Everything posted by CHIEF
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Game Day Experience 2022
The commercial breaks fucking suck. If I'm watching at home, I record the game, watching the clock till I assume it's the middle of the second quarter, then FFWD through the commercials until the end of the game. If I'm at the game, I'm not seeing the fucking commercial anyway, and only fantasize of ways to sneak a rifle in to shoot the peckerwood holding the commercial clock . I assume the majority of college football fans are the same. Commercials are ruining it, and most of us have worked around it to the detriment of the companies that pay all of the money for the advertisement. CHIEF
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Think of 2004-2005 without VY, but having Chance Mock as QB both years, then imagine not having Quinn but Card for the next two years. Texas would have never got past Mangino's Kansas, or tOSU in the Horseshoe, would have never played for a National Championship. Quinn is that important. Card isn't gonna put you in a NY6 Bowl. With a year under their belt, Quinn, the OL, and the defense will be in the CFP next year, with a good chance to win it all. He is a difference maker on the level of VY and Colt. If the defense struggles, he will just put up enough points to win. If the team keeps improving, I could see them going to the Conference Championship against a team we have yet to play and beat, with a good chance of beating them again in the Championship. CHIEF
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49-0
You know how good that felt? Seeing those fuckers pay good money for tickets to watch that asswhupping. After sitting through 63-14, you can bet there was some smug satisfaction watching those bitches file out in the third quarter. CHIEF
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
Nice. That should give him some confidence. CHIEF
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
If I were Alabama, I would line up in a five receiver set, and run Milroe out of it every time. CHIEF
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
Just left the fair. The best thing about today was never hearing motherfucking Boomer Sooner played one fucking time.
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OU SUCKS
The neighbor lady across the street is having a little "social gathering" this morning, which means some of these women ignore all of the vehicles in her driveway, and knock on my door and ask if this is the correct address. My doorbell just rang (my doorbell chimes the Eyes of Texas), so I answer the door in my Longhorn hat. It was a lady in her Sooner shirt, I just gave her a big smile and directions (insert aggy joke). She looked uncomfortable, and just left saying she was not looking forward to the asskicking tomorrow. CHIEF
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Loudest DKR Moment You've Experienced
Yep, that is the loudest I have ever heard at DKR. The stands were shaking in Section 6. CHIEF
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Possible Serial Killer in California
Knew a lady that was killed by a cereal killer. He stuck a spoon down her throat and jammed a banana up her ass. CHIEF
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Are any of them stored in Europe? This whole thing may be over before any M1s could be delivered from the States. CHIEF
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Mass-market macro brews
I go full Steel Shank when it comes to macro brews. CHIEF
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Is there no Right of First Refusal in employment contracts? Pay Jimbo $4-5 million a year, and if someone comes along and offers him more, A&M would have the opportunity to match it, and obligate Jimbo to stay at A&M? I'm not an attorney, but I have read a contract or two. CHIEF
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2022-2023 Hunting Thread
From what I gathered, these bucks are in a 132 acre pen, not on 10k acres. I certainly have no problem with high fencing 10k acres of rough, brushy country. But 132 acres? I can shoot from one end to the other. CHIEF
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2022-2023 Hunting Thread
A neighbor is going hunting at a high fence place this weekend, the owner is looking to cull some bucks, and was offering up bucks up to 250 B&C for $4500, bucks from 250-400 B&C for $8500, which is dirt cheap for that class of bucks. He got his feathers ruffled when I told him CHIEF Jr. and I, don't really have an interest in shooting a prize "herd bull" in a pen while wearing an ear tag. CHIEF Jr. looked at me strange, I told him if you have the cash, you can go, knowing that he doesn't. CHIEF
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Bijan Robinson is special
You know, I don't think there is a 100% chance that Bijan leaves. He has never played in a Texas offense that has been hitting on all cylinders. If Quinn comes back, lights it up, and Texas wins out, that's a conference championship, and next year Texas would be the favorite to repeat having a chance for the CFP. Points I would try to get him to consider: 1. Just like Ricky, he would almost certainly win the Doak Walker, and a pretty good probability of the Heisman, if he ran for over 2500 yards. 2. I am pretty certain he is making more with NIL, then he would ever make in his final year in the NFL. 3. Quinn will keep defenses from stacking the box, giving him more opportunities to break off explosive plays. The badasses on the OL, will have one more year of experience. 4. He would have one more year of fun, before having to treat football as a business. 5. Gets to be a huge celebrity in a cool city with no pro franchise. 6. Can purchase an insurance policy for injury. Steve Sarkisian needs to pray, and tell Bijan that God agrees. CHIEF
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CA high school football trainer (coach's daughter) gave players happy endings (allegedly)
Why do you think the lights were off, according to the article? CHIEF
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Aggy reminds me of my dog, and Jimbo is his rawhide chew stick. He growls if you pet him, when he has it in his mouth, as he thinks you want it, and you are trying to steal it. Never realizing if he tried to give you that slimy, spit covered chew stick, you still wouldn't take it. CHIEF
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CA high school football trainer (coach's daughter) gave players happy endings (allegedly)
Oh the humanity! Those poor young souls having to endure all of that suckin’ and fuckin’. CHIEF
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Those are some big ass shotgun shells. CHIEF
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
Yes, Paul being a Jewish lawyer, a descendant of Pharisees, was still very "hung up" on Jewish laws, especially on Messianic Jews still following much of them. Jesus knew it was impossible to keep the laws, especially for Gentiles that didn't follow Rabbinical Law. Jesus declared all food as clean in Mark 7:19. CHIEF
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
I'm not throwing stones, I actually laughed at the disobedience, cause I'm guilty. I was just trying to explain why some parishioners might leave for South Austin and others. I was just showing the scripture that they might use for justification. CHIEF
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
Jesus didn't, but Paul did in Romans 1:18-32: 18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. 21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles. 24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen. 26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. 28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them. Most of the members of a congregation that leave probably leave over verse 32. Having a gay wedding in their Church is seen as approval, even celebrated. It is, indeed, scriptural. CHIEF
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
You can bet China has taken notice. Does anyone think China is about to launch a strike against Taiwan? The attack wouldn't make it past a couple of days . The US has shut up the World. CHIEF