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RIP

I just hope we can start winning again so Nicole’s act can go back on hiatus.

This is fucked up and you should stop. Thanks for listening to my TedTalk.

NFL kickers make 2 of 3 outside of 50. No college kicker “should” make that.

Headed westbound into a beautiful burnt orange sunset in Amarillo. FIGHT!

100%. It’s a feel good show for me, and it does that job well.

Oof.... she sucks at this.

Reminds me of a story I've shared in the "stupid shit I've said thread." I took my dog to the vet and the female vet tech getting his vitals starts to take his temperature the doggy way. He clamps his little tail nubbin down and starts to scooch away from her. Now what I meant to say to my dog in attempt to sooth him was "It's OK buddy, that would agitate me, too." But what I actually said was "It's OK buddy, that would excite me, too." That poor vet tech finished taking his vitals and exited the exam room quickly, and I was rightly left to sit alone in my awkwardness and regret. All that to say, can I get your vet's number?

Pharma won't sell to the State for the purpose of execution. It's in the post you quoted.

After seeing the Stonie throwback today, I was just thinking that my next dog will be named Stonie. I named our first dog Major Applewhite (yes his paperwork had the middle name) and just like your Stonie, he was the best dog ever. Just watch out for your nutsack.

Well that's mainly because they don't have a Hippocratic oath or an AMA code of ethics that prevent directly assisting in the death of the patient. The veterinarian's oath has a specific call out to relieve suffering. Veterinarians don't have a professional ethical dilemma like health care providers for humans. They also have no problems legally obtaining high-quality pharmaceuticals. Licensed medical professionals at executions are usually only there to monitor the process and declare death. They are ethically prohibited from actively participating in the execution process.

I bet her farts smell fantastic. OH WHATEVER, YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT. Forget gain-of-function research. You nasty motherfuckers are how we get new plagues. Or at least a really bad pinkeye outbreak.

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