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Guadaloopy

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  1. New Tommy Bahama fit for this season: Yes, I am an old. Yes, I am a fat. Yes, I like TB.
  2. This joy I feel about this win is tempered by the fact that I fucking hate Craig Kimbrel.
  3. I have only watched about a half dozen games in real time this year because I finally got tired of being held hostage to MLB's ridiculous regional broadcast rules.
  4. Throughout the golden age, we have consistently had our worst stretches in August. We're still in first place by 1.5 games on August 20th. Y'all white flag wavers can go ahead and jump off the train. I fully expect the end of the regular season to play out like this for us and Seattle:
  5. Well if you look at how those guys ended up, we did.
  6. The Astros would be in second place in 3 of the remaining 5 divisions and third in the other 2. They’d be in the 3rd Wild Card spot in the NL. And what if I told you that the ALW has the third best winning percentage in MLB: ALC - .487 ALE - .523 ALW - .499 NLC - .528 NLE - .487 NLW - .475 There is just more parity in the league right now which is a good thing.
  7. And we all willingly subject ourselves to this.
  8. Didn't expect to see Remy dropped in the thread. Metro Song is an all-time banger.
  9. Look at it how you want, but this team still has the 3rd best record in the AL and the 5th best in baseball. There is only one team in MLB that's on a separate tier right now, and I'm not sure if what they're doing is sustainable.
  10. All that angst and we lost no ground this weekend.
  11. Gambling integrity firms gonna flag the whole Oriole team for that performance in extras.
  12. Can’t piss away another gift.
  13. I just Mandela'd myself while reading your post by subconsciously adding the word "purple" where it never actually appeared.
  14. Off days suck, but they suck less after a series win.
  15. No matter how much you gargle his balls, he's not gonna let you play in the Warehouse Games.
  16. Slo'Neal's tickets since joining the Houston Roughnecks: 35mph/55 Impeding flow of traffic in left lane
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