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If you invest in crypto in $Hawk, you deserve anything that happens to you: CHIEF

Fours old, thinking I have something cool and original? FFFUUUCCCKKK. Surly needs to have a bunch of posters that just do crazy script writing. CHIEF

Yep, and stuck my foot in my mouth, as you have plainly demonstrated. On Weed, my alligator mouth can overload my Canary ass in about three seconds. I now set a three minute timer to dwell on what I was about to use as a rebuttal. Try it, don't fly off the handle. That don't work on Weed. CHIEF

It's all about class ranking to them. That is because they are weak in developing players. Look at the development that Sark has shown. Trevor Goosby stonewalled Nic Scourton, Tre ran for almost 200 on them, Ethan Burke with the TFL on 4th &1. Texas spends time on three star projects, getting them up to speed and turning them into draft picks. THIS is the way to win National Championships. CHIEF

That is what I would order as well. I gave the "Green Hornet" to a buddy. The tilt and trim no longer works, and all of the hinges are rusted, its faded as shit. We had some good times on that boat. If we took it back to POC and dropped it into the salt, I am 100% sure it would disintegrate right before our eyes. Nothing funnier than when we made Justin drive back from the Big Jetties. because we had families with young children, like he was expendable. CHIEF

$25 might get you an appetizer. CHIEF

Somehow, I had lost the title to both my boat and the title for the engine. I tried to get in touch with the loan company I had used when I purchased it. They had been bought out years ago, and were no help. I called TPWD and got a great dude on the line, explained the situation, and there was no longer a lien on it. He told me the form I needed, and to just write down everything you just told me, and we will get you taken care of. Sure enough, in about three weeks, I got a new boat title. I didn't get the title for the engine, but figured it might have gotten delayed and would come later. Today, I got a letter from a TexasEx that lives in the first house I bought in Cedar Park. He had gone out of his way to mail me the title to the engine as I had never changed the address. It had a very nice note that apologized for his kids opening it up. I just wanted to say "Thanks" and see if he might be a fellow Surly member. If so shoot me a DM, and expect a gift card in the mail. CHIEF

CHIEF JR. ‘s buddy in the Marine special forces was shipped over about two months ago. CHIEF

What is a “gay” hatband? CHIEF

He has his head tilted to the left eating the grass along her fence. She did everything but an army crawl to get a better picture, but it was too dark. I've been scouring or NextDoor page this morning to see if anyone has a picture. The closest high fence place is about five or so miles NE, which would be my bet, as to where he came from. But, we have a firefighter friend that owns a five acre place in the middle of a big ranch about 4 miles SE of where we live that has seen multiple 200"+ deer at his place. So its not like we are completely devoid of those kind of genetics. This whole area gets overlooked for hunting, most people assume it is too wide open, and too close to DFW. A lot of what most would consider "suburban deer." But you can watch some monsters being killed in suburban neighborhoods on YouTube, so anything is possible. CHIEF

Got damn!!! You use your mouth better than a $1000/hr. whore.....bravo. CHIEF

My mom has been around big deer quite a few times. She told me she saw the biggest buck she has ever seen outside of a high fence standing in her driveway. She hung up and ran back out to snap a picture. Her phone is old, so it isn't high resolution. She lives in my same subdivision. I'm gonna estimate him to be over 25" inside spread with some tines as big around as my wrist. At first, I told her I couldn't see his rack, just those dying cana leaves behind him. Thats when she told me, "those aren't cana leaves, that is his horns." easily a 200" B&C buck. CHIEF

On my 6.5 acre tract, that I have a shop on got a bogus valuation. It is obvious the county didn't bother to come and look, they put the valuation of my shop at $400k thinking it was a full blown residence and not a shop, so it will be protested. The raw land taxes were cheap, even though the place doesn't have an ag exemption, but I am back to looking at putting bee hives on the place to get that exemption. There is another guy about a mile or so away that has a few hives and will be a good resource. I'm not planning on becoming the "Bee King of Hood County" but would like to eventually sell enough to make it worth my while, and a lot of people, around here, are always looking for local honey to help with allergies. I've got plenty of places in this 4700 acre neighborhood to put them. Multiple friends with over acre lots that would let me put them there. I have been toying with the idea of just going to the HoneyFlow, so I wouldn't need to buy a separator. Anybody think that is a decent idea? Is it cheating? I can get their big hive, a bee suit, a smoker, and some other accessories all in a package deal for about $1200. Then I can just keep adding the same big hives for about $900 a pop. https://www.honeyflow.com/collections/all?srsltid=AfmBOooNGpEf5ZVimlJQhLvpvVmXOHMkIMJrog5DzUZ6FEE72thwElRY

Someone really needs to silkscreen a "Bug Mountain" t-shirt. I know I would buy one. It needs to have The Squid emojis and all that cool shit. CHIEF

I don't know how many deer I have tracked for people where a wounded deer basically made a big circle and came back and died just yards from the feeder. Its enough that I always check everything within about 50 yard circle from the feeder if there is a questionable blood trail. Now if it is a blood trail that Ray Charles could follow, yeah, we staying on that. CHIEF

I always heard the reason Brits drink room temperature beer was because all of their kegerators were designed and built by Jaguar engineers. CHIEF

Did Winn's buy out Wacker's? We had one in Cleburne. I remember saving up my $14.99 to buy a Thundershift 500 to sling my Hot Wheels around an oval track. Two lanes so you could race your buddies. Someone would always start to get behind and sling it so hard it would go airborne and leave dents in the sheetrock. CHIEF

My grandmother always swore that my Dad's oldest brother was plowing fields with a tractor before he started grade school. As she got older, he kept getting younger in her story. He finally got so young that I asked her how many acres he could plow before you had to stop him and change his diaper. But these boy's parents really take the cake. It's like their parents wanted them to leave and never show back up again. But, they were Okies so I'm pretty sure common sense was out the window: CHIEF

For sure. My Old Man had me hauling a cattle trailer with 14,000 lbs. of cattle to the Meridian sale barn in a 1979 Ford F-250 with him following me with another load when I was in Junior High. I probably had at least 50,000 miles worth of driving under my belt when I got my hardship license at 15. Things, and places were just different back then. My old High School still has an "off campus" parking area for kids that drive to school without a license (have to have a license to drive on campus). If you are going to play sports, especially during "two a days", as a freshman you are going to have to drive, or have a parent pick you up and drop you off. CHIEF

My parents and myself would still be in prison for the shit they let me do, and the shit I let CHIEF Jr. do. A lot of the rural kids in my childhood neighborhood all had motorcycles, so I warted my Dad enough that he bought me one in 3rd grade. We had our own motorcycle gang, with some of the kids being older (junior high). About ten of us would ride county roads out to about 15 miles from home, rain or shine, light or dark. We were usually back by dark, since most everybody rode dirt bikes without lights. CHIEF Jr. had our golf cart to cruise around with his buddies at about the same age. You are supposed to be at least 16 to drive one in our neighborhood. He knew all of our security guards and pretty much talked him out of ever getting a ticket. He would drive it over to his best friend's house and pick him up, its easily 6-8 miles away, but in the same subdivision. After the HOA started cracking down on kids on golf carts, I would just let him drive my Jeep Wrangler over there, he was maybe 12 by that time, and it was a manual. CHIEF

You said rapeseed twice. CHIEF

Someone on one of the older versions of Surly tracked her down about 15 or so years ago, and she was a teacher in Milano, just east of Rockdale. CHIEF

He got completely out of bitcoin. He is a retired rodeo star, he bought it for the novelty, but really had no idea how to purchase anything with it. He has enough business expenses to lessen the tax implications. But as Mrs. CHIEF said, "I bet his accountant wants to kick his ass every year." CHIEF

We have a family friend (DK) that owns multiple businesses, planes, big offshore boats, etc.. I didn't go to the 19th Hole last night, but CHIEF Jr. did. Someone brought up that Bitcoin was through the roof. DK isn't the most computer savvy, but brought up that he had bought seven bitcoin for $4600 a pop, but hadn't gotten around to selling them because it was complicated. A guy that is a regular bitcoin investor showed him how to sell them. CHIEF Jr. said they watched $719k go into his account, needless to say he picked up everybody's bar tab. CHIEF

For sure. I have told this story before, but it was probably on one of the old sites. CHIEF Jr. was five, and we had our pit set up across the street from where the tennis courts were, in back of the General Services Commission. There was plenty of shit talking with the Arkies walking the sidewalks. After the game a couple of smokin' hot arkie coeds come walking by pretty late after everything had died down. Out of nowhere, CHIEF Jr. asks them if he could put a fork in their family trees. Our entire tailgate erupts with laughter, and he got a couple of "fuck you, little boy" from both of them. Apparently it really pissed them off, and they stewed all the way to their car. It was late enough that 17th was back open. All of a sudden an arkie colored BMW Z3, with the top down comes around the corner onto Trinity, sideways, and it was those two coeds. One of the girls pulls up her top and flashes two perfect breasts one painted white, and the other one red. She shouted, "how do you like that you little fuck?" He told her they were spectacular, and would she mind showing them to him again. They sped off and he got all kinda "high fives" from all of the guys that got to watch the show. It was also the game where someone bought a whole suckling pig to put on the pit, complete with an apple. They left that fucker on the pit for probably 8-10 hours. When they cut it open, it was just like Clark carving the turkey on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, I shit you not. CHIEF