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Guadaloopy

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  1. I voted for the dude, but this is Heisenberg purity copium.
  2. Did someone on the team take his Mom out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again? Feels like an unprecedented heel turn, and way more personal than Brenen Thompson and Casey Thonpson.
  3. Says who? They have a "biological imperative" to propagate the pathogen. Part of that has got to be maintaining the species so that it can continue to work towards that goal. I'd imagine that the collective will engage in some pretty hardcore eugenics and preferential breeding to evolve humanity in a way that supports the "biological imperative." They can't violate the physical autonomy of a living organism. They can eat animals that die naturally. They can also eat produce that falls from living plants. They just can't kill or remove produce from a living thing. There are plenty of varieties of food crops that die naturally every year. They can harvest seaweed that washes ashore. Does their respect for life prevent them from planting seeds or husbanding species for the express purpose of dying for sustenance of the collective? We don't know yet. If not, they could breed short lifespan insects and replace HDP with IDP. Or they could plant annual varieties of food crops that naturally die and shed grain/produce each year. They just haven't had time to do it yet. The village was an inefficient use of resources and a liability for survival of the species, so they left it once it was no longer needed. Every move they are making is for the survival of the collective.
  4. Guadaloopy replied to AustinMT's topic in Movies and TV
    The Gutterson/Eurotrip connection killed me the first time I noticed it. Now in season 2 of my 7th trip through this masterpiece. It is greatness.
  5. Terrible series after the conversion bailed out by kicker.
  6. Kirby’s gambling blows up.
  7. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they do.
  8. Perfectly legal in Florida and in that case worth the stigma.
  9. Meh… we look like a team that fired its DC.
  10. And this free beer isn’t even that cold!
  11. How is it that we live in a world where HEB and Buc-ee’s have not collaborated to bring us the Beaver Nugget ice cream we need?
  12. The fuck is wrong with you? Willie, Dolly, and EC are strictly off limits for this game.
  13. The whole game is about controlling the ball. Let the strategy flow from that. We already have a play clock. If a team wants to forfeit the opportunity to advance the ball further to eat clock, that’s their prerogative. All sports have weird strategic quirks where teams manipulate rules in their favor by giving up an advantage - intentional walks/balks in baseball, intentional fouls in basketball, etc.
  14. After much consideration, this abomination will be gracing the snack table tomorrow. https://www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipes/crusted-oven-fried-pickles.html
  15. Feeling froggy, so I’m gonna go ahead and claim victory for 2025. This was a shitty year, but not in my pants!
  16. Guadaloopy replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Spent five nights on the road for the holidays. The combination of holiday celebration meals, disrupted routines, and no bidet left me with an extremely unhappy bunghole. Back home with the home setup for 24-hrs now and all is right in the under-carriage world.
  17. Waited for all episodes to drop so I could binge during flights over the past week. Totally worth the wait. I haven’t had a series make me think as much as this one in a looooooong time. Random thoughts and replies to other questions in this thread: The joined humans have no direct knowledge of or contact with the alien source of the pathogen. They only know they have a new biological imperative as a result of their pathogen-modified DNA. They don’t know the endgame beyond their need to propagate the pathogen to everyone and then on to the next planet. All of the info Zosia shared about the “home” planet came from knowledge gathered by the astronomers and scientists that found and studied the signal. I agree with the theory that the originators of the pathogen just want peace in the galaxy/universe, not conquest. The pathogen will not kill off humanity, but it will eventually reduce it to a population level that can survive without manipulating the normal cycle of life and death and straining the planet’s resources. Once humanity achieves that equilibrium, it will be able to survive within the resource constraints of the planet and will not have any need for expansion off-planet. A joined humanity will never present a threat to other worlds. I’d guess that there’s some base level of cognitive ability required in a species before joining occurs. That’s how lower species can carry the pathogen but not join. The lab rat at the beginning was just being a lab rat and wasn’t mind-controlled by the pathogen when it bit the handler. I want them to explore how all of the philosophical, political, and religious differences were resolved during the joining. Also, those historical animosities that plague civilization… they just go away even though everyone has all of the memories of atrocities and grievances still in their heads? They just decide to let bygones be bygones without any resolution? Peace without justice? What about crimes and secrets that are now common knowledge? Everyone knows everyone else’s weirdness involuntarily? Gross. I had a thought early in the show that got fleshed out when Zosia expressed excitement that Carol was writing something new. Those who have joined will never experience a unique or original thought. How can a collective create meaningful art? I loved everything about this show, especially the weird questions that pop up in my brain while watching. Can’t wait to see what’s next.
  18. Possibly the funniest photo of all time. AI will never produce anything this perfect.
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