, has a vagina that is filled with fecal matter? Also, does Trump even wear boots? Isn't that a prerequisite to being a boot licker?
  16. So boys, if you can only have one last night of passionate, meaningless sex and you have to choose between the two, is it: Tulsi Gabbard, or Kirsten Gillibrand? Pick 'em.
  17. With the size of his ears, he must have super power hearing so he can close those eyes.
  18. I think HurtLocker is on to something. Who knows what television will be like in 10 years? Streaming and other internet based viewing options could very well make cable obsolete. The traditional over the air networks are likely to take a beating as well. With viewership and subscriptions to the ESPiNs of the world already dropping, television contracts in the future could be reduced dollar wise to reflect that reality. The Big 12 model of 10 teams could be, in the long run, the ideal structure as revenue is split amongst fewer universities and schools are allowed to enter into individual Tier 3 contracts.
  19. The ABC Murders. John Malkovich plays an aged Hercule Poirot pulled into solving another serial killing. 3 part series. Very solid if you like the Agatha Christie type mysteries.
  20. I see waht you did hear??
  21. Soooooo, the cake was baked?
  22. Yes, for all the bitching about the writing, there is no doubt that the writing this season, and the last few, does not equal the writing when the shows were based on the books. But, bitching about the writing and this season is like those people on the football board who bitch about all of the college football bowl games. It's still college football. And it signifies that the long 9 month hiatus with no college football is about to begin. At least it's football. At least its Game of Thrones. After Sunday night, it is no more. Fuck it. Imma gonna enjoy it.
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