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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Nothing new will be said for the next five days, but this thread will keep on truckin'.- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Kiffin is Cusack’s character in Grosse Pointe Blank. He maintains a certain moral flexibility. As does LSU. This is a match made in heaven… or hell. Will be entertaining for sure.- a Disservice to our sport - let's up the ante - decline the bowl game
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- 2025 Random Games thread
Whiny bitches think he’s a whiny bitch.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
All I care about at this point is beating aggy. After the Florida dick-tripping, I'll be content with a win over our three historical rivals and still being in the playoff conversation until the last week of the season whether we make it or not. It would just be too damn funny to piss in aggy's punchbowl while they are psyching themselves up for a playoff run.- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That is 2-2 against top-10 teams. You need to re-calibrate your vocabulary. While the season hasn't been up to Texas standards, this is easily a top quintile FBS team that has the talent to beat anyone on the schedule. There are 80+ FBS teams that would be jizzing themselves over the season we are having.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- Uh, it is Friday...
From the pit of despair, where our playoff hopes are only mostly dead. FIGHT!- Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy slepting corches left and right- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Berth. Berth. Berth!- 2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
Just a gut feeling that the Horns will come out with something to prove tomorrow.- Netflix Recommendations
The hilariously bad dubbing is the main reason my wife and I watch them.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
So like "mackbrown-texasfootball.com"?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
My shortcut for determining if I need to go back and read a thread to catch up and know what’s going on is to count the number of Nicole posts per page. If it averages more than two, the answer is a hard no.- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
The last 10 minutes of game clock have truly sucked, but y’all are ridiculous wanting to bail on Sark after back-to-back CFP appearances and a disappointing season from a a young team. Never change Surly. Now let’s go have some fun beating on an old rival next week and then piss in the aggy punch bowl.- It’s Friday assholes, I get my peaches down in Georgia..
From the heart of Mother Road in Tulsa, OK: TEXAS!!!- 2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
“Miserable dickhead” is the easiest position to hold in a sports discussion. If you are wrong and the team wins, you can say that you are “happy to be wrong.” If they lose, you get to double down on misery and dickheadedness. This position requires no conviction, no risk, and no heart. It sucks the joy and love out of sports fandom. But I get it. Some people are just emotionally damaged and can’t allow themselves to invest a little hope into an outcome they don’t control. Some people are just contrarians and derive some sense of self worth from standing apart from the main fanbase. And some are just plain cowards. Fuck all that… sports are one of the few places in life where you get to experience solidarity with a group of like-minded individuals about something that ultimately does not matter. Save your fear, negativity, and cowardice for the things that DO matter and reclaim a little childlike joy by going all in for a sports team you love. This is one of the few areas in life that doesn’t have to be miserable unless you choose to make it miserable. So choose differently.- It’s fucking game day bitches let’s go!
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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