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  1. ButtFumble

    I'm sorry guys

    I missed what happened.....probably thankfully.....but I think you take prozac orally not anally
  2. so this is a camp to help them get more fat right?
  3. we probably need to go ahead and reserve this kid a screen name on here and being Australian perhaps start a gofundme to get him some punting training so he can come be a punter at Texas
  4. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3438030 I present one of the dumbest takes in sports history Unpopular opinion re: Bama They're not that great a program, it's not a destination job, and with Saban leaving they will fall into relative mediocrity for the next decade. Pre-NIL, Saban could have taken a lot of programs to the success he has brought Bama. He was arguably on his way at LSU before bolting to the NFL. He just so happened to land at a school in Bama who had historically been great a few generations before he got there, but if he had ended up at Georgia or Tennessee or Texas or even here he could have replicated the success he's had for the past 16 years. Now Bama has to compete with everyone else having the same advantages and opportunities that they do, and without their legendary coach. Meanwhile, Smart has Georgia on their way to becoming the next dynasty and they've already shown they can adapt to the new landscape in college football. I think Bama's run at the top is over, and the rise of the next era of college greatness will be achieved by schools who have not traditionally been the blue bloods and perennial favorites.
  5. Jade!
  6. carpeted bathroom walls
  7. these fools have been doing this long before Deion coached and pretty much before he was even a pro......his whole college career was predicated on flash and getting to the NFL to do more of it cRappers, ballas, playas.....they have been going fucking broke for 4 decades now they just do it "bigger" and go more broke and in bigger debt I am not saying that pro sports is run by saints (other than Jerry 🤣 ), but they have tried time and again to get programs in place to teach these dumb fucks how to manage money and they even have the "retirement" now.....but their shitty friends and relatives fuck them over as much or more than anyone with their dumb ass clothing brands, wing restaurants, bars and clubs, and other shitty investments and then there is the fact that many of them cannot keep their dick out of anything that moves and insist on raw dogging all of them and have no concept of fertility.....and their pullout game is oppositely as shitty as their on the field/court/studio game....and of course the popping bottles and making it rain hell some fashion brands have come under fire for trying to distance from some associations with flaunted wealth and buffoonish consumption of their products
  8. I was hoping for Andy Kaufman even though he is dead
  9. the worst part is these sluts will get $10,000 a month or whatever and will be broke AND in debt about time the kids turn 7 and he gets out of pro sports and is also broke they will not out a damn dime away, will spend it all, and will run up credit cards, car loans, and mortgages they can never afford.....and will of course have no education and no job skills either
  10. https://www.wralsportsfan.com/unc-football-has-hit-a-wall-mack-brown-says-can-nil-push-the-heels-forward/21239557/ Mack Brown needs everyone to buy some NIL Casistas.....you do not get an actual beautiful casista you just get a piece of paper saying you own an imaginary one or for you youngsters a casista NFT
  11. right here is the best AD candidate for aggy!
  12. Vic Mackey would
  13. respiratory illness......oh you don't irsay
  14. Woodward definitely moved up to LSU and then he set aggy back over a decade by clowning them into extending jimbo
  15. with the USA HC taking the OC job at Alabama will Major be "pulled back in" as the HC of USA......I think it would be the best move for them it would be nice to seem him get the job and do well enough to get another HC job possibly in the Big 12 and then kick the shit out of Houston annually or for a number of years....especially since I think Fritz is a good coach, but the wrong hire for Houston because he takes forever to build a program and Houston has no patience for that and will light a fire under his ass if he is not winning 9 games or so by year 2
  16. this is kind of bullshit on the part of Jim and he is starting to look like a bigger asshole than usual Michigan paid him a shit load of money to kind of chug along and "win some games" while making sure to lose to tOUS plus MSU, or Iowa, or ND, or Wisconsin in the same season and to take a bowl L and finally they were pissed off enough to call him on his bullshit, but did not fire him and reworked his contract so he actually has some incentives and hey fuck what do you know IT WORKED and now he is back acting like he needs to get retribution for all of that and that they should have just rode that out and handed him an extension going down the same path and not even thought of firing him because "well you know we will win it all eventually" vs sitting down with him and not firing him and incentivizing him and EXTENDING him I am sure he thinks his shit does not stink and if Michigan had fired him he would have landed some other top job or would have easily gone back to the NFL for a good team and maybe he would have, but he also could have ended up at some shittier situation with a short leash because people knew his shit smelled a little and if he could not get it done at Michigan then no need to act like he walks on water now he is just dragging the bullshit out.....much less all the little infractions and the attitude of "fuck the NCAA let the university deal with it I am busy".....which is all fine and good if people want to hate on the NCAA (which is run by the universities), but it is still shit that Michigan has to clean up of his and an example of if you have him around you have to put up with his bullshit even if he is not winning it all and losing to the teams his school most wants to beat he was not kicked in the head enough as a kid or something he is just not right
  17. I have my mom's cell phone to take care of things for her since she no longer can......fucking AT&T sends her about 20 text a month about her bill.....hey your bill will be renewing on 10 days.....hey two days ago we let you know your bill was going to renew in 10 days.....hey 4 days from now your bill will renew the day after that......hey tomorrow we will send you a text to remind you that your bill will be due the next day.....hey your bill renews tomorrow.......hey you just paid your bill!.....hey thanks for paying your bill we just sent you a text to let you know that your bill was paid.....hey you just paid your bill and a new one will be coming in 30 days or so and we will be sending you reminders but you know who is more needy than those needy motherfuckers......fucking samsung.....these motherfuckers renew their terms of service about every fucking 36 hours.......every other day you look at your fucking phone there is the little icon that you hit to get some fucking "information" from samsung and it is always that they changed the terms of service agreement these fuckheads could save me $5 a month if they either hired some competent lawyers that could write a terms of service agreement that last longer than 3 days or if they just said fuck it no one reads this bullshit and anyone suing us is going to fucking sue us anyways in spite of whatever bullshit we have in our terms of service so fuck them lets just keep one in place for at least a month they must have an entire floor of some building somewhere full of fuckheads that write they body of these text or these notifications that then get blasted to all their fucking users I need to start calling these sumsung fucks every time I get one an asking them what changed and how it impacts me and what I need to do about it and if there is anything I need to change (besides getting a new fucking phone)....maybe they will get tired of me and stop sending that stupid shit
  18. 399284026_608980487922260_476402423021417007_n.mp4
  19. I was just thinking Jerry is going to have to learn to use the portal and start hitting the fans and advertisers up for that NIL money
  20. no shit there was a lot of pathetic in that video
  21. it was after a lot of prayer (when God reminded him he was moving to college station), please respect his decision
  22. keep your hands off his nuggies too
  23. I am going to chime in and say I am proud I did not know what the fuck Zubas were until I goggled it from this thread.....now I am a bit less proud to know...
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