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Guadaloopy

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  1. Nothing new will be said for the next five days, but this thread will keep on truckin'.
  2. Kiffin is Cusack’s character in Grosse Pointe Blank. He maintains a certain moral flexibility. As does LSU. This is a match made in heaven… or hell. Will be entertaining for sure.
  3. Fun fact, Zune was still on the market last time aggy won against us.
  4. Watching the highlights on SECN, and damn is Sark doing some Mack level politicking. He did a great job making Texas’ case on a national stage. That’s my coach, y’all.
  5. We’re gonna win at least 10. Nut up, buttercup.
  6. Whiny bitches think he’s a whiny bitch.
  7. All I care about at this point is beating aggy. After the Florida dick-tripping, I'll be content with a win over our three historical rivals and still being in the playoff conversation until the last week of the season whether we make it or not. It would just be too damn funny to piss in aggy's punchbowl while they are psyching themselves up for a playoff run.
  8. It's a stupid self-own chant even when your team doesn't start off as pre-season #1. Oh, you the team you beat isn't as good as everyone thought? Good for you, I guess? "poor aggies" is the only acceptable chant on Friday.
  9. Yeah... except we have an ~1800 page thread about these morons. It's like saying you don't think about mosquitoes. You try to ignore them but they are so fucking annoying that you can't help but address the issue.
  10. That is 2-2 against top-10 teams. You need to re-calibrate your vocabulary. While the season hasn't been up to Texas standards, this is easily a top quintile FBS team that has the talent to beat anyone on the schedule. There are 80+ FBS teams that would be jizzing themselves over the season we are having.
  11. Worthless. Thread.
  12. From the pit of despair, where our playoff hopes are only mostly dead. FIGHT!
  13. aggy slepting corches left and right
  14. Just a gut feeling that the Horns will come out with something to prove tomorrow.
  15. The hilariously bad dubbing is the main reason my wife and I watch them.
  16. So like "mackbrown-texasfootball.com"?
  17. My shortcut for determining if I need to go back and read a thread to catch up and know what’s going on is to count the number of Nicole posts per page. If it averages more than two, the answer is a hard no.
  18. The last 10 minutes of game clock have truly sucked, but y’all are ridiculous wanting to bail on Sark after back-to-back CFP appearances and a disappointing season from a a young team. Never change Surly. Now let’s go have some fun beating on an old rival next week and then piss in the aggy punch bowl.
  19. From the heart of Mother Road in Tulsa, OK: TEXAS!!!
  20. “Miserable dickhead” is the easiest position to hold in a sports discussion. If you are wrong and the team wins, you can say that you are “happy to be wrong.” If they lose, you get to double down on misery and dickheadedness. This position requires no conviction, no risk, and no heart. It sucks the joy and love out of sports fandom. But I get it. Some people are just emotionally damaged and can’t allow themselves to invest a little hope into an outcome they don’t control. Some people are just contrarians and derive some sense of self worth from standing apart from the main fanbase. And some are just plain cowards. Fuck all that… sports are one of the few places in life where you get to experience solidarity with a group of like-minded individuals about something that ultimately does not matter. Save your fear, negativity, and cowardice for the things that DO matter and reclaim a little childlike joy by going all in for a sports team you love. This is one of the few areas in life that doesn’t have to be miserable unless you choose to make it miserable. So choose differently.
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