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ButtFumble

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  1. what about Clay Matthews Sr. Clay Matthews Jr., Clay Matthews III......and Ashley Nick granddaughter of Clay Sr. that plays pro "football" soccer Bruce Matthews, Kevin Matthews, Jake Matthews, and Mike Matthews that has been on NFL practice squads, and Luke that could go pro if he smartens up and transfers from aggy Troy Niklas (Bruce's Nephew from his sister-in-law) oops shit they are on the list, but only 3 of them
  2. I have decided that Surly can be a source of useful information as well as just a fun time waste so I am now going to decree an official certified weight to "a Shit Load" and "a Shit Ton" of whatever I hereby decree that a Shit Load is One Dozen Stone so we all know a Dozen is 12 and we all know that a Stone is 14 Pounds........so a Shit Load is 12 X 14 Pounds = 168 Pounds A Shit Ton is One Gross of Stone so we all know a Gross is One Dozen Dozen (from buying fireworks of course) so a Shit Ton is 12 X 12 X 14 Pounds = 2016 Pounds (so slightly more than just a regular fuck all ton) so A Shit Load is 168 Pounds and a Shit Ton is 2016 pounds......if you are paying for either of those and getting less than that weight when you scale out then you got fucked and you need to make a complaint I have taken the liberty of contacting the National Institute of Standards and Measures (NIST) Office of Weights and Measures (OWM) to make sure they have these simple and clear definitions of these important units of measure and I encourage all forum members and lurkers to do the same https://www.nist.gov/pml/owm
  3. so this popped up for me on youtube the other day......is Alison Moyet completely rude in this video or just impolite? she is clearly not the most rude lady out there, but she is clearly trying to express her rudeness.....does she get additional rudeness for that attempt? and yes there is a lot of other rudeness going on
  4. fuck I thought it was football season already 😡
  5. that "look" is getting him some ass that is 48 years younger than he is (it still looks stupid though)
  6. this is a huge win for aggy do the math with me here yesterday was a 2-1 Texas win so Texas beat aggy by 50% more runs tonight is a 3-2 win by Texas so Texas only won by 33% more runs so tomorrow will be the coupe da grass for aggy when they lose 4-3 and Texas will have only won my 25% more runs with aggy closing on Texas like that it is inevitable they eventually dominate
  7. this #30 pitching for aggy looks like a "big boned" Case McCoy
  8. that means next year is their year when they get Texas at home and Texas does not have the "gift"schedule' from the SEC SEC SEC
  9. that play and run score reminded me of watching Gusball
  10. https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/cb3b73e8-3add-4306-ac5f-5e170ff372fb?om-navmethod=global%2Bscoreboard the above is working for me......I have no cable TV service at all it just worked
  11. once Shedeur plays and tears it up he will have the last laugh when his ownership % in Big Baller Brands becomes worth hundreds of millions
  12. you are sitting behind Dr. Emmett Brown?
  13. who in the fuck pisses right where the fucking door is so that you are stepping in piss or in piss crystals when you go to access that door that knee length jorts wearing fuckhead will probably stop pissing (maybe put its dick away) and step right in that piss to get shit out of the truck.....what a total fuckhead
  14. post up some pics
  15. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-14633179/Shannon-Sharpe-names-rape-accuser.html shay shay gets accused of rape so he does the only sensible thing and post up txt to him from skip bayless
  16. well Crosby's is closed, The San Jorge is run down now, and The Up and Down Club is gone
  17. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-14630729/nfl-justin-blackmon-mugshot-arrest-jacksonville-jaguars.html one looks like he could play in the NFL.....the other looks like he should be selling street tacos in Acuña
  18. yea you give the $9.95 forum away for free
  19. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3536957 HANG ANOTHER BANNER BITCHES!!!......the sips do not even compete in this sport!!!! x, 4, 2, x 6, 3, 1, 5 two more meat pimps out there too!
  20. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3537143 in today's version of "so many of them lack self awareness" (there are a couple that seem to have become self aware) Our wealthier fans don't usually make a show of lighting money on fire. But the day is early! We had the number 1 recruiting class OF ALL TIME 4 years ago. Those guys are now seniors. Tech can't compete with that.
  21. Bucky Magic is back baby!!!
  22. Take Zaycoven after exposure to genital warts, but before appearance of actual genital warts.....do not take Zaycoven with alcohol or citrus juices or if you are pregnant or trying to get pregnant.....do not take Zaycoven less than 24 hours before chopping trees, swaying in a stajium, watching your team lose a big game, or after you have lost another head coach do not take Zaycoven if you are allergic to Zaycoven or if you wear overalls or a milkman costume or after midnight yell tell your doctor you are taking Zaycoven Zaycoven may cause anal bleeding from the ears, nose, or throat, the urge to jizz in a jar, or the desire to make pop gun motions and to make thrust after you told a stupid joke discontinue the use of Zaycoven if you have been flaccid for longer than 72 months, have chin pubes, or you make the "money" sign frequently
  23. I think yours is from the last hire and this is the new search committee
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