Two hikers get lost in a canyon with no food or water. After a day of rigorous climbing and hiking, with scraped knees, twisted ankles, and raw hands, they find themselves above the rim of the canyon with desert stretching out as far as they can see. For another day, they hike under the most brutal sun that you can imagine, still with no food or water. On the third day, they stumble onto an old deserted highway. They following this highway for hours until off in the distance they see a single building. They use every last bit of energy they can muster to run towards the building as fast as they can and find it to be a Subway sandwich shop. As they stand there in front of the building, gasping for air, tears streaming from the dust-caked corners of their red, raw eyes, one of the hikers turns to the other and struggles to speak with his parched throat and swollen tongue... "You wanna keep going for a couple of miles and see if we can find something else?"