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Dude... they are a 1 - 11 team which lost by an average of 31.8 points per every loss. On offense, they averaged 17 points a game. (take into account that after the score got out of control, they were playing against 5th string defenses). They have not won a road game since the "Vid Year" of 2020. The stench of losing must permeate every inch of that locker room. They are like that patient which has a combination of pancreatic cancer, stage 4 lung cancer, advanced liver disease, ALS, brain tumor and erectile dysfunction. Clean house. With the exception of that 1 win, it literally cannot get worse.

Koval Street east of the Strip and Sinatra Drive... as well as Dean Martin Drive (west of the Freeway) have been my friends for years.

Perhaps ... but ... He is the reincarnation of Barry Sanders? That is, has an incredible individual career but plays on a team which wins only one more playoff game than a dead man would win.

Those are NOT bad... Oh.. and when did Kyler Murray play for you guys?

Before we start awarding ourselves Victoria Crosses and Congressional Medals of Honor and so on and so forth and such like ... let us remember ... 1996 ... we were 21 point favorites over an 0 - 4 Hillbillies team. They had lost to the murderer's row of San Diego State, TCU, Tulsa and Kansas. ... And, WE LOST 31 - 27. 2015 ... under the followship of Coach Potato, we were 16.5 point underdogs to the Hillbillies. Every person on the good guys' side of the stadium was given a travel size bottle of lube as we walked in. For some reason, known only to God and broccoli, we pulled out a 24 - 17 win. I have been to over 30 of these games ... and you just never can tell. On paper, we should absolutely dump truck them, we should stampede their women and rape their cattle. But.. we will see.

In fact, I have a 3rd grade drop out from the DISD dumbphone... in fact, the dumbest iPhone in the history of God. So, I let all of my contacts know that when I talk text, I am NOT going to check for speling, grammar, wurd contextt. It will be up to them to figure out what I was trying to text.

This is why Satan gets a shit ton of Christmas cards every December.

First, congratulations on the proper usage of the words. However, in order for that rather salubrious act to occur, the person depositing the sperm would have to go to Lake Arrowhead, find a way to accumulate the ashes of one human being, reanimate them into a human being, obtain my dear, sainted mother's consent and then make said deposit.

Sweet Blue Jumpin' Buddha on a unicycle with no seat!! In the NCAA clock change thread, there were two consecutive posts where the use of the words "less" and "fewer" were butchered worse than an aggy at a Mensa Conference. So, let's review. It is not that difficult. "Fewer" is used when referring to items that can be counted individually, such as people, objects, or animals. It is used to indicate a smaller quantity or number of something. For example, "I have fewer apples than you" or "There are fewer people in the room than yesterday." "Less," on the other hand, is used when referring to something that cannot be counted individually, such as a liquid or a concept. It is used to indicate a smaller amount or degree of something. For example, "I want less sugar in my coffee" or "There is less pollution in the air today." A simple way to remember the difference is to think of "fewer" as referring to things you can count, and "less" as referring to things you cannot count. We are not aggy. We are not the meth head addled people from aggy. We are not the inbred mouth breathers from Arkansas. We are from By God, all that is right and holy TEXAS!

Oh for Fuck's sake! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... We have played what... only one FCS program and that was Sam Houston State in 2006? There is NO reason to ever play a fucking FCS school. We are not aggy. With the expanded playoffs, we don't need a creampuff. Good Lord.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

University of Texas at Austin Class of 1981. I DID have sex with a young lady who attended UF once though ... or, was it twice?

Jane, you ignorant slut! You should have said, "All white is about the only version that is acceptable but is still not great, save and except for the Longhorns Storm Troopers all white look which is iconic."

Why the fuck would you go from this to UCF Knights? Damn... that's the Great Gazoo from the Jetsons and Flintstones fame.

Dude... it's not you. It's the color of the car. Green has historically been bad luck. https://jalopnik.com/how-the-color-green-became-a-deadly-bad-luck-superstiti-1763008917

Well fuck me. 43% At least the Germans were the best dressed military of all time.

I know many doctors who already think/know the "peer to peer" reviews they have to do now are a joke. Most have no idea that those "peer to peer" reviews are going to go away in terms of human interaction.

On a serious note (I know, I know ... so inappropriate for our fellow Surlyites, Surlyitians?) health insurance companies are all over ai software programs. Uploading their guidelines (some companies ran their internal guidelines through their finance and accounting departments to determine what is the least amount of coverage at the lowest cost they can supply while still ostensibly complying with the Mental Health Parity Act of 2008), uploading outside sources which support their guidelines and then, implementing this system. This effectively will allow them to fire most of their direct care staff employees and authorization for treatment and the payment for expensive treatment will be made by silicone based intelligence. If you think the medical and mental health systems right now are broken... just wait. These professionals are already being forced to utilize medical guidelines drafted by insurance companies and if they choose not to accept insurance... they effectively have no practice. Unemployment will go up, the profits for health insurance companies will explode upward and our feckless politicians on both sides of the aisles do their, "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" routines. Ok.. this public service announcement is over. Now back to your regularly scheduled Surly-ites memes.

Yes, I too liked Jeng Chi before the remodel. And I agree with you about the food. We used to like Kirin Court on Sundays as well. Always packed.

Was in Austin between 1977 and 1981. Go to restaurants included: Casita Jorge's on Lavaca (back when their margs were KILLER); Mad Dog & Beans; Cisco's on East 6th Street for Sunday brunch; Matt's El Rancho on 1st Street; The Stallion for chicken fried steak; Dirty's (Kumback) -- great greasy hangover food; The County Line Katz's Deli for those late night drunk fests Kerbey Lane Cafe for hippy weekend brunch Many more.

DAMN... I knew I saw his face somewhere before!