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Guadaloopy

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  1. Don't go Sandy Bullock'ing our Plaza party!
  2. Needs flight tracker and curtain analysis.
  3. MLB stepped in and banned them from G5.
  4. Agreed. Not quite ready for the great void to be upon us.
  5. Thank God he touched the front of the bag.
  6. Another RBI for Freddie.
  7. Holy shit. John Smoltz is explaining that the front of the bag is closer than the middle or back of the bag.
  8. Do you stand on the beach and negotiate with the ocean to stop being wet? Do you bargain with Mt Everest so that it does not stand so tall? Do you treat with the moon in an effort to stop its phases? No you do not because these things shall not come to pass until the earth tumbles into the sun. Neither do you ask John Andrew Smoltz to keep his fucking yap closed.
  9. Michael Jackson's corpse celebrating being left off of this list.
  10. I wanted to grow up to be her Mr. Mom.
  11. Has Cashman said who cheated them this time yet?
  12. Odom probably the most talented guy on the field tonight. He should have started out with “How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore…”
  13. It's a fair point... only six chunk plays in the second half. Kentucky and aggy both bring solid defense, but so did OU. The big problem against Georgia wasn't really our playmakers getting corralled, it was pressure on QE. Throwing downfield doesn't fix that.
  14. The offense had 16 plays for more than 10 yds on Saturday, and half of those went for over 20, and one play over 30. If you define "chunk plays" as a gain of 10 yds or more (seems reasonable), over 75% of our yardage on Saturday was from "chunk plays." Sure you want more... but the offense has playmakers. You don't have to put the football at risk downfield to let them make plays. I'm fine with short, high-percentage throws that can turn into something big with our athletes. For comparison, Vandy had a total of 8 "chunk plays" (which is too many) and only one of those went for over 20 yards (a 21-yd) reception. Their two biggest plays of the day (19 and 21 yds) happened on the final drive when PK went into a bit of turtle mode by only rushing 3. Texas "out-chunked" Vandy 302 yds to 124 yds. Texas was one dumb penalty and a competently called defense during the 2-minute drill from this being a respectable 3-TD win over a ranked team on the road.
  15. Helo gonna Helo.
  16. This deserves BBWAA recognition!
  17. This is the astute, hard-hitting analysis we all come to Surly to find.
  18. There are plenty of opportunities for us to step on our own dicks before aggy, so let's worry about those before focusing on those goobs and playoff scenarios. I will lose my shit if we drop another game to Arky to make it a 3-game losing streak against them.
  19. My favorite qualifier of the 2024 CFB season... "since the John Blake era."
  20. I have a co-worker who is a Nashville local and Vandy fan. Apparently the narrative amongst some portion of the Vandy fanbase is that they were robbed because of the "bad call" on the 4th down illegal procedure and the lack of a PF on Jelani McDonald pulling the receiver back onto the field to try and keep him from going out of bounds. I brought up the 5 to 1 holding penalty ratio and he straight-faced told me that they don't hold.
  21. Bravo to this dude. I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed out loud while reading a written piece. This one got two or three out of me. He’s either the greatest troll of all time or an aggy revisionist history sunshine-pumping prodigy who has already surpassed looch. Either way, it’s something for him to wear proudly.
  22. To all college QBs… this is how you take the loss, pussy.
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