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Guadaloopy

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  1. Never has there been a more perfect soundtrack for a video. You can almost hear the bat asking "Would you fuck me?"
  2. Guadaloopy replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Going for the shaved dome was one of the best calls I ever made. I bought a head shaver and use it every other day. Takes 2 minutes for an all over close shave. Never have to worry about how my hair looks (fortunately I have a decent looking smooth dome), but do have to remember to always grab a hat if I'll be outside. Once every couple of months I let it go for a few days and book a straight razor shave at the barber shop. It's incredibly relaxing and a nice indulgence from time to time.
  3. I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that: 1. A member of the Jomboy mafia has a shitty, illogical take that completely misses the point of the discussion 2. Helo completely bought into it.
  4. Texas fans are going to have an amazing weekend in Nashville. Kicking myself that I didn't plan to be there this time
  5. I am truly enjoying the “since the John Blake era” qualifier being tossed around so much.
  6. It’s a beautiful day to be outside, I guess.
  7. "Not this shit again!"
  8. Did we bring Sam & LJH back to teach the team the #8 "Go Fuck Yourself, Bitch" play?
  9. Jane Wickline is off to a rough start on the show. Pretty ridiculous that she is getting as much screen time as Sherman so far this season. And Bowen Yang has nosedived hard. The only thing he has done this season that brushed up against funny was moo deng asking for the hose.
  10. We paid an "athletics fee" at the beginning of the semester that covered access to all gyms and facilities as well as tickets for all sporting events. It was $54 or $58 a semester. Had to draw tickets from the box office the week of the events, but the only ones that you really had to line up for and sweat whether you got them was OU and A&M games.
  11. The only feel good story involving the Yankees is when Kramer got Paul O’Neill to hit two homers for that sick kid. FYI, Helo… Paul O’Neill played for the Yankees in the 90s.
  12. How many times are we going to see the Bevo/Uga video this week? 50? 75? 2000?
  13. This is the expert analysis I come to Surly for.
  14. Longhorns go horns down right before fucking shit up. They asked for it. They gettin the horns down now.
  15. Can’t leave this thread with the cheer incomplete. From the Vegas strip…
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