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Guadaloopy

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  1. Slo'Neal's tickets since joining the Houston Roughnecks: 35mph/55 Impeding flow of traffic in left lane
  2. You missed the dumbest anti-Correa trade argument: “The team won’t sell more merch because everyone already owns his jersey!”
  3. People… Do not batsignal him into this thread. Go taunt in the MLB thread, but don’t bring him in here.
  4. The only justification for this that makes the slightest bit of sense is the odd writer who knows that a particular player is a shoo-in and throws that vote to another player who’s fighting to stay on the ballot.
  5. "Back when I played, 'Hello Kitty' meant something completely different. Thanks a lot, Ohtani."
  6. 4-way to add Springer or we riot!
  7. Wonder if he's related to Ms. Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Eating Spaghetti?
  8. It might have been the fastest pitch hit for an HR, but hardest hit, by definition, is determined by exit velocity. And we've seen plenty of HRs well over 107.1 EV.
  9. My favorite: Do you suspect foul play?
  10. What this weekend felt like:
  11. Get em tomorrow, boys.
  12. Sigh… Peña out of the game.
  13. Ask Chris Devenski.
  14. Making it real hard to keep giving you a pass, Laz.
  15. Wow. That was almost fair.
  16. It makes me irrationally ragey to see the Sox in green uniforms with “Red” printed on their chest.
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