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He got completely out of bitcoin. He is a retired rodeo star, he bought it for the novelty, but really had no idea how to purchase anything with it. He has enough business expenses to lessen the tax implications. But as Mrs. CHIEF said, "I bet his accountant wants to kick his ass every year." CHIEF

We have a family friend (DK) that owns multiple businesses, planes, big offshore boats, etc.. I didn't go to the 19th Hole last night, but CHIEF Jr. did. Someone brought up that Bitcoin was through the roof. DK isn't the most computer savvy, but brought up that he had bought seven bitcoin for $4600 a pop, but hadn't gotten around to selling them because it was complicated. A guy that is a regular bitcoin investor showed him how to sell them. CHIEF Jr. said they watched $719k go into his account, needless to say he picked up everybody's bar tab. CHIEF

For sure. I have told this story before, but it was probably on one of the old sites. CHIEF Jr. was five, and we had our pit set up across the street from where the tennis courts were, in back of the General Services Commission. There was plenty of shit talking with the Arkies walking the sidewalks. After the game a couple of smokin' hot arkie coeds come walking by pretty late after everything had died down. Out of nowhere, CHIEF Jr. asks them if he could put a fork in their family trees. Our entire tailgate erupts with laughter, and he got a couple of "fuck you, little boy" from both of them. Apparently it really pissed them off, and they stewed all the way to their car. It was late enough that 17th was back open. All of a sudden an arkie colored BMW Z3, with the top down comes around the corner onto Trinity, sideways, and it was those two coeds. One of the girls pulls up her top and flashes two perfect breasts one painted white, and the other one red. She shouted, "how do you like that you little fuck?" He told her they were spectacular, and would she mind showing them to him again. They sped off and he got all kinda "high fives" from all of the guys that got to watch the show. It was also the game where someone bought a whole suckling pig to put on the pit, complete with an apple. They left that fucker on the pit for probably 8-10 hours. When they cut it open, it was just like Clark carving the turkey on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, I shit you not. CHIEF

I think we are gonna wait to go up after tomorrow's game. We got 7 inches at the lease, and there is about 4 inches of water under the feeders. The owner said to come on out, but that it is really muddy. In other words, you can come out, but you sure are gonna fuck up the roads. It's our first year, so we are gonna try to keep the roads in good shape. CHIEF

I can't imagine not having an internal monologue, I would think the people that don't have one would have almost no friends, or a spouse. I can't imagine saying out loud your every thought, you would be extremely offensive. BUT, the most truly remarkable thing I have heard about is the ten people that have been diagnosed with the same condition as Marilu Henner, they can remember every day of their life. You can bring up a date that is decades old, they can tell you what day it was, and exactly what they did on that day. CHIEF

We have this heavy ten coming in regularly. We talked to the guys just south of us to see about letting him have a year on protein to see what he can turn into. They agreed, there were some guys about a mile further west. When the guys just south of us put out protein one year, on that side of their lease, the guys further west shot anything they saw. There isn't any hunting to the east or north of us, so we are gonna put a ton and a half out on Dec. 1st. We hunted in shorts and t-shirts every hunt. CHIEF

She was 29 in 1974 when Young Frankenstein was released. I thought she was younger as well. CHIEF

That sucks. We always just use t-posts and panels, no concrete or anything. I have a gas t-post driver, and a t-post puller. We can build a big pen, or take it down in about an hour. It's also the reason I was opposed to putting a storage container at our lease from last year. If you move one onto the ranch it had to be removed if you left. We left one about fifteen years ago on a lease in Aspermont. I figured out don't put anything permanent, or hard to move onto a piece of property unless you own it. CHIEF

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After decades of putting up feeder pens, we have come to realize on low fence ranches, the feeder pen has to be huge for big bucks to ever come in and eat and be seen on camera. Our best luck has been using 18 t-posts, and 9 hog panels. It is about 40 foot in diameter. Low fence monsters are not used to being in a spot where they feel hemmed in, and that they can't escape quickly. There are a few spots, on the ranch we are on now, where we can rebuild larger feed pens, but the smaller existing pens were put in with a rock drill. The former leasee owned an oilfield construction company. For some reason smaller pens don't seem to worry does and smaller, young bucks, but I have never had a mature buck go into the smaller feeder pen. They will just eat around the outside edges, and the corned roads. The 180" deer a buddy shot off of our lease, last year, was never seen on camera until we rebuilt a larger feed pen. CHIEF

We are opening feed pens, or are not building new ones for about two weeks. Letting the hogs clean up the broom weeds and dead grass to expose the ground so the deer will be able to find the corn: This feeder has been up only since Saturday, this doe started hitting it on Monday morning, she has been there every morning since: CHIEF

I look at moon phases. This weekend is supposed to be a really good weekend, next weekend is poor to fair, the following weekend is supposed to be excellent. Of course, when the rut is going on, all days should be considered good hunting days. CHIEF

The one's here are better than DQ. That's why I wonder how our DQ stays in business, unless it is a money laundering front for drug cartels. CHIEF

For sure, you can start at Golden Chick, bear crawl the 100 feet to DQ, followed by a 100 foot sprint to Chicken E, and end the amazing tour with a brisk 200 yard jog to Braum's. Oh, and if you need a break from your journey to Braum's, you can step into the Chili's for a refreshing margarita. CHIEF

Our old DQ was converted into a donut shop that doubled as a sushi restaurant in the afternoon and evening. Granbury isn't highfalutin but even the locals avoid eating sushi out of an old DQ. It didn't make it. We have one of the newer DQs with the rock front and modern look. It is a couple of blocks from a Braum's, and also sits between A Chicken Express and Golden Chick. With two places offering better chicken, and Braum's burgers and ice cream, I'm not sure how it stays in business. They must be some Blizzard selling' MoFos. CHIEF