Jump to content

Bull Horn

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    138
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Bull Horn

  1. Josh James, ladies and gentlemen, Josh James. Was gonna say send his ass to Round Rock or Corpus, but fuck that - no need for Express and Hooks fans to suffer too. Send him to A ball or just have him pitch at the spring training complex to mannequins.
  2. Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.
  3. Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
  4. Imma call Alvarez Cohiba Grande. Yeah double post just cause I’m an old.
  5. Imma call Alvarez Cohiba Grande.
  6. Reminds of when a shitty ChiSox team swept us in an August series at Comiskey in 2017. Let’s get everybody healthy and hope the end result is the same this season as it was that year.
  7. “I’m your huckleberry. That’s just my game.”
  8. “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille - with four hundred children and a crop in the field...”
  9. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
  10. Roy long jumped 25 feet, 6 inches to win the gold at the state track meet his senior year at Odessa Permian. At 6’3”, 200 pounds and I’m guessing not a whole lot of training. Freak doesn’t even begin to describe his athletic ability.
  11. Yeah, I heard you the first time. Winner to the king. $500.
  12. Would think they might want to save some of those big cigar donations for paying off the civil suits.
  13. I’m just gonna go ahead and roll my eyes at Bran being the favorite.
  14. Maccu...McU.....McHu......McYoucannotbeastarteranymore. Let’s score 14 or so tomorrow to give Peacock enough run support for the W and then get ready to kick the silver boot up Arlington’s ass.
  15. Pricing this here in hopes of appeasing the baseball gods for this team to pull itself out if this funk:
  16. Raiders of the Lost Ark - I remember it was New Year’s night 1984 because it was the evening after the Cotton Bowl loss to Georgia. Didn’t even realize Miami had beaten Nebraska in the Orange Bowl until after the movie. Seeing the Nazi faces melting off freaked me out, but the Cotton Bowl loss was much more traumatizing.
  17. Go Spurs Go! Helluva run lately and here’s to Pop and the team wading through the shit this year to provide us a little joy.
  18. El Paso. I spent a month there one night.
  19. Amarillo Burger is my favorite there - roasted serranos and jalapeño jack cheese.
  20. Found it at Spec’s here in the Austin area.
  21. Tried a sample of this a few months ago and really liked it - have finished off a couple of bottles and like to keep it on hand. Good stuff.
×
×
  • Create New...