Everything posted by CHIEF
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Buy a few hundred Toyota Hulux and mount M-134s in the bed. M-134s have been around since 1963, so we should have quite a few available, and 7.62 ammo is cheaper than 20mm. Serves a dual purpose, shoot down Iranian drones, and cut through Russians. Even civilians have a few: CHIEF
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Game Week - Oklahoma State
Texas is undefeated with Quinn. It's gonna stay that way. You pearl clutchin' motherfuckers better get on the train, or look like the sad motherfuckin' pussies that you are. I don't even know how your anemic, inbred, paranoid ancestors even crossed the Ocean to get to America. They would be ashamed. Be a man, be 40. CHIEF
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Game Week - Oklahoma State
OOOH TRIXIE. CHIEF
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PayPal insanity
I don’t know. Maybe stealing money from people for exercising their 1st Amendment rights shouldn’t sit well with most Americans. “I may not like what you say, but defend your right to say it,” has gone completely out the window. It’s censorship under the guise of “ misinformation.” Only PayPal gets to determine what disinformation actually is. CHIEF
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If the Mississippi schools hold onto Leach and Kiffin, Texas8&4 won't be beating them for a long time. They will be looking up at Alabama, Miss State, Ol' Miss, and probably LSU. With the rise of Georgia, Tennessee, and possibly Kentucky in the East, a conference championship will never be in their cards. CHIEF
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Ousted as head coach at Washington. Well, tan, and rested. Maybe he is the "magic bullet" that needs to come in and make PK's defense hit on all cylinders. We still need to get pressure on the QB though. CHIEF
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I just wonder if Oklahoma shitting the bed dries up donations and ticket sales. If there was a buyout, would they be able to pay it? CHIEF
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
One, and it is him. CHIEF
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Game Week- Iowa State
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Game Week- Iowa State
Mrs. CHIEF is in Houston, and doesn't want to drive all the way back to Granbury to pick me up and drive all the way to Austin. Cleburne is a big railroad town. I'm jumping on an Amtrak at 2:52pm and will get off in Taylor at 5:36pm. My BIL's office is about 20 minutes away. You can bring your own booze and snacks on board. Total cost was $23.00. So for DFW peeps its $30 to downtown Austin, then $46 back to DFW on Sunday. Choo-choo is ur friend. CHIEF
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Vivid Dreams
She is a 56 year old smoke show. Im not sure you want to see that. 56 years old, no kids, and a cat, imagine that. CHIEF
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Vivid Dreams
That's what I did for quite a while. But for those that consider themselves "spiritual", how can you maintain that lifestyle? This isn't "The Christ Followers" thread, but I wake up between 4am and 6am in the morning now. I pray several mornings for God to let me interact with my deceased Dad. How is he? Can I see him? Can I have a moment with him? God always delivers. If dreams are going awry, I can tell myself, "wake up, this is crazy, it is just a dream." I finally came to the conclusion, if you are terrified of your dreams, and can't subconsciously tell yourself it is a dream, you have cursed dreams. It is up to you, and you alone rectify that with what you consider your creator. Nightmares are no way to go through life, and doing what you must, to not remember dreams is no way to go through life. They are an integral part of life, learning experiences, a look into your future, an introspection into your past, a glimmer at the other side. Do I dream of my old girlfriend? Yes. Do I dream of deceased relatives.? Yes. We spend a 3rd of our lives in bed, sleeping. Make the most of it. CHIEF
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2022-2023 Hunting Thread
I wear mine out. I've been through 4-5. I have my new one, which has probably 15 rounds through it, so I can't see the BB yet. But when it does slow down so I can see it, it will be my ringer. I have two more, brand new, in their boxes in my closet. CHIEF
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Mims and Stewart. Both have to be saying, "fuck this." CHIEF
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2022-2023 Hunting Thread
I can hit a beer can at over 100 with a Daisy Red Rider multiple times. It's all about being able to calculate the drop. Won many cases of beer. That guy is good at math. CHIEF
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
In the North I would move every one of the C-RAMS to the outskirts of Kyiv, put Claymores in between, break out the big shotgun shells, and put Claymores on cheap drones. The rivers would run red all the way to the Black Sea. C-Rams cover everything from ground level to 5K feet. CHIEF
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
X needs to be drinking' two of the large banana cream pie milkshakes per day, they are about 1500 calories each. He might be playing at 200 lbs. next year. CHIEF
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Game Day Experience 2022
The commercial breaks fucking suck. If I'm watching at home, I record the game, watching the clock till I assume it's the middle of the second quarter, then FFWD through the commercials until the end of the game. If I'm at the game, I'm not seeing the fucking commercial anyway, and only fantasize of ways to sneak a rifle in to shoot the peckerwood holding the commercial clock . I assume the majority of college football fans are the same. Commercials are ruining it, and most of us have worked around it to the detriment of the companies that pay all of the money for the advertisement. CHIEF
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Think of 2004-2005 without VY, but having Chance Mock as QB both years, then imagine not having Quinn but Card for the next two years. Texas would have never got past Mangino's Kansas, or tOSU in the Horseshoe, would have never played for a National Championship. Quinn is that important. Card isn't gonna put you in a NY6 Bowl. With a year under their belt, Quinn, the OL, and the defense will be in the CFP next year, with a good chance to win it all. He is a difference maker on the level of VY and Colt. If the defense struggles, he will just put up enough points to win. If the team keeps improving, I could see them going to the Conference Championship against a team we have yet to play and beat, with a good chance of beating them again in the Championship. CHIEF
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49-0
You know how good that felt? Seeing those fuckers pay good money for tickets to watch that asswhupping. After sitting through 63-14, you can bet there was some smug satisfaction watching those bitches file out in the third quarter. CHIEF
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
Nice. That should give him some confidence. CHIEF
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
If I were Alabama, I would line up in a five receiver set, and run Milroe out of it every time. CHIEF
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
Just left the fair. The best thing about today was never hearing motherfucking Boomer Sooner played one fucking time.