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Today is the 4th anniversary of the day we lost Kobe. And tomorrow is the 4th anniversary of one of the greatest posts in Shag/Surl history.

I like the smell of my hair treatment. The pleasing odor is half the point!

I was careful to say that it was the post that triggered my anger, not you.

Not this shit again! Fucking thread has my BP spiking today.

I was not mentally prepared for the irrational anger I feel towards Wulaw's anti-RP posts.

I've always wanted to make a pilgrimage, but shit like this really sours me on it.

In the immortal words of Crash Davis. Fuck this fucking game! Absolute bullshit from BBWA.

Can you imagine being a first year manager and your bullpen now has two of the best closers in the game who throw from opposite sides? Not to mention one of the best setup men in the game. And the sea anchor catcher who the pitchers loved is gone off the roster and you have a projected 5 WAR improvement at the position. There's no way that Espada can fuck this up. Right? RIGHT?!?!? Other things I love about this coming season: 1. Bregman in a walk year. He has always seemed like a player who plays the best when he feels like he has something to prove. 2. Abreu's back is better (?) 3. I have confidence that Espada will not have a personal vendetta that keeps him from penciling in a top 10 CF into the lineup almost everyday. 4. Verlander from day 1 should reduce wear on young arms like last season. 5. Brown with another full season of Verlander influence. 6. Tuck gonna Tuck, Altuve gonna Altuve, and Yordan gonna Yordan. Things I don't love about this upcoming season. 1. Pena is a huge question mark. He's fine defensively and maybe now we can absorb his offensive hole in the 9 spot better without Maldy behind him? I'm ambivalent at this point whether it's Pena or Dubon or even Kessinger at SS. 2. Very little faith in Meyers as a 4th OF. 3. Abreu's back stays better? 4. Framber decline? Now, let's get that LH hitting OF and knock the rest of the AL's dick in the dirt.

As they were lining it up, I could just feel it. It’s a metaphysical truth at this point.

The dingo did not eat your baby!

All I know is that no matter what I may be suffering from, I will never ever take a drug that has a documented side effect of a potentially fatal infection of the taint.

This game cray.

Boom

Rooting for the Pack because Fuk Aaron Rodgers.

Beekeeper is a solid entry in the genre.

Hasn’t played in the outfield since 2019. There may be a reason for that.

There are some dumb front offices out there, but none that are dumb enough to take the Montero contract off our hands.

This is a good mid-January prime of the sunshine pump. Montero's gonna earn his pay this year! Astros gonna have the lowest 6th-9th inning ERA in baseball. LFG!

GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS