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yea that is a great selling point 1. you get a contact loaded with incentives you have to meet because the last guy just got a dump truck full of cash for doing jack shit 2. you are going to have less staff to work with because we cut a bunch to pay the last guy that did jack shit 3. all the fuck off and dicking around stuff the players that are now yours were used to is being reduced because the last guy let them fuck up too much and he sucked......get in there tiger and tell them why all that shit is being taken away from them 4. no you do not get a national championship trophy with 99 years on it for you to do something 5. PS if we fire you after 3, 4, 5 or more years you are going still to have to go look for a job instead of just spending cash and doing nothing or we will probably try and sue you if you do not put in effort to do so to offset what we owe you because the last two fuck heads we fired we had to pay them even if the got a job as a head coach making $100 million or if they sat around sniffing paint all day

driving through Oklahoma today I tuned into The Sports Mammal (or whatever the fuck it was) and they said the three coaches aggy is concentrating on are: Ryan Day Kalen DeBoer Jedd Fisch there was no particular order....no bullshit those were the 3.....they then went on and talked about if Day is even a good choice since he took over a program that was already doing what it was suppose to be doing and they questioned if tOSU is successful because of him or if he is successful because of tOSU and their history they said that Jedd Fisch had actually built something at Arizona and DeBoer had built something too even if UW had some past history they were saying that Day was just aggy doing more of the same and hiring a big name with no real reason why other than he is a big name and that really he is a midwest guy they made it seem like they had some meaningful information those were the ones they were zeroed in on.....they said that Lanning had nike stock as well and in addition to the $20 million to buy him out you would have to buy out his stock as well

it is a gamble, but he is making $2.55 now and I am not sure he will get $5 from some of the places that are open because the ones that pay that see him as a reach.....Sark is making $5.6 while Pittman is making over $6 and I think he makes that because he had one good season and Arkansas was in a rush to show that "we found our guy" (mini-aggy flex) it drops down to $5.5 or so from there with a lot of coaches that have proven history and then gets down to the $4.5 range for coaches that are at places where they have proven themselves now when you look at taxes and the "take home" and agent fees on that extra $1.5 million or so or even $2 million if he can get $4.5 well he is not raking in "fuck you money" for 3 years and fired (even with 5 guaranteed) It is a risk, but I think he is a risk taker and if he can get to the right place for $4 to $4.5 then he can turn that pretty quick into $7 or more somewhere else the downside is he will be at UTSA probably 4 or 5 more years making $2.55 before they finally let him go....I think his reputation is strong enough to get a good QB in the portal or to only be down for a year before he is back winning 8+ at UTSA and is shit hot again after one down year in addition SMU is leaving the AAC, Tulane will not just stay on top, Memphis is looking rough, UCF and Cincy are already gone so the AAC is wide open and the other programs after Memphis and Tulane are pretty much shit I think he would jump for $4 to $4.5, but it will not be to Arkansas, or a fucked up UH it will be to a place where he gets 4 years to actually coach unless it is a dumpster fire in his first 3

eminem to the house

eminem just scored a TD for WSU

hit the playstation spin button for the TD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Moglia he is not the first rich guy to do this Joe Moglia formerly of TD Ameritrade did it in the other Carolina at The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers and was pretty damn good especially for a program that was moving to D1-A he was 10-2 in their first D1-A season, but had some health issues and had to step down....he came back after a year, but in a rare situation put his ego aside and stepped down, flipped them $15 million for a practice facility and Jamey Chadwell took over and did really well too

there is the concern of becoming Matt Campbell where the opportunity goes by as you stay where you are but Traylor is 55 that is young for a HC, he has a LONG leash at UTSA so he has a chance to bounce back from a bad season or two and get back to 8 or 9 wins and become "hot" again if he does drop off after this year the alternative it a place like Arkansas where he has 3 years max and where if he is fired he might never get another chance to be a HC or a dumpster fire like UH with idiotic expectations......or wait for a better situation than Arkansas and move there and hope for success and then the $7 or $8 million per year job I do not think Traylor has enough success to make the Napier type jump yet for $7 million.....he either takes the RIGHT $4 million job or the wrong one and the wrong one means he never gets the $7 million + a year job

with Blinn Team and all of the other deferred admissions they run to keep their freshman metrics artificially high one would think that getting a 2.5 in community college would not be that hard.....but admittedly that does not get you into your major of choice and some like business and engineering are harder to transfer into.....not nearly as hard as Texas.....and while Brenham is probably a nice enough place to live who wants to JuCo there or to JuCo in College Station when you can just go to Arkansas, LSU, OU, OkState, Ole' Miss, Auburn, or Alabama and be at the "top schools in the state" (with WAY hotter girls)

Arkansas has massive expectations and they are now in the firing coaches after 2.5 to 3 year mode and that destroys a program (a bit less with NIL, but still).....Traylor would have the east Texas recruiting and Texas in general that Arkansas desperately wants, but he will get 3 years to make something happen or he is fired and has to go to Nick's Coaching rehab after that....and who knows if Nick's will still be open then and without that who knows how you go about rehabing Houston is a disaster with the tilman factor, unrealistic buyouts, a failed "move up", unrealistic expectations (especially now that tilman and Khator have egg on their faces from the dana disaster) and all of those "air raid" coaches leave programs in horrible shape and dana is even worse....lazy players, entitled players, players that like the coach that was slack on them, poor recruiting especially for anything besides offense, skill sets that only match the tired and already figured out "air raid"......following one of them is mostly a recipe for disaster and holgar is the worst one to follow behind Baylor would be a much better fit for him or possibly SMU if they lose their coach to somewhere Traylor has options though at least right now and more of these types of coaches are turning down an extra $1.5 million a year to move to a place that will give them 3 years max before fired because they know they are locked in where they currently are and can wait out the right opportunity to make a jump for $1.5 to $2 million more to have the best chance at success that can lead to the $7 million per year job with all 5 years guaranteed even if fired after 3

he will not retire until UNC has a nice golf resort with some casistas that he and Sally can sell for some side cash

well Nardz saves his job! and Pitt takes home the generic brand can of beans and can of Pennzoil mixed with Quaker State oil trophy....If I am not mistaken they place the oil can on top of the can of beans because Pitt won.....they would reverse it if BC won

I was going to say stone hands got them, but 4th down what comeback by Toledo it must be the Kroger headsets

going for 2 a while back now makes it a 1 point lead......fuck shit like this does not happen for Texas ugh

damn to the house.....turned a great little 4th down play into a 59 yard TD....damn that was fun

EMU had some solid running plays and got to 1st and 2 and threw a nice pass up the middle and takes it 30-27 to remain possibly bowl eligible at 5-6

Akron and ECU both get 7 in OT1 now Akron gets 3 in OT2 and EMU is up 27-24 Akron right now

who was he throwing that to.....great pass right to the DB

Akron vs EMU going to overtime....2-7 Akron trying to knock 4-6 EMU out of bowl contention 17-17

that was a sweet pass after the bobble QB looked like he wanted to panic then reigned it in and made that smooth pass

OK aggy has to call Jason Candle now he is wearing a Kroger headset 🥰😇😅

wow what a fucking run way to wait for the blocking damn another the same damn play

if Toledo goes 10-1 aggy might have to call Jason Candle 😁 stone hands #9, but I am not sure the pass was to him

damn BG they really went for it on 4th and 9 and allowed another huge sack

I like the Toledo Uniforms