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Call

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Noach!
  2. I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
  3. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
  4. Karl put white pee in the horcee sauce
  5. Paul Allen isn’t dead. He’s in London.
  6. Straight fire. Tell the cunt to fuck off.
  7. Call

    Gottdam USPS

    I’m going down to the post office to cancel my mail permanently.
  8. Take the win Pussy
  9. Gathering a bag of dicks
  10. Sam, you make me proud.
  11. long ball
  12. surrender cobra
  13. Fuck yOU!
  14. Sam is a fucking idiot.
  15. Nah, she got some last night
  16. Call

    That Time I Almost Died

    Sounds like a Jimmy/Dirtbike story.
  17. Due to budget cuts they were unable to work overtime to solve the case sooner.
  18. The Cuyahoga River will burn tonight
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