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I am not arguing the issue is "getting them to leave" what I am saying is if you look at a lot of the guys listed it took them a LONG time to get their program where it is today and they are not going to get that length of time at Texas.....and in the current environment I am not sure I fully buy into the "it is easier to win at Texas than those places" especially when Texas gives you 4 or 5 seasons to get your shit together before your ass starts to feel like it is on fire I think across all college sports we are seeing coaches hesitant to make a move to a place where "should be easier to win" and your ass will be on fire by year 3 to 5 vs. staying where they are and having a lot longer career......go through the same exercise with Texas Basketball.....same fucking thing....."this guy is a can't miss".....oh wait they just turned Texas down....oh wait this guy did too.....oh fuck this guy sucks balls.....oh fuck this guy is a drunk with a crazy ass bitch GF

because people are listing coaches that have been at their alma mater for a decade or more and that have only recently started to do anything of significance as coaches that will come right into Texas and immediately start going to the CWS consistently or they are listing coaches that have been at major programs for a decade and have only recently started to go to a super regional and have not been to a CWS or have been one time the idea seems to be "well he did that a place that is not Texas so he will have to do better here because, Texas"......and the idea seems to be to ignore that he was given a very long leash where he is now to finally produce......but that same leash will not be given at Texas just like it is not given to Pierce that has out produced most of those guys already while at Texas

I understand the desire to make a change, but here are my reasons why I think it is not a disaster to wait one year 1. none of the names listed really jump out to me as "he is the guy" even O’Sullivan because he turned down Texas in the past prior to getting a new stajium at Florida.....and Holiday that was mentioned is again an alumni of OkState and has been there a long time.....which gets me to my next point 2. pretty much all the coaches that do have some proven credentials have been at their programs for a decade or longer....Florida, ECU, OkState, Duke, the Vandy coach (not yet mentioned) Vaughn at Alabama has been there one year and was at Maryland for 7 seasons with one the covid season and his record is NCAA Regionals.....he looks like Pierce only he has done that in the ACC and SEC SEC SEC not the Southland and AAC Schloss is retired this is his "get the money" year....I like the guy, but he is not going to fit at Texas and I do not think even the magic of Del could get that to work with their prior relationship so when you are looking at guys that have been in the ACC, SEC SEC SEC, and other places that play good baseball for a decade or more and they are not really jumping out at you or showing marked better success than Pierce I think it shows maybe Texas needs to take at least another year 3. Pierce was not hired under optimal circumstances (God Texas fucking says that a lot with the major mens sports)......Augie did not leave a top program in place.....there were the issues with the Augie leaving.....and the same exact shit with the potential hire was going on....money whipping someone......finding a guy that was pissed off because facilities had not improved (Florida)......same shit different year 4. I am not excited about introducing a new guy while also moving into a new conference.....I think that can make player evaluation more difficult and I think there can be some "logistics" issues like staying at the wrong Holiday Inn on the road or eating at the wrong restaurants or whatever that might need to be figured out.....it is not like SEC SEC SEC schools are located in places where you have a lot of can't miss choices for team accommodations.....I would rather give a new guy the best chance possible especially when so far most of the candidates are reaches, just fucking pay the bitch, put Texas on him and he will do better my major issues with Pierce are poor regular season play and the fact that there is an improvement for the team getting "up" for the NCAAs, but there is still a feeling of "just over matched and not going all the way"......based on pitching not being deep and a lack of power hitting......but I am not sure that gets corrected easily or quickly with a coaching change.....but he has had time to change it and has not....at this point I would rather see a 32yo guy that can find shit loads of pitching and get an 80yo guy that has seen it all to sit on the bench next to him, stand at third base sometimes, and keep him from fucking things up and to go yell at the umpires and then find another guy that can teach them to hit the shit out of the ball and that is all he does and game day he mostly eats hotdogs and snow cones

beat Texas in regional!

well guys that have been at programs for 10+ years and that have done less than Pierce are not super appealing to me especially when you are going to have to buy them in guys that have coached at places that have academic (academics still matters to some baseball players because there is a well established minor league system for the "get paid" types) and athletic resources and have not done a great deal are not that impressive to me Augie had a pretty slow start from Cliff, but there was some shit there with the firing of Cliff and how that all happened, but the last 5 years of Augie were not exactly lighting it on fire or leaving Texas a solid foundation I am not happy with some of the Pierce stuff, but in 7 seasons (covid season is meaningless) he has been to the CWS 3 times and a Super one more......do I think Texas was over matched in those CWS appearances and just got there based on "We Are Texas"......yes I do, but that is a hell of a lot better than some of those replacements have done in 8 seasons or a lot longer where they are......and if the idea is "Slap Texas on them and see how they do" well fuck lets just hire a yellow dog for a coach or Clay Henry the goat and roll the team out there and tell them "We Are Texas go fuck some people up"......or take a risk on some guy that knows shit about really getting pitching going because that seems to be the weakness for Texas lately and a lot of other top programs too why hire the old fuck that is holding the young guy back.....hire the young guy that can get them to fucking throw we can always get him some old timer to explain the rest of the game to him and keep him from doing totally dumb shit

Goodwin is an ECU alumni, has been there 10 years, and he was at LSU and Ole Miss in the past so they probably at least sniffed him when they changed coaches.....perhaps they thought he was not proven or he turned them down.....who knows, but he is another "tossing a shit load of cash because" hire and those don't generally work well Vaughn is hardly proven unless you think sticking the Texas brand on him means he will make it out of a regional Walter has been there 15 years and made it to two supers and advanced from one of those to the CWS.....in 15 seasons.....and that is A LOT of ACC and SEC SEC SEC programs that took a pass on that assuming he was ready to leave Schlossnagle is baseball Jimbo without the douche bag persona, but with some "asshole" that will not sit well with Texas fans if he is not producing......he is retired at aggy and happy Pollard is 12 seasons at Duke and has never been to a CWS.....I would prefer to take the risk on Pierce that has shown he can make a CWS with the "Texas brand" on him vs. a guy that we would be hoping could do that Vitello is going to cost a hell of a lot for still a lot of "can he" and he seems to like being chased and getting the raises....I mean no reason to not make Tennessee pay more like LSU and aggy Jimbo......but not sure I want Texas paying more vs. Tennessee paying more to keep him

I would probably rather take that risk right now.......Texas can afford to roll into the SEC SEC SEC with "stability" (even at a level no one is happy with) in baseball of all sports......that is THE sport Texas can wait out a coach for a year or two and quickly recover from that even if it is a disaster to wait and see I think this post season is showing us that the SEC SEC SEC is not just a conference filled with massively dominant baseball powers.....it has some, but some of them have slipped up with their own coaching hires and what the SEC SEC SEC does have is a lot of teams that can get it done (sometimes in a major way) before they drop right back off I think I would rather feel that out with a current coach than a new guy that is a long way from home and with a lot to prove especially one that would have to be hired in the "SEC SEC SEC way" IE just throw fuck loads on money at them until they can't say no and then eat that shit if it fails

Canham is an alumni and not only that from their two NC teams......the only thing I think gives Texas a real edge is that the PAC 12 has fallen apart, but the flip side to that is baseball is still a sport that G5 programs and programs that have little to no football (especially on the west coast) can still do very well in.....Oregon State can probably afford to pay him to stay in that particular sport if they want to and if they do not want to watch a similar situation to Oregon and Softball happen to them with Texas.....plus Texas and Texas into the SEC SEC SEC is a long way from "home" for him I would not be surprised to see Pierce get one more year.....similar to when he was hired there are just no home run hires out there right now

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-13457579/inside-antonio-brown-property-portfolio-bankruptcy.html nobody could have seen things getting this bad...

piece of what though....even if you busted out football on it's own and gave it credit for a lot of revenues from media rights, sponsorships, and all their ticket sales and the donations that go with them most college football teams do not make money they lose money......sure they could look at an total athletics department that is subsidized to the tune of $5 to $40 million per year and knock that down to a football program that is subsidized to the tune of $1 to $5 million per year, but there is still no profit to share when you lose money and that would probably be without giving full cost % of the overall athletics administration to football that it takes to run football or looking at the cost of administrative building space and the like.....I would imagine that Texas is one of the few places that (I am 99% sure) does things like charges athletics massively high cost for parking, changing light bulbs, touching up paint, fixing a door hinge, or whatever else is done to Bellmont as far as maintenance and upkeep vs, what an academic department would pay for the same services and I am very certain that once any union or payment directly from a university comes into play that regular students and state officials (for public schools) will want to start charging for tuition and a lot of fans will not be renewing season tickets or paying massive seat donations for those tickets.....and there will probably be an attempt to remove those donations as a deduction by the feds

what I saw talked about is a couple of fuck heads that have some interest in a couple of Euro kickball teams want to take over the licensing and branding of 20 to 30 top schools and take a % and make some (I am sure very vague) promises about the growth of the brands because of their "expertise" it will be a total shit show though and it makes no sense to me (although no one would claim I am some business genius), but then again you look at how most athletics departments and conferences are run and a fucking moron could do better I fail to see how UA, Adidas, nike, or any of the other fucks that do branding are going to go along with another middleman to deal with and WTF do companies like LearfieldIMG.......well I mean really they do pretty shitty is what they do and take a cut for it, but sadly most athletics departments are full of such ride the pine fucks that even with $100 million dollar budgets and a shit tonne of alumni that would do things for free they still need a 3rd party company to come in and take a slice of their marketing deals the best I can tell some dumb fucks have decides that fans of LaTech, Arkansas stAte, UTEP, UTSA, UAB, USA, F_U, all of the MWC, the AAC and tons of others are just chomping at the bit to cheer for Texas, Alabama, Miami, FSU, Clemson, tOSU, Oregon, USC, and some others in a super league......which of course they won't be these same fucking idiots think they can convince ESPN and maybe Fox to dump most of the NCAA teams and give all the money to their collection of teams and that will be where the "growth" comes in......which will be a perfect match for the further decline of cable/SAT TV subscribers and now the already happening decline of streaming services and "bundles" on streaming also I have said this many times before and will say it until proven wrong.....there is not going to be any type of "special athlete employee" category for sports ballers at universities.....once they are paid directly by the university they will be 100% beholden to the same standards of conduct and behavior as any other university employee and the university will be 100% liable for their behaviors and conduct just like they are for any other employee.....so some sports baller that decides he wants to gran his crotch and do that sucking sound thing between his teeth while he talks to random shawty about her ass while on campus, in class, or in the dorms will have to be fucking fired just like if a janitor or a grounds keeper channeled their inner freak nasty and did the same thing if they are not fired you can look for a nice lawsuit from shawty and from all of the other employees that have been fired in the past for any type of inappropriate conduct......universities will be getting fucked left and right and it will probably break a few of them and before you bring up some well known incidents again there is a difference (right or wrong) now with the whole "have to give the student athlete a chance" process that helps sweep this shit under the rug and the other major difference is currently the other universities and past employees that might have been fired for misconduct are not involved.....because they are employees and currently athletes are not....so they are not subjected to the same HR rules college sports is heading for a disaster as it is and any "private equity" or "private capital" getting involved will just drive this shit off of a cliff into a volcano

the mental health field is over there ---->>>

Texas A&M fans crying over being ripped off for $50 million by Jimbo

well I am not very god at this and used a crappy free generator, but one is the Texas A&M Aggie Men's Butt Chugging Team and the other is the Texas A&M Men's Gay Quidditch Team I will let everyone decide which is which...

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multiple-air-horn-sound-fx_125bpm_C_major.wav last I checked when you hear that sound it is time to ask for your tab and leave

that sounds like me moving to San Antonio in high school and wondering why a guy has Jesus on his leather name belt.....or still wondering today why I had better grades in Spanish classes than Mexicans that could actually speak some Spanish.....the two other dudes with the upside down cross necklaces probably could have been found in any high school, but still

you named your daughter after the Levelland, Texas High School girl's sports teams?