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bud light has found their newest spokesperson

and a dollar bill weighs one.....so two dollars and a nickle and your cheap ass hanging scale can be checked

I am not sure whoever did this really thought it through I mean yea you got $100,000 or whatever, but most toll booths are using license plate readers now or toll tags

https://www.tmz.com/watch/2023-03-22-032223-johnny-manziel-v3-1585587-620/ John gets shitted on by a bird....guy knows how to stay in the news! and that skank he is with has some mileage on her

the N is for k kNowledge

I wonder if ross b'Dork needs more evidence of why the tournament committee left aggy out last year and gave them a shitty seed this year?

turning in a fellow conference member for cheating is a violation of SEC SEC SEC rules isn't it?......I think Vandy will have part of their conference distributions held by the conference for the next two years because of this

the lengths they will go to so that Texas does not hire their coach away

Patrick Mahomes or Kliff?.....if Kliff does I would think more of him than just a money grubbing idiot......if PH does that just goes to show what a good person he is and he understands what was up when he was there

his brain is still swollen up from that hit?

he was not even a 7-5 machine at Tech they were 4-8, 7-6, 5-7 when he was at Tech, but that was not his fault at all he had a total fucking idiot for a head coach it was all on him and that highlight youtube is pretty amazing, but a big % of those plays were against some shit teams, but they were still great to watch and he is amazing also the title of that youtube is laughable since a huge % of that is not even remotely "air raid" he is outside the pocket way too much, he holds the ball way too long for the air raid, and an ideal air raid QB should have about 1 yard rushing per game not making great runs in designed plays or taking off (and making an amazing run) when the pocket breaks down in seconds the fact that he made those runs and he did make those plays outside the pocket or while waiting for an open receiver does tell you he is amazing.....but he is not amazing for the air raid since that offense leaves out a large % of his skill set......the lazy shit bag that was his coach at the time should have been able to make an offense to fit him, but the fact that he couldn't is part of why they had that shit record his 3 years there the best thing to ever happen to him was getting drafted by a team that had the ability (and the sense) to sit him for a year and actually coach him because he had gone 3 years plus without any meaningful coaching at all much less any that for his abilities.....also coaching him that running is his last option (and him accepting that) was huge for him and shows he is not just talented, but smart which makes it all the shittier that he and his talents were wasted at Tech he has a lot of great years left in him he will be fun to watch and he can get major wins even when he is not on the 100% best team on the field

https://streamable.com/zdou1v the worst part of that is thinking in the future those people will be breeding with each other 😲

it is a shit location because it is over there in the other side of the freeway on it's own at the time it was suppose to be this major transformative project and something to really move SA forward, but they just half assed everything it should have been placed just north of the Tower where the HBG Convention Center is now but at the time they had the shit part of the HBGC and a small new part they had built and they were keeping that shitty arena as part of the HBGC even though it was dated and a shit hole there was room to place it where the convention center is now and probably keep the newer part of that center, but they just did not have the vision or the budget (or the will to have the budget) having the dome there as a part of the HBGC would have made it unique at the time when conventions were major business, but instead they kept the old ass dated part that is gone now, built the dome where it could not function with conventions , and built it too small with proper vision the dome would be hooked to the riverwalk, it would be across the street from the river center and hotel, and a part of the convention center and of course big enough for superbowls now it is none of those things

technically they only have 77 more years or they will have to redo the trophy

I think it has to do with the fact that the new TV contract has not fully kicked in yet or the dumb fucks in the SEC SEC SEC like aggy have already spent their full share for next year and will have to borrow more from academics if they do not get the full share

on the TcStreetFights2 youtube (where the vid is from) or maybe his twitter I think they said it was Toulouse

the club owner should fire his dumb ass.....once the dred head was out of the bar the bouncer should not have touched the idiot no matter how much it seemed everyone hated him and if the guy with the stick was able to recover and retain it and do more damage the bar would be 100% liable for that.....because their employee not only pushed the guy out towards someone with a stick (an act I do not see with much if any real liability if dred head had been causing major problems), but the bouncer then helped the one side in a fight and the one side with a major unfair advantage already that bouncer and bar are very lucky the cops showed up when they did and prevented dred head from getting beaten with that stick

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look at the fucks in this video.....Sasquatch makes an appearance at 1:01 with his offspring in tow a dude in a skirt wearing a burka at 1:14 and then at 1:41 a fucker wearing a mask at a water park......well especially THAT water park where your health is a risk from anything but covid

it is said to be one of the great legacies of Henry Cisneros, but really it is a fail there was little (no) chance that SA was going to get an NFL team when it was built, but if they had a brain they would have built it large enough to host a Super Bowl and at the time it was built even though the "rules" say it has to be an NFL city to host they would have let SA into the rotation without a doubt at the time Miami was a shit hole stajium, the Dome was a shit hole, Texas Stajium was a shit hole and too small, The Super Dome was on it's way to becoming a shit hole and yet was getting Super Bowls left and right, LA Stajiums were shit holes, but were getting Super Bowls because "LA" and SA would have been an easy choice every 5 years or so for two decades at least the fucking thing can hold 64,000 for football and it really only needs 70,000 by the rules, but if thy did it like Jerry World and had regular seating of 69,000 to 70,000 and then cram 6,000 to 7,000 people in standing room only or other shit they would have been golden to host at least 3 if not 4 Super Bowls over the life it has had so far instead SA was so fucking broke at the time and so stupid and so desperate they built it half assed and thought the NFL would cut them a break.....they are lucky they fell ass backwards into the final four becoming such a big deal and landed some of those it is also a shit location and while I do not think the outside looks terrible the inside looks dumb as fuck with those upper deck corners (areas that could have been squared up and held more shitty cheap seats to get closer to 70,000 total seats the sad thing is even if they get rid of it and do it over again they will till fuck up because well SA

OU recruits nationally (sad to say that is probably why they have been winning the conference so much more than Texas and the load of 7 on 7 recruits) this is 2023 OU Florida (5) Texas (5) Oklahoma (4) Missouri (2) Washington (2) California (1) Colorado (1) Indiana (1) Nebraska (1) New Jersey (1) North Carolina (1) Pennsylvania (1) Tennessee (1) 2022 Texas (7) Florida (4) Oklahoma (4) California (2) Nevada (2) Colorado (1) Kansas (1) Nebraska (1) 2021 Texas (6) Florida (2) Oklahoma (2) Virginia (2) District Of Columbia (1) Illinois (1) Maryland (1) Oregon (1) 2020 Texas (12) North Carolina (2) Oklahoma (2) Arizona (1) District Of Columbia (1) Florida (1) Illinois (1) Maryland (1) Missouri (1) Tennessee (1) 2019 Texas (10) California (2) Florida (2) Oklahoma (2) Arizona (1) Arkansas (1) District Of Columbia (1) Georgia (1) Kansas (1) Nevada (1) North Carolina (1) Tennessee (1) 2018 Texas (8) Oklahoma (6) Florida (4) Missouri (2) Ohio (2) California (1) Tennessee (1 that is a pretty good spread from all over the USA who knows if Bretty V can keep it up, but he spread out all over the USA and hit a lot out west in the 2023 class and the Big 12 has fucked this all up by A. adding the shittastic UH to have still too many teams in Texas B. letting those 4 fucking teams come in a year early or to come in at all until Texas and OU are gone for good C. if it is to be believed giving the 4 new teams ANY money the first year in the league much less costing existing members money to add those teams it should have been 0% year 1, 25% year 2, 45% year 3, and 100% year 4 and year 1 would not start until Texas and OU are GONE even if that is 2 seasons with new teams in the league E. look for extra money from Texas and OU beyond the standard exit fees for leaving early F. have the deal worked for Texas and OU to leave early (or not) while the new deal with ESPN and Fox is being worked on.......with Texas and OU carrying the freight on any cost to that or any expectations for OOc games in the future with existing Big 12 members G. with B in mind and having been dumb enough to do that it was totally idiotic to allow new members to get home games with Texas and OU especially shittastic UH with Texas......monumental fuck up for existing members to give up those games to the new members

I wish they would thrown nickleback and whoever wrote, produced, marketed, and plays that stupid san quentin song in san quentin for life

this goes back to the discussion on The Ticket a long time back where they talked about hippos will kick your ass those tits clearly back up the 6 kids claim......now we need to find out which 6 of you mother fuckers fucker her raw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Holgorsen looks like someone got after the wiki edit on drunken dana's page I was looking to see what team kicked the shit out of them last year with 77 points Saturday Nov. 5 at SMU Mustangs Gerald J. Ford Stadium, Dallas, TX 7:00pm ETNFLN L 77-63 looking at that if Sark does not go for 100 he probably needs to be fired on the spot and Texas can move on to someone else

what an INT