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Guadaloopy

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Everything posted by Guadaloopy

  1. "Not this shit again!"
  2. Did we bring Sam & LJH back to teach the team the #8 "Go Fuck Yourself, Bitch" play?
  3. Jane Wickline is off to a rough start on the show. Pretty ridiculous that she is getting as much screen time as Sherman so far this season. And Bowen Yang has nosedived hard. The only thing he has done this season that brushed up against funny was moo deng asking for the hose.
  4. We paid an "athletics fee" at the beginning of the semester that covered access to all gyms and facilities as well as tickets for all sporting events. It was $54 or $58 a semester. Had to draw tickets from the box office the week of the events, but the only ones that you really had to line up for and sweat whether you got them was OU and A&M games.
  5. The only feel good story involving the Yankees is when Kramer got Paul O’Neill to hit two homers for that sick kid. FYI, Helo… Paul O’Neill played for the Yankees in the 90s.
  6. How many times are we going to see the Bevo/Uga video this week? 50? 75? 2000?
  7. This is the expert analysis I come to Surly for.
  8. Longhorns go horns down right before fucking shit up. They asked for it. They gettin the horns down now.
  9. Can’t leave this thread with the cheer incomplete. From the Vegas strip…
  10. Married a Sooner Most of the year she is great This weekend we fight
  11. I remember doing this 30+ years ago. That was a long two days.
  12. I was planning one of those for Shohei, but the Dodgers forgot to melt into a puddle last night.
  13. Please finish this so we won’t have to see Marsh’s nasty-ass wet hair for the next five months.
  14. Due to my natural baseball loyalties, this would normally be a meteor series for me. But I’m finding it difficult to hate these Mets.
  15. I bought tickets for our game in Fayette-nam, so I now get marketing shit from Arky football. Got an email today where they are trying to sell 6 in. sections of the goalpost from this game for $500. Guess they are trying to raise money for the fine.
  16. That $31M for Abreu and Montero comes off the books after '25, and '25 is the only vesting year Pressly's contract, so his $14M comes off as well. There's room for both Bregs and Tucker to get paid.
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