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CHIEF

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  1. The Football Bats

    The Spike Strips

     Baby Pitchers

    The Tamperproof Lids

    The Nonskid Surfaces

    The For External Use Only Band

     

    and my favorite, that I'm keeping for myself:

    The Holley Double Pumpers

     

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  2. This is definitely a downer. I have thousands of dollars of Global cutlery, because that’s what my favorite chef, Anthony Bourdain used. My spaghetti is legendary, it is from the episode of No Reservations, where Tony picked out simple foods all people should be able to master. I still never fail to give him credit.

     

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  3. On 5/11/2018 at 10:51 AM, CHIEF said:

    Well you fuckers convinced me, I bought two of the Bio Bidet A3s. I'm not putting one on the guest, party bathroom, some drunk chick would fuck it up, I'm sure. There hasn't been this much excitement in the CHIEF household in weeks.

     

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    Good God, best $$$$ I've spent in a while. Anything after about two clicks and you would be spitting water, an ascending power wash.

     

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  4. Well you fuckers convinced me, I bought two of the Bio Bidet A3s. I'm not putting one on the guest, party bathroom, some drunk chick would fuck it up, I'm sure. There hasn't been this much excitement in the CHIEF household in weeks.

     

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  5. Was at Texxas Jam in 1987 at the Cotton Bowl. Had been on the floor all day, and a buddy was getting tired and a little sick, so went up and sat in the stands in the shade. Aerosmith sucked (right before a rehab stint), then Boston came on. Some fucked up SOB goes wild and climbs the light and sound booth tower thats usually at about the 30 yard line, in front of the stage. The guy gets right to the top before anyone can notice him. There was a tarp lashed to the top of the tower, about 4 stories up, to provide some shade. Well this stupid fuck must think its a trampoline, starts jumping around like a 3 year old. He slides completely off probably a half dozen times, each time your heart stops as you think you are watching someone plunge to their death. Each time, however, the SOB manages to twist around and "one hand"  a scaffold bar like a gotdamn monkey and pull himself back on. Took cops/security about 30 seconds to get up there and club him silly and haul his ass down.

    Other than that, just the same tits, puke, fighting, or fucking in public stories as the rest of you.

     

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  6. Quote

    The blogger, who did not disclose the name of the hotel, said she was granted permission to do her photo shoot on the property. “I asked to shoot swimsuits with a professional photographer and included my media kit,” O’Brien told Yahoo Lifestyle. “I received a reply stating that I was welcome to shoot anywhere in the hotel except the casino floor, provided I had no large equipment.”

    Bitch was warned...sorry.

     

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  7. I just checked UHaul prices on a 26 ft. moving truck. They want over $4000 to bring a truck from Fresno to Austin, if you go from Austin to Fresno it is bearly $1000. What that says to me is everyone that can, wants to leave California, and no-one is considering going back. UHaul has to pay employees to haul empty trucks back to locations in California. I bet if you count only the legal citizen's population numbers, California would have a negative growth rate. The state is ran by batshit crazy loons.

     

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  8. There were 10 people in my graduating class, I would move back in a heartbeat if my wife would go. It was all I could do to get her to get the fuck out of Austin, and move to Granbury. I want to sell out and move to somewhere like Benjamin, Knox City, or Paducah. I could pay cash for a couple of hundred acres, build a modest house, and do some menial shit, and sell real estate to pay the bills. I could buy a walk in freezer buy primal cuts from locker plants out of Amarillo, have Catalina Seafood drop ship fish, and it would be there the next day before Noon. Just hunt, look at stars, and listen to the coyotes every night, just like at the deer lease.

     

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