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Dude is having a postseason for the ages, but this is all I see when García loses his helmet:

MLB should cancel their contract with PitchCom tomorrow.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 209 9/9: Rarity: 35 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Pretty easy one today, so I’m happy I got my best rarity score ever.

LaRussa is tanned, ready, and rested… and drunk.

You guys are funny. Enjoy the win. That was a fun one.

Helluva game.

Snek gets a couple of coils around you and just squeezes.

Luhnow has moved on from MLB. He got royally fooked over by the commissioner and Crane. Why would he try to kick the football again when Lucy's still the one holding it?

Nailed it. Each episode reimagines a classic Poe tale as the method of death for each of the Usher descendants (don't think that is much of a spoiler). There are bonus references throughout the show and even a bonus reimagining of "The Cask of Amontillado" that isn't in an episode title. The character names are fun references - Roderick's wife is Annabel Lee, his granddaughter is Lenore (lost love in "The Raven"), August Dupin is the "detective" in "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", Carla Gugino's character is Nerva - an anagram of Raven, Rufus Griswold (the evil CEO of Fortunato) has the same name as an editor/anthologist with whom Poe had a famously contentious relationship, and of course Fortunato (the Usher's company) shares the name of Montresor's rival in "The Cask of Amontillado." There are lots of other Poe references that are fun to look for throughout the show. It's a fun series, though far from perfect. But having Gugino in the show papers over a lot of flaws for me.

You guys who are ready to flush Framber as a number 2 are nuts.

This is not a serious question when you have a team-controlled Chas McCormick on your roster.

Interesting new categories today.

I would absolutely love this, but I get why Crane would be hesitant to instantly bring the cheating scandal back into the forefront of sports media. It's not a 100% baseball decision. Let's just hand it to Espada and keep moving down the road.

Just wanted to highlight this casual reference to cheating within the Rangers organization.

I made a joke when he left and then joined AZ that he wanted Octobers off. Guess I was wrong.

Phuck oph, Philly.

No... I need the manager to not be a fake tough guy. In neither of those clips does he come across as genuine.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR!?!?!?

Pass. This was Howard Dean levels of lame.

Baltimore isn't going away anytime soon, either. It will be one of those three depending on off-season moves.

Second TJ surgeries are a true toss-up with respect to regaining a semblance of previous performance. Eovaldi is one of the success stories.

Please do some research on 40-man rosters and minor league options for veteran players before spouting off ignorant takes.

Nope... feel free to create a meme about it.

Exactly. His bets are hedges on his free stuff if they win promotions. He can't lose.