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Guadaloopy

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  1. The first step of the plan has always been to stoke the expectations of the base. It magnifies the outrage when reality doesn't match.
  2. Two hikers get lost in a canyon with no food or water. After a day of rigorous climbing and hiking, with scraped knees, twisted ankles, and raw hands, they find themselves above the rim of the canyon with desert stretching out as far as they can see. For another day, they hike under the most brutal sun that you can imagine, still with no food or water. On the third day, they stumble onto an old deserted highway. They following this highway for hours until off in the distance they see a single building. They use every last bit of energy they can muster to run towards the building as fast as they can and find it to be a Subway sandwich shop. As they stand there in front of the building, gasping for air, tears streaming from the dust-caked corners of their red, raw eyes, one of the hikers turns to the other and struggles to speak with his parched throat and swollen tongue... "You wanna keep going for a couple of miles and see if we can find something else?"
  3. Look... we all know that this thread is and will always remain undefeated. I was just making a general observation about the contrast between the dog and cat factions on the board. My interpretation is this... Dog people (of which I am one) are more in-your-face and attention seeking, and cat folks are cool to just hang around in their own space while not bothering anyone and not being bothered.
  4. Yes. I am team.
  5. I have already forgotten about this baseball season. Way to maintain momentum and excitement with the inflexible playoff schedule, MLB.
  6. Some brilliant marketing there. I can't think of anything more appetizing than a swamp.
  7. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. If you love cats, that's great. I just find it fascinating that there is a 6-yr-old thread (dating back to the great migration from the Shag) about the awesomeness of dogs with 187 pages, and there is a 3-yr-old thread about the awesomeness of cats that has - checks notes- two whole pages.
  8. I'm directly behind Vin Scully in the beginning of this video. I know this because George Springer's 11th inning HR went over the wall just below me beneath that Security Benefit sign.
  9. Tip of the cap to a legend.
  10. This is too long of a wait. I'm ready for some good old fashioned hate watching.
  11. I have been at some shitty losses when the team had an opportunity to make a statement. '95 Sugar Bowl and 2000 Stanford game come to mind, but neither really compare to this shit show right here ☝️. Such a wasted opportunity. This one doesn't feel like any of the above, because this time we have a real shot at redemption.
  12. Never has there been a more perfect soundtrack for a video. You can almost hear the bat asking "Would you fuck me?"
  13. Guadaloopy

    Getting old sucks

    Going for the shaved dome was one of the best calls I ever made. I bought a head shaver and use it every other day. Takes 2 minutes for an all over close shave. Never have to worry about how my hair looks (fortunately I have a decent looking smooth dome), but do have to remember to always grab a hat if I'll be outside. Once every couple of months I let it go for a few days and book a straight razor shave at the barber shop. It's incredibly relaxing and a nice indulgence from time to time.
  14. I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that: 1. A member of the Jomboy mafia has a shitty, illogical take that completely misses the point of the discussion 2. Helo completely bought into it.
  15. Texas fans are going to have an amazing weekend in Nashville. Kicking myself that I didn't plan to be there this time
  16. Nah, bruh.
  17. I am truly enjoying the “since the John Blake era” qualifier being tossed around so much.
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