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CHIEF

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  1. My usual group are some serious eaters. Probably half don't bother with corn or potatoes. Our six bags came in at a little over 200 lbs., so between 9-10 lbs. per person. I'd say most fall in the 6-9 lb. range.Then you have my nephew and CHIEF Jr., they will just eat until they are all gone. A five pound bag of potatoes and a dozen ears of corn, and we are good. CHIEF
  2. Forgot my 9mm at camp, so it would have been a .25-06. But the thought did cross my mind. They need to make throwing lit butts out the window a jail time felony. CHIEF
  3. Brisket better bring Cabrito home. CHIEF
  4. Fuck, I didn't read this post well enough. I reported a bitch tonight, on the way back from fire breaking the lease camp, and moving blinds and feeders. She threw a lit butt out the window at 281/I-20. I was detailed enough, they can pick up the butt and pull DNA samples. FUCK A BAG!!! Sent a link to the picture of her car even. I know it's America and it's "word against word", but I wanted to go full Gomer Pyle with the citizen's arrest. CHIEF
  5. Eating Ramen and frozen pizza from the Dollar General in Knox City this weekend. Life doesn’t get any better. Only gonna cost $450 in diesel for the privilege. CHIEF
  6. Just filled up the F350...LOL Still not full. CHIEF
  7. When I worked in insurance back in the 90's, it was a no-go pretty much for all the majors(State Farm, Farmers, Allstate, Farm Bureau, etc.) out there. I had people call weekly looking for someone that would write a homeowners policy for a home with aluminum wiring. Somebody has to be writing it. Maybe someone that has chimed in will tell you who they are insured with. CHIEF
  8. I have a SEP question. Do contributions have to be made by April 15th, if you have to file an extension? Or can they be made anytime up to the October deadline? We are waiting on a K-1 from our CPA, on an LLC, for which I am an officer. The K-1 will not be completed until after April 15th. Thanks, CHIEF
  9. My father started this: https://www.facebook.com/BIBLE-Connection-INC-896842657329230/?ref=page_internal, all of the proceeds from his business I ran from 2019-2020 went to purchase Bibles for populations that had too few literate readers to have Bibles made by the Gideons. I am a Christian, but pale in comparison to my parents. However, my mother and I donate heavily through our non-profit to https://lifetoday.org/outreaches/water-for-life/. It is James Robison's ministry that drills almost a well per day in Africa. Clean water is probably the greatest preserver of life that can be provided. When my father died, a Church in Belize that my father had heavily funded, had their song leaders come and sing at his funeral. His bass is the pride of a guy he gave it to, in Serbia. This is a great thread. Matthew 25:40-45 CHIEF
  10. When you loose that much weight, but probably didn't pick up any foot speed, you are no longer capable of being a Div.I football player. You are just some average un-athletic dude. CHIEF
  11. Sounds like a good time for some Ukraine pilots to go pick up some Polish MIGs. I mean what's good for the goose, is good for the gander? Right? CHIEF
  12. Last of him on 24/7, he was at Butler Community College, in Kansas. He has never been on the roster. CHIEF
  13. I think he went full Blutarsky: CHIEF
  14. Wish I would have known this last Friday. Some MFer threw out a lit cigarette butt at the intersection of Hwy 4 and 377, here in Granbury, before turning into the QT for fuel. Had me contemplating chambering a round and following him to the pump. I hate feeling that way, but it put my HEB (when it's open) at risk. CHIEF
  15. Don't forget to have someone erase your browser history. CHIEF
  16. I asked my Lockheed engineer buddy why equipment is so incredibly expensive. It's all the design, mock up, and redesigning parts that fuck up during testing. He said it is not uncommon for a new generation of fighter jet to have close to a half million redesigns. I asked him, "so if one component has been redesigned 5000 times and the design still isn't working, what happens next?" He said, "well, you start working on redesign 5001." It's all trial and error, and still needs to meet government requirements. CHIEF
  17. The sage advice that my late father taught me was momentum always makes up for a lack of traction. BUT, that logic doesn't hold up in tanks or tractors. CHIEF
  18. We are right on the line at dry and critically dry at the deer lease, in King county. Gonna go pick up the blind and travel trailer this weekend. I don't think it's a mater of if the lease is gonna burn, but when. CHIEF
  19. The engineer that hires all of the other engineers, at the Ft. Worth Lockheed, was at my crawfish boil this weekend. He gave the hard sell to CHIEF Jr. (again) this weekend and told him to pick out his classmates that have true mechanical aptitude, and can turn wrenches to come apply. F-35 and F-16 orders are going through the roof. This has scared the hell out of Europe, Japan, Turkey, and the Baltics. He said Lockheed is about to be building "balls to the wall". If any of you have a kid that is about to graduate with an engineering degree, feel free to DM me. It's a great job, with great benefits. CHIEF
  20. See how much, and apply the "it was on my ranch, and already written off the books discount". Under 100k miles, it's a $60k truck. My 2018 F350, that looks just like that, other than being a Ford, is worth $17k more than I paid for it. CHIEF
  21. I would take solace in not knowing when I was going to hit the ground, as it would be impossible to see through the fecal matter covering every inch of the windscreen of the entire cockpit. CHIEF
  22. We had our first big boil (6 sacks) and about 25 people: Sorry its sideways, too lazy to turn it. Of course, we didn't want anyone driving home drunk: We have one sack left for lunch. CHIEF
  23. Exactly. But imagine if someone had killed your wife (that wasn't one from the divorce thread in IPIHB), and held onto one of your children (Donbas), and then said he was done fighting, what would you do? The Ukes want their pound of flesh, and it's coming. Let them run the Russians completely out of what the Ukes consider Ukranian territory, and let them become a NATO member that day. Keep sanctioning Russia, and never let them have the funds to rebuild their military again. CHIEF
  24. Looks like he has slimmed down a little. He must have ran out of his neighbor's pets. CHIEF
  25. Here is CHIEF Jr. sleeping in ours, behind the office chairs. There is plenty of room. He is 6' and 220 lbs. CHIEF
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